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Martin0:
see this girl ooo big head ikpu gi

Marty baby, tosyne2much has already concurred to my earlier submission ,Marty you are a fuc.k boy. Enough of the drama

Ohhhhhh God ,its nairaland Romeo again

Keep deceiving yourself ,an ukwu boy can never be loyal to any woman .

Amu dimkpa like OP.

This table joro is shaking

Once a marriage gets to the point that one spouse just feels like killing the other the option is to separate peacefully and give each other time.

lefulefu:
Who cares about boob size. I think she has a nice figure... And her backside looks big.Twoclans is ur backside as big as this?

Yeah my king . My back side is just about that size and I have got boobs to compliment it

I am coming over to give you a lap dance,please leave the window open so I can come in

RadicallyBlunt:
Bae do you have d NL app on ur phone? I downloaded it but its not working properly. Want to be sure its not just my phone

Sweet ,I don't have the app,you can uninstall and download again .

[quote author=RadicallyBlunt post=70000024]Bae do you have d NL app on ur phone? I downloaded it but its not working properly. Want to be sure its not just my phone[/quote

Sweet, I don't have the app on my phone .I have never downloaded it. You can uninstall the one you have and carefully download again.

francisMKD:
Twoclans ...those people on ur D. P ....please are they PRAYING

Is that how you pray

Martin0:
And then! what happened to mass
Today is Saturday! or you have forgotten so soon

Go and get laid,your blood is too hot today

Martin0:
I never said I was going to be either good or bad to anybody "husband "

Hey people like different things, some like bad men, so if I assume to be a bad husband as you describe or claim, then someone got me!

Be confusing your self there .Go and sleep tomorrow is mass.

Martin0:
Marriage is not for everyone you say

okay well we have :

•lesbians
•Gay's
•Transgender
•heamaphrodit

I'm pretty sure one of these will definitely be for them!

Marty baby I repeat marriage is not for everyone.That statement does not mean the person is gay.For crying out loud gay people also get married so what are you talking about

In fact Marty I don't think you will make a good husband ,forget all this your mills and boons threads you create up and down. It does not add to anything .

Martin0:
My dear, please let me say this! Go get married or better still take ur self to a man and get pregnant, so u nor go loose oo

Marriage is not for everyone.I don't think I will make a good wife.My wahala is too much

Martin0:
who told you that?? A married woman can't! You people have big problem oo! See I adonbiliv in that!

My wife can go clubbing and have fun, with anybody but be wise! A friend once told me people will start calling my wife a LovePeddler! bit I don't care, I like her like that! offcurse it my likeness and not theirs!

See there was a time I took my mother to a bar, guess what looking elegant! we danced there and enjoy ourselves! not knowing people went and reported to my father that my mom was going out with a guy.... Good thing my father doesn't even care They never knew I was her son! you can imagine how people can be?

But anyway I'm taking her on a date this month, maybe this time they might conclude by calling her a LovePeddler

Hmmmmmm Marty this your talk is for the gram you are trying to impress all this your abroad girls you are always hooking up to .Regardless I will still send you back to the seminary .You belong there

Martin0:
see yes I will! my wife might go clubbing when I'm not around, and you don't expect my image to appear and dance with her, and you know dancing might just lead to something else... And again she might be with a man who's gonna give her the attention when I'm not around! so I better advice her when I'm inn!


if that is what you described as cheating! then I don't agree with you. As for me, anything that is hidden or done behind or rather not in open between you and your partner is cheating! people have privacy I know! Example!if you lock your message box with a password, then I see it as cheating!!!

Marty baby biko a married woman has no business going to a club without her husband except if she is going in the company of her siblings

Honestly I feel like packaging you back to the seminary, you are too soft for my liking

Martin0:
cheating has been in existence even before I was born! so people should cheat as long as it makes them happy, all I will advice is "use condom "if I get married!i will always give my wife a very sounding warning never to [b]cheat with a single guy i[/b]f she ever thought of it ooo and again to use condom...

cheat wisely

So you will tell your wife not to cheat with a single guy but she can cheat with a married man . OOchim .Marty you will not kill me

As for me cheating in marriage is not until you sleep with someone else. If as a man you rather spend time alone smoking and drinking you are cheating on your wife. As a married woman you will rather spend endless time in churches discussing and laughing with pastors you are also cheating .Anything that gives you satisfaction at the expense of your spouse is cheating.

Martin0:
Nigerian politicians are crooks!

They are crooks because the political space is attractive. They should make it less attractive financially so that we can have only people who are willing to serve.

Martin0:
meaning

Meaning if you want to cheat with a married woman secure your head

The rate married women cheat in this century is alarming,so for me i don't waste my time assuming it doesn't happen .I just advice them on the best way to go about it and move on with my life

Any spirit that makes a man want to date or sleep with a married woman should please provide for him to afford a coded hotel room.

How can you even have an erection in a room where another man sleeps with the same woman you are choping.

Pot calling kettle black.

Who is oshiomole to call someone else a looter

The dress is sexy as hell ,as a married woman its best you wear it around your husband except if you are looking for validation somewhere else.

The day I wore something similar to lefulefu s apartment the guy could hardly control his cassava dic.k

Nairaland loverboy is in the mood this morning .

Marty baby konji will kill you one day

Abeg let me run away before Marty comes

Relationship officers indeed just tell people you are looking for marketers that will toil under the sun and rain to look for customers

Lol

Biko I can't stand insecure guys,I want a guy that is confident of his game to know that at every point in time his crest on me is visible .

Martin0:
na wa ooo the girl wey for give me better experience dey run away from me, and Na she dey ask me questions pass for Nairaland and now she don waka come here again


well I nor get any experience sha, Just dey wait for twobaby own

perdollar:
bae send me msg on my fb name fab syl has a profile pix showing player formation. its urgent bc u just excited my dick wt ur pix

You are the first male moniker I have seen that follows only female monikers and a legion of them for that matter

I remove my bra for you

perdollar:
bros! d erudite professor! na u need d dictionary. na maths AKA mathematics n not mass AKA gatherings. and again it is your and not tour bc u don't tour inside a dictionary. hope u r not offended by this obvious topographically misspelled errors

CHAI

lefulefu:
haha its like one babe don convert am into plate washing
Martin0 how was the experience ?

Marty baby ,oya come and answer my king.Tell us how the experience was

Marriage is not for everyone ,neither is it compulsory .Its better you remain single than go into a loveless marriage .

A Bad Marriage kills faster than AIDS.

Martin0:
u wanna cry now abi, bia nor try me oo

Kikikikikikikikiki

Wonders shall never end in nairaland martinO
Lefulefu abeg come ohhhh Marty baby that cannot suck a babes boobs has created a thread on plate washing