₦airaland Forum

BabbanBura:
This doesn't make sense Irrespective of who paid

So you can write English

PULL HER HAIR?? Is this applicable to the Nigerian woman ?

RadicallyBlunt:
See their face like monkey private part.

I for light dem fire if I dey there

Oh God ,you are upset because your phone was stolen recently .I can understand your vexation .

Ukwu boys are roaming on this thread .

They know themselves

Biglittlelois:
Twoclans has turned from male to female lol

See me see serious accusation .The next thing now you will say I am bobrisky

Biko my eggs are paining me I don't have energy for trouble today .

comshots:
Didn't it hurt you that way?

Best position for orgasms

Adasun:
lols,tanks for wat u just did

SMFH

comshots:
Is that you that guy was pounding in your profile photo?

Yes that is me. Do you have the strength to try that out

I wonder if the OP trusts himself

Sound of music

lefulefu:
hey darling gud afternoon

Good afternoon sweetie ,tell your wooing experience.

Let me pick a seat and place my beautiful butt on this space.

Elder001:
But what did I do to you to deserve that blackmail and embarrassment from you?

The answer to this question lies within your conscience my dear.

I have forgiven you for all yours sins, if you try me again I will treat your fuc.k up.

Take care sweery Don't bring up this issue again

Elder001:
My wife is seeing your posts

Send my love /greetings to her

Elder001:
Why did you humiliate me?

I just paid you back in your own coin. Now we are level. If you look for my trouble again. We will start World War four on nairaland

King lefulefu come and share your experience of how I have been wooing you.

Hanseel1:
My love

My runaway e-lover

Hanseel1:
Hello?

Yes baby How are you? I see you are still running around looking for trouble

Martin0:
let me be the first to call you kid! you running away ooo remember

Carry your wahala let's go back to romance section, this place is for foodie lovers

I just strolled into this thread only to realise that it's like some nairalanders have never heard of multiple monikers. Just look at how I am looking in total shock as a moniker is pleading on behalf of himself with an alternate

OO chimooooo ,Biko let me carry my tatafo and go before they call me a kid as usual.

DKM123:
If at 30 you aren't married whether male or female, it means that is what your path (aka destiny) looks like. It may even be your life saver. That guy that didn't propose or that lady that rejected you may have been the cause of your downfall, perpetual sadness and high blood pressure if it was the other way round.


Just be HAPPY and give society the middle finger. If it comes, fine. If it doesn't, all well and good. The less fvuks you give about society, the happier you become. Isn't that the main focus while we are on this earth?
HAPPINESS...

Women like this feed the desperation of ladies and if you let it get to you, you may regret it for the rest of your life. She and people like donstan18 (a perpetually gay chronic woman hater) DON'T MATTER. Trust me.


.

You are so on point ,with this your comment I still have hope that nairaland is not just about frustrated people .Who only come online to speak rubbish about men and women.

There is hope.

Pusyiter:
That's why you are my crush ;D even if you too dey form.
But I think the OP is right. I have discussed extensively with chronic adulterers who claimed that married women are easier to get if only you capitalized on their frustrations.
Also, they claim there are clean and free from diseases unlike the single one who are 'pit toilets' accepting ''every dick that pisses in their toilets''.
However, I think that nothing works until we work it out. Life is all about synergy same applies to relationships/marriages.

At bolded WHAT I DO? I thought we are cool

Oyindidi:
Association of frustrated guys

My lady you could not have said it any better .Even the usual broken records of all pussy smells crew have landed.

My crush when I was growing up

Still as handsome as ever.

We might all think the OP is crazy but truth be told a higher percentage of married women have extra marital affairs this days. And it's attributed to alot of factors :

1, Most of them are bread winners of the family so they find it easy to do and undo.
2 ,Alot of marriages become sexless after two years, meanwhile madam was used to having sex on a daily basis when she was younger. How do you think she will cope in a sexless marriage?

Over the weekend when I went to visit my uncle I overheard his wife complaining to her friend that she is sexually starved and that she feels like getting it outside This is a lady of 53 years .I just tip toed back to my room before hot water will be poured on me.

The OP might be plain crazy but it's the reality of the times. Maybe his write up is just a subtle confession. Deep down in his heart he knows he is swimming in dangerous waters.

I thought nairaland has concluded women are crazy about a man's loaded pocket. The tall men craze should be a new development

OP Don't mind me I am just kidding around.

Why do I have this funny feeling the comrade chairman is upset with Ngige because of that his blunder at Ekiti State.

Osho baba should please respect a minister of the Federal Republic, what manner of arrogance is this abeg.

This is just a case of two short men fighting, abeg make I carry my wahala dey go.

And I passed that road this morning I never knew there was an attack yesterday.

We should just be careful what we take in as information and news on the internet,mad people are not on the streets again they are in the internet.

I never knew a 16 year old can impregnate a woman.

Martin0:
eh eh abeg come off, we need to talk about something!

OK ,showing on the other side ASAP.

Avensis is a machine even the smaller models are strong