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Phones › Re: If You Lose Your Phone Now, How Long Will It Take You To Replace It? by Twoclans(f): 9:12am On Mar 16, 2024
Hmmm if I have been a good girlfriend it will take akeeng a few minutes to replace my phone ,but if I have been doing coconut head things I will never see any replacement.That guy is a low key redpill member angry angry

Biko nobody should ask me why I can't replace the phone myself ? That information is personal. angry
Romance › Re: Data For Most Visited Sites In Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 9:37pm On Mar 15, 2024
I don't even know what to say grin grin

Abeg I don go.
Politics › Re: Senate Approves N212 Billion To Install 1,150 Streetlights; N184 Million Each. by Twoclans(f): 8:43pm On Mar 15, 2024
Babe abeg why you dey follow egbun jaks reason?

Abeg leave that one ,he is still in Nigeria forming local champion.He does not know that 80% of reasonable people are out of the country ,another 10% getting ready to go.

He is here supporting wrong decisions.

akeeng:
You know I like you normally but don’t push your luck. Seal your tongue/thumb

Ti obalo tasi baa mi, ma fi e wole. Mo sanlori gaaan

Back to the topic, ati Tinubu ati Godwill, walahi, e no go better for them. Koni da fun won ati irandiran wan

And if you support them (because of tribalism) which I believe you do, walahi koni dafun e Jakande. Lori iran diran e

Aye e ma dabi ijoba bola Ahmed ni

Respectfully Egbon mi
Pets › Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by Twoclans(f): 7:18pm On Mar 14, 2024
How will this kind of parrots talk abeg ?
Pets › Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by Twoclans(f): 7:16pm On Mar 14, 2024
D grin grin grin grin grin
Martinsmine:
This are local aboki parrot... careless ones
Celebrities › Re: Moment Burna Boy's Stylist Tried Stopping Him From Throwing His Jacket To Crowd by Twoclans(f): 5:08pm On Mar 14, 2024
Just mention Burna and kwin Poco will show up. grin grin

Everytime I want to say what is on my mind regarding Burna ,I will give myself a knock on the head .I don't want pocohantas trouble . grin grin


pocohantas:
She doesn't need to. Did we work for Tuface, Davido and Wizkid to see their handiwork?

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Man Lands In Kano Police Custody After Attempted Suicide by Twoclans(f): 7:54am On Mar 14, 2024
Nobody should kill themselves in this country again,let us all join hands and enjoy the Nigeria we created.

When we are all ready ,we will build a country worthy of been called our country.
Romance › Re: What Is Your Greatest Addiction? by Twoclans(f): 9:57pm On Mar 13, 2024
It has to be music for me .
Politics › Re: Since This Administration Came Into Power,electricity Distribution Has Been Very by Twoclans(f): 8:25pm On Mar 13, 2024
I ignored his quote because I know he is just a very stupid somebody.I am sure his body is filled with craw craw from heat .
Ddeliverer007:
There must always be a bastard like you. On every thread, a bastard like you will always exist. As if you are not suffering. As if your mother is not crying every night. There must always be a useless bastard like you.

The phone you are using to defend is probably in 3%. But bastards like you always abound.
Politics › Re: Benue Moves To Generate Own Electricity by Twoclans(f):
I hope completion date will not be twenty years from today.

This country is so blessed yet we undermine ourselves so much.

A country rich in so many natural resources and beautiful climate yet .......I hope our leaders can wake up and do what is right .
Politics › Re: Since This Administration Came Into Power,electricity Distribution Has Been Very by Twoclans(f): 12:40am On Mar 13, 2024
This power situation is alarming.

One thing is certain ,this country will go up in flames sooner than expected if things are not checked.
Politics › Re: Hardship: “Tinubu Has Done Well, Nigeria Is So Complex” – Buhari Declares by Twoclans(f): 11:05pm On Mar 12, 2024
Guy abeg leave me,shebi na me find your trouble.No vex.
jaksmillioniar:
ansa my question u are happy as pple are attacking tinubu celebrating. Yet u say u love naija but wish baba to fail wat have u done for naija?
Politics › Re: Hardship: “Tinubu Has Done Well, Nigeria Is So Complex” – Buhari Declares by Twoclans(f): 8:57pm On Mar 12, 2024
Shaking my head
jaksmillioniar:
u ibo think u are smart u claim to to love naija but as your man loose u beging to wish nigeria bad luck . If u like cry from now till tomori ibo will Neva be president until u coprate with others. Ask ur self wat have u done for naija in ur life.
Politics › Re: ₦‎3.7 Trillion Budget Padding Claim: Senate Suspends Ningi For Three Months by Twoclans(f): 4:02pm On Mar 12, 2024
What exactly do this senators do for the country ?

God forgive me because honestly I don't know.
Nairaland General › Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Twoclans(f): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2024
folake4u happy international women's day to you and all the beautiful and strong ladies on nairaland.

Strength is in the woman , regardless of what anyone is going through may we have the strength to pull through.

