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HOW TO REMAIN POOR..
1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to
continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and
when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "
uneducated "...
How can you a graduateengage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..
How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only start with millons.

6} Complain about everything expect your own attitude:
Blame the system the government & the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep
borrowing from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure wear the latest clothes among all workers in your
offer.. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than
three times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.
They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age.

Agreed, we all want different things in our sexual lives, but
research has revealed one common thing women truly want.
And that is Emotional Intimacy.

During a survey of over 1,000 women, each woman was asked about their best sex. 96 percent of the women revealed that the best sex they have ever had was with someone with whom they are emotionally connected.
Other reasons women (and even sometimes men) gave for
enjoying sex include "being with someone I love," followed by "feeling good about my sexual abilities" and "when my partner compliments me."

So what are the top three things women crave? The survey
reveals that the top three requirements for great sex are
physical attraction, emotional intimacy and feeling secure and loved.This also laid credence to the survey conducted by Durex which revealed that 87 percent of women said the hottest sex they'd ever had was with someone they knew and trusted, and 95 percent of men said sex is more fulfilling with an emotional connection.
So it seems the best way to get into a woman's panties is
through her heart.

Hi Nairalanders
Let me start by introducing myself, am 6.5feet tall,not that
fair,averagely built and to the best of my knowledge GENTLE..Odd enough most of d gals I hv dated hv met them either in d plane or Bus or taxi, don't know how that happens??.lol.

I have had a crazy experience of a married young pretty lady
hitting up on me in a bus from asaba to lagos, before u judge
me I don't do married ladies so I let that pass..well the pretty
damsel am dating @ d moment I met her in a bank(first to
differ),she knocked out my breath immediately I saw her with
her beauty..hhehehe buh I know the rules so I pretended like I
didn't even notice her, meanwhile wracking my brain on the
strategy to use. Well first rule as I learnt from my mentor in
approaching a lady is start with flattery!!(It never goes
wrong)so I went down and whispered in her ear (apart from
me u re the tallest person in this hall),she looked around and
smiled in confirmation and u know the rest.......... So guys and esp ladies tell us how and where u met ur recent hubby, let's make it fun pls...

Hi Nairalanders
Let me start by introducing myself, am 6.5feet tall,not that
fair,averagely built and to the best of my knowledge GENTLE..Odd enough most of d gals I hv dated hv met them either in d plane or Bus or taxi, don't know how that happens??.lol.

I have had a crazy experience of a married young pretty lady
hitting up on me in a bus from asaba to lagos, before u judge
me I don't do married ladies so I let that pass..well the pretty
damsel am dating @ d moment I met her in a bank(first to
differ),she knocked out my breath immediately I saw her with her beauty..hhehehe buh I know the rules so I pretended like I didn't even notice her, meanwhile wracking my brain on the strategy to use. Well first rule as I learnt from my mentor in approaching a lady is start with flattery!!(It never goes
wrong)so I went down and whispered in her ear (apart from
me u re the tallest person in this hall),she looked around and
smiled in confirmation and u know the rest.......... So guys and esp ladies tell us how and where u met ur recent hubby, let'smake it fun pls...

