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RomanceRe: Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 9:20pm On Aug 31, 2018
Martin0:
big headgrin
isi monkey tongue (see how you are bringing out the street in me)

Marty biko I am a classy girl,I will not join you in local abuse angry
RomanceRe: Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 8:14pm On Aug 31, 2018
Martin0:
small yansh, how are you doinggrin
Amu dimkpa I am doing fine tongue
RomanceRe: My New Girl Friend Is A Sex Freak by Twoclans(f): 7:32pm On Aug 31, 2018
zicoraads:
Cc: Pocohantas. lipsrsealed grin
Ohhhh I see ,pocohantas is bringing out the beast in you tongue
RomanceRe: "I May Be Ugly But I Confuse Men With My Big Assets" - Busty Lady Says. by Twoclans(f): 5:33pm On Aug 31, 2018
The ukwu boys got to this thread before the Vaseline crewh grin The first and second to comment lipsrsealed If you know you know .
RomanceRe: My New Girl Friend Is A Sex Freak by Twoclans(f): 5:13pm On Aug 31, 2018
zicoraads:
Who? Me? shocked shocked

Mehn, if I catch this him babe ehn...I go use BDSM finish am for bed. grin angry
.

zicoraads is getting wild,who is spoiling you shocked

CrimeRe: Kennezoid: Man Who Tried To Blackmail Corper With Her Nudes, Apologises by Twoclans(f): 4:39pm On Aug 31, 2018
To imagine I even thought it was a small boy behind the blackmail.
RomanceRe: Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 3:18pm On Aug 31, 2018
lefulefu:
Jesus christcheesy..look at bonga fishcheesy. Biko Martin0 abeg give d babe small food make she fatten up smallcheesy.
Sweetim I just tire for martinO this afternoon. undecided Maybe he is officially taking a bow out of the ukwu gang.

Marty oya come and explain your self angry
CelebritiesRe: Half Unclad Lady Step Out To Withdraw Money At The Atm (pics) by Twoclans(f): 11:38pm On Aug 30, 2018
OP you call this unclad in Edo state undecided ,biko where are our Edo state nairalanders let them confirm if this is the definition of unclad in Edo state .
CrimeRe: Alero Aleruchi Accuses Clement Odah Of Molesting Her For Turning Him Down by Twoclans(f): 7:52pm On Aug 30, 2018
This is a case of chopping the chairman's money and leaving the guy all high and erect. Regardless its not justified . undecided
CelebritiesRe: 29 Years Old Girl Cries Out After She Slept With Two Men And She Is Confused On by Twoclans(f): 5:35am On Aug 30, 2018
What if both sperms fertilised two eggs and she is expecting twins from two different men shocked shocked shocked shocked

Amakaoooooooooo man prick dey sweet ,it also kills . angry
CrimeRe: Name Removed, GTBank MD Arrested For Throwing Calculator At Staff In Liberia by Twoclans(f): 11:53am On Aug 29, 2018
lefulefu:
the bank manager think say na nigeria im dey were abuse of power occurs on a daily basischeesy.im don forget say im don dey country now wey d rule of law of law holds surpremecheesy.all i can say be say nigerians wey dey outside the country should behave themselves. In nigeria as an oga u can slap ur junior staff and tell him to kneel down and raise up im hands .yes in nigeria it is allowed cos nigeria no get law. In nigeria u can jump queue and if d paddy next to u tell u dat wetin u do is wrong u can turn around and slap d paddy and tell him to mind his business. U can even invite soldiers or police to beat him up and settle the soldiers and police afterwards.it is allowed cos naija na lawless country. But when u opportuned to travel outside nigeria...biko obey their law.dont jump queues and dont go about slapping and throwing calculators and rechargable lamps and staffs working under u cos when the law falls on u like e don fall on this mumu bank manager dont cry racism oocheesy.
Check ur mentions
RomanceRe: Viral Photo Of Ladies Poses In Bikini’s With Their Curvy Backsides by Twoclans(f): 11:52am On Aug 29, 2018
Veyk:
Lefulefu, Come and see Ur food☺
Let me assist you get his attention .

King lefulefu darlyn kiss,ukwu boys are gathering on this thread . They await their gang leader cheesy
CrimeRe: Name Removed, GTBank MD Arrested For Throwing Calculator At Staff In Liberia by Twoclans(f): 10:24am On Aug 29, 2018
The MD forgot he is not in Nigeria where supervisors talk to subordinates anyhow .
RomanceRe: Girls Above 30 Are The Cheapest Girls A Player Can Easily Bleep by Twoclans(f): 9:15am On Aug 27, 2018
kingPhidel:
30 and above spotted here! kiss
Kikikikikikikikiki

You are wrong darlyn ,I am 50 and above angry
RomanceRe: Girls Above 30 Are The Cheapest Girls A Player Can Easily Bleep by Twoclans(f): 4:58am On Aug 27, 2018
Data is really cheap .