Be strong ladies kiss
Politics › Re: Edo: Philip Shaibu Sues Ighodalo, Asks Court To Nullify PDP Primary by Twoclans(f): 10:30am On Mar 12, 2024
This guy's just used shuaibu and dumped him,no doubt he is a grassroot politician and he actually pulled out the numbers when it was much needed.

We really need to look at why governor's don't want their deputies to succeed them.

Anyway it is what it is .
Sports › Re: Serie A: Osimhen Irreplaceable At Napoli – Capello by Twoclans(f):
All this people saying nobody is irreplaceable,abeg who has been able to replace messi?

Una go just dey talk old parable wey our elders use deceive people.

There are cases that people are irreplaceable,as a seasoned employer of labour I have seen it back to back
Education › Re: Kaduna: Bandits Moved Children Like 'herd Of Cows', How I Escaped - Student by Twoclans(f): 3:51pm On Mar 11, 2024
This activity was conducted early morning during assembly.The boldness is scary and painful.

May God protect those children .
Travel › Re: Car Falls Off A Bridge In Abuja (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 10:31am On Mar 08, 2024
OJojossy10:
My brother, that's what we experience every day here.... Airport road and Kubwa express, you would wonder if the drivers plying that road normally leaves the original copies of their life at home before coming out.
I am guilty of this over speeding on that kubwa express ,sometimes I will just look at the dashboard and I will be like babe calm down .

Over speeding is not good.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Suspends Rural Electrification Agency MD, Ahmad Salihijo, 3 Others by Twoclans(f): 8:07pm On Mar 07, 2024
He should just sack all staff of AEDC ,what sort of darkness did they send Abuja into like this
Politics › Re: How Wigwe Saved Me During My Dethronement As Kano’s Emir – Tearful Sanusi by Twoclans(f): 9:55am On Mar 07, 2024
Naso angry

The management of the defunt intercontinental bank will just be looking at the two of you with side eyes.

Karma na your mate.Except the people that do not understand what happened in the then intercontinental bank,first Atlantic bank,oceanic bank .
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 77th Birthday Today by Twoclans(f): 9:50am On Mar 07, 2024
Ebubedike happy birthday.

May the world always align for you.Great guy.
Food › Re: See The Fish I Bought for ₦‎5,000 by Twoclans(f): 7:29pm On Mar 06, 2024
Abbeytoy:
I am not here to lie... I only asked if I was scammed or not.
Oga you did not lie and the woman did not scam you.The price of fish went up yesterday .I bought that size for 2,300 yesterday and it's because I am the lady's regular customer.

The inflation rate is almost beyond control.
Business › Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by Twoclans(f): 8:45pm On Mar 05, 2024
Noodles is cancelled until further notice .
Politics › Re: FCTA Confirms Looting Of Warehouse In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On Mar 03, 2024
The videos of this looting on the social space is heartbreaking .

Why does a human being need to loot before they can eat?

Food is a basic necessity that needs to be sorted out in this country or else it's a free fall down.
Crime › Re: Mob Overpowers Policemen, Kills Two, Injures Two Others In Edo by Twoclans(f): 7:40pm On Mar 03, 2024
Convoys are as a result of a decayed society .If security was in place for all Nigerians I don't see the reason politicians ,government officials and private individuals will be moving around with armed convoy and constituting a nuisance on the road .

I have experienced their nasty behavior on the road several times and I know it's never palatable for the average citizen.

Jungle justice is never the way.
Politics › Re: Electricity: Discos Under Fire As Outages Worsen by Twoclans(f): 6:50pm On Mar 03, 2024
AEDC has been something else since this year .Power is what annoys me the most in this country .How can we still be operating in 3 hours light in a day.It does not add up at all.
Politics › Re: Truck Drivers Block Zaria Road To Protest Customs Officers’ Shooting by Twoclans(f): 2:52am On Mar 03, 2024
The same customs officials that 12 billion was traced to their colleagues accounts.

Abeg they should park well and take a chill pill for now.

Corruption ridden organization.
Politics › Re: Top Nigeria Customs Officers Enmeshed In Multi-billion Corruption Scandal by Twoclans(f): 7:31pm On Mar 02, 2024
That kayode kolade , honestly there is no words for him. angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday My Baby ❣️ by Twoclans(f): 5:45am On Mar 02, 2024
Questionnaires:
LMAO....


He has got to stick to Maldives ooooo....


Here is Yakurr - Home of Cassava Farming.
cheesy

Happy birthday to you .
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday My Baby ❣️ by Twoclans(f): 7:20pm On Mar 01, 2024
akeeng:
Hahaha. Omo! I’ve missed a lot on this romance section. Maybe I need to start visiting again for laughs


Twoclans, will you let us take our wedding photoshoot in cassava plantation?

Btw, Mrcork brought me here
akeeng ,my king ,my lover ,my one and only sucre in my tea.I will not take pre wedding pictures in any plantation with you.You have already promised me Maldives grin cheesy stick to it angry

I am an odogwus girl ,Maldives it shall be tongue

Meanwhile @ OP happy birthday to your guy .Love is a beautiful thing.

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