Should I always Tell My Lover the truth? In conversations these days, I often hear ladies say “I tell him everything; I can’t hide anything from my boyfriend.” At other times, I hear guys say “I do not tell my girlfriend everything; I deliberately mind what I tell her.” How honest should one be in a relationship and how much truth should couples reveal to each other when they are dating? Some couples tell each other everything which in some cases is good while for some, it comes back to haunt them. So the question to ask is that should being too honest in your relationship be the right thing to do? Here are some reasons being too honest in your relationship is not the best for you. It breaks trust: This sounds ironic but it is true. It is not bad to always want to tell your partner the truth at all times but there is also a disadvantage to this. From experience I have discovered that revealing too much of something or yourself puts one at a disadvantage. To you, you are being open with your partner but to him or her, an iota of doubt has been placed in the heart. I am not saying you should lie to your partner but being diplomatic in the way you say the truth is key. It can destroy your relationship: Sometimes being too honest in your relationship can make your partner keep you at arms length. This is because certain things you may say to him or her might scare them away after hearing the truth. Sometimes it takes a mature mind to accept the truth for what it really is and not to react negatively to it so it actually depends on the type of mindset your partner has. It can emotionally wreck your partner: 6 Things to Know About Being Too Honest In your Relationship A couple who just started dating decided to go memory lane and reveal the number of people they had each been intimate with. The lady in question felt it was a good thing to open up to her partner and so she revealed to him the number of men she had intimacy with. On hearing this, he broke down and wept like a baby because what he heard was not what he expected to hear. But one would think he would be glad that she spoke the truth to him having convinced her to but it took another turn as it affected him emotionally. For months he was devastated and felt she would do the same to him an leave him. This is one of the after effects of being too honest in your relationship. It makes you look weak: When you always feel the need to be too honest to your partner, it makes you seem as if you do not trust yourself enough. If you are a trustworthy person, there is no reason to always want to prove yourself. Your actions should speak for you. You can be easily manipulated: Being too honest in your relationship can make your partner take advantage of you. If he or she realises that you go above and beyond when admitting the truth, they can use that against you when you least expect it. It may make your partner always lie to you: Sometimes honesty should not be so well expressed to some people. You may be very honest while your partner would be the opposite. To him or her, you can never lie to them but to them, you will believe anything they tell you. It is very easy to assume that since you are honest, your partner will be too. The tips above are enough reasons why you should not be too honest with your partner. It is good to tell the truth but use your discretion when voicing it out and know that this has led to break ups in relationships today. Tell the truth but be wise about it.

After barcelona super copa win against sevilla, lionel messi becomes the player with the highest number of trophies behind only dani alves and ryan giggs with 35 and 37 trophies respectively.

There is this girl called Lizzy. I have been running behind her
for long ,begging her like a primary school pupil begging MOI-MOI from his classmate to accept my love.
But she scorned at me just because she asked whether i wasrich,and i told her i am from a poor family. After some times, i disappeared and she thought that i went to Europe meanwhile i was just in the city.
This time around,i begged a flashy car from a friend,went and picked her up and we went for a dinner. There at the
restaurant,i told her big.
How i have bought a flat,car and i am about to relocate in the UK.She changed her words immediately by telling me that instead i am the one who did not like her because she is fat,that she loved me so much........from this point,we drove
straight to the hotel and guess what happened next
..............................
FRAILTY THY NAME IS WOMAN....Women like lies more than
truth..if you think otherwise you can prove me wrong.

One really cannot blame women who trick men into marrying them; it is a difficult world for them out there. Women are often judged for not being married and are subjected to some baseless hypocritical criticism. The society has a way of labeling these women and making them feel like they have missed an important event in their lives. Some even brew stories of all sorts insinuating that the ladies must have spent their early years waywardly. These and all sorts of things push the ladies beyond their limits and make them go to any length in tying a man down. Ladies carefully plan their way into a man’s heart and house. They would do anything just for their titles to change. Below are some of the things women do to trick men into marrying them:
1. They become obedient Every man wants to marry a submissive woman; a woman who is hardworking, obedient, prudent and understanding. Most women know these and many more traits are the things men want in the women so they act out all these things. They become a different person entirely and do all they could to please the men. The men in turn, blindly fall for this and choose women that possess all these qualities.
2. They become more religious In the society now, people believe good-natured people can majorly be found in places of worship. Women know this well and act on it; they become frequent fellowship goer and start to partake in the activities that would make them become more noticeable. Not like there are no good girls in the religious centers, they have simply been infiltrated by those looking forward to getting married. Most men who want to settle down prefer picking their partners from religious groups as they believe they would be good natured and homely. Sadly, most of them are just disillusioned and do not know that it is a coy for the ladies to get married.
3. Getting pregnant Many ladies trick men into marrying them by becoming pregnant all of a sudden. They might not have planned for it but then the ladies would insist on having the baby and start to share different prophecies about them being warned not to abort. Some innocent men fall prey to this and are forced to marry those women. Six out of every ten men could have married a different person but for the fact that another woman got pregnant for them about that same time.
4. Pretending to be virgins Women also trick men into marrying them by portraying themselves as being virgins. Men love the idea of getting married to women who are untouched; who have never been defiled for reasons best known to them. So while they must have had lots of fun as bachelors, they still get charmed by the idea of marrying virgins for a change. Ladies use this to work their way into their lives. It is a safe point for them as the men can never ascertain if they are truly virgins until the wedding night.
5. The family’s favorite Some women also act so nice towards the men’s family such that they become everyone’s favorite. They do this so well that they have advocates in the house who would speak for them even when they are not around. Some ladies plan their ways into the men’s houses by dancing to everyone’s tune and becoming the ideal daughter-in-law in no time.