Abeg make I carry my wahala dey go.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Twoclans(f): 10:55pm On Aug 26, 2018
dominion001:
i know u are talking out of experience.
Yes I am. undecided

Everybody knows that my way is not pure. cheesy
TravelRe: Top 10 Nigeria Cities With The Lowest Cost Of Living - Politics Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 10:48pm On Aug 26, 2018
Kaduna should be on that list,you can just hide your head in that town and have peace .
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Twoclans(f): 10:42pm On Aug 26, 2018
Men that are good in bed don't make noise about it undecidedwhen you have great sex with a man while you are going crazy about it he just blushes .No noise. angry
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Twoclans(f): 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2018
pocohantas:
You this snake!! Whose story will soon revive?
What did I do late 2016?

I have intentionally been ignoring you and all your snide remarks. Better don't make me renege on my vow. Respect yourself!!
Babe please don't waste your energy on him/her .
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Twoclans(f): 7:24pm On Aug 25, 2018
Elder001:
Are you guys really telling me you people believed this story?


People now form stories just to get attention on social media, this story is 100% fake.


Anybody who believes this nonsense is as stupid as the she-male who formed this fake story.
I can see you want my attention this evening,please don't run when I start with you undecided
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Twoclans(f): 6:20pm On Aug 25, 2018
pocohantas:
Nah, I doubt that. You believe that one is actually 'offline'?
LOL! If you know, you know grin
The OP seems like a nice girl,if only she knows nairaland is a jungle .You need to be crazier than the guys here to survive.

I have my suspicion on one or two male nairalanders based on what the OP wrote wink

That D is not really on sabbatical ,its in his character to change colours
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Twoclans(f): 6:12pm On Aug 25, 2018
pocohantas:
OP, must be a very nice girl.

Like I said, someone on here pulled that stunt with me. He was even chatting with the guy, asking him if I am warming up to him.

Hahahahahaha! Only difference is, the guy was oblivious of our history, he told the guy that I am his good friend and he wants me to meet a good man. LOL!!!!

The D that's on sabbatical leave? cheesy
Yessss that one cheesy
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Twoclans(f): 6:03pm On Aug 25, 2018
pocohantas:
OP, the first mistake you made was chatting with someone you never gave your number.

I don't ever give attention to a guy if I am not the one that gave him my number. Call me immature, call me rude. The first question I will ask is how you got my number. Even when you tell me who it is, as long as it is a guy...be rest assured I will never date you.

You fell for the easiest trick in their books. Sad one!
Well said Pocohantas ,I was just wondering who falls for such cheap stunts this days.

@ OP why do I have this funny feeling the male nairalanders moniker starts with a D lipsrsealed .
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Lawrence Achudume Asks Members To Drop N5K In His Hand For Blessing by Twoclans(f): 5:22pm On Aug 25, 2018
Money that he will put on the laps of one slay Queen and enjoy himself undecided
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Parents To Watch Your Life Record As A Film? by Twoclans(f): 4:14pm On Aug 25, 2018
No way angry
RomanceRe: When Some Girls Have Big Yansh They Think Life should be Easy by Twoclans(f): 8:32pm On Aug 24, 2018
zainmaxwell:
okay but why did you say so
Because the lady will know you don't like it,and it will be such a monumental waste of time and energy.
RomanceRe: When Some Girls Have Big Yansh They Think Life should be Easy by Twoclans(f): 8:30pm On Aug 24, 2018
lefulefu:
haha my queen hawa ucheesy? Dont mind opcheesy jor.God bless all women with heavy backcheesy.
Your queen is doing great. kiss

Take kiss kiss kiss

RomanceRe: When Some Girls Have Big Yansh They Think Life should be Easy by Twoclans(f): 7:47pm On Aug 24, 2018
zainmaxwell:
damn not a fan of plate licking though had it help ladies in reaching orgasm how true is that
Very true lipsrsealed

If you don't like it ,don't bother doing it .
RomanceRe: When Some Girls Have Big Yansh They Think Life should be Easy by Twoclans(f): 6:31pm On Aug 24, 2018
zainmaxwell:
seem like you love been eaten
If you are blessed with a partner that is good at it,you have no choice ,you will love it and you will be loyal wink

RomanceRe: When Some Girls Have Big Yansh They Think Life should be Easy by Twoclans(f): 6:22pm On Aug 24, 2018
zainmaxwell:
that one na burst brain for una ladies
DAT one can burst clitoris join cheesy lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: When Some Girls Have Big Yansh They Think Life should be Easy by Twoclans(f): 6:16pm On Aug 24, 2018
zainmaxwell:
bia dis girl what's that shiit on your dp
Raffael maraneti is a mad artist tongue

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