Here are the seven tests of true love. If you’re asking yourself, “Does he love me?” see how your relationship measures up first.

1. Does he ALWAYS treat you with respect?
If his respect for you is inconsistent or only occurs sparingly,
your relationship cannot flourish. In love, you cannot pick and choose the time and place to be kind, considerate, and
respectful. Being considerate and respectful one day and rude and inconsiderate the next is not an option. Your partner either is all of these things or he is not. It’s really that simple.

2. Do his actions match his words?
We all know the axiom “actions speak louder than words.” To
know if he really loves you, you only need to observe his
behavior. Does he talk to you with affection, care, and respect, but then bumps you out of the way when you order lunch or dinner? Does he tell you how much he loves you, but ignores you completely when you tell him what you would like to do that day?
The truth is, actions really do speak louder than words! Never fool yourself into thinking that his actions don’t matter. Put simply, he IS what he does. Ignore this notion at your peril, because it is actually the best test of whether he is capable of really loving you.

3. Are you an equal partner?
When someone really loves you, they treat you as an equal
partner — as a person with an equal voice (and equal value) in your relationship. If he makes all of the significant decisions in your relationship and expects you to follow his directives as a second-class citizen, then he does NOT really love you. In a successful marriage, both partners share equally in the relationship.

4. Can you trust him with your life and sacred honor?
Can you honestly say, “I trust him more that life itself”? Is your trust in him unequivocal and honestly without hesitation? Bottom line: one of the underlying qualities of a great marriage is complete trust in each other. If you don’t trust your man without question, then you really need to reconsider any long-term relationship with him.

5. Does he tell you he loves you?
Does he declare his love and adoration for you often and
without prodding? Does his love for you come naturally and
consistently? When you love someone, you tell them. And
don’t fall for that old line that goes like this: “I don’t need to
tell her I love her because she knows.” This notion is just plain wrong! You need to hear it (we all do). If he doesn’t tell you that he loves you, then your relationship has a problem.

6. Can he imagine life without you?
When you are in love, you cannot imagine life without the one you love! So try this question on him: “Honey, do you love me more than life itself? Can you imagine life without me?” If his answers make you wonder about the depth of his
commitment to you, he doesn’t truly love you.
One thing we know for sure is that someone in love cannot
envision a life without their someone special. If your guy
suggests otherwise, he is not the man you should commit your life to.

7. Is he ALWAYS there for you?
In the end, a man who really loves you will always be there for you through the good times and the bad, through thick and thin. Love has no conditions. A man deeply in love with a woman wants her when she is at her best or her worst. And
being there for you is something he does in a way that makes you feel good (versus feeling guilty). He makes you excited about where your relationship is going. He raises you higher than you could ever be without him.

It takes two to tango, So does it take two understanding
people to make a relationship work. Every man wants a
woman that supports him and who can hangout with he and
his friends.
You don’t want to be the girlfriend that is never given attention
or confused on how to get him crazy about you again.
So here are some important tips to consider if you want him
running into your arms, every single time.

#1. SHOW HIM LOVE : This is definitely the first step to owning that spot in his heart. Love him like he’s the only guy in the world.Make him feel special and happy. Let him know and feel that he’s the king of your heart and no one can replace him.He likes the fact that you’re crazy about him so show him by giving him those tender kisses, hugs, smooches, and say “I love you” when there’s a chance.

#2. Don’t Be Too Possessive: Its cute to get jealous at times
and make him feel like you don’t want to loose him to anyone but when you start checking his messages and contact list, that can be a big turn off.
Your man does’nt want to feel like he is being monitored or
watched. Have some trust him and let him feel that he has got a confident woman not an insecure girl.

#3. Just Be Yourself: Don’t try to be like a supermodel or
Beyonce because he likes her music or has a few photos of
her on his phone or change the way you laugh or act because you want to impress him. Men notice all that but its not going to change a thing because he loves you for who you are and that is the reason he asked you out in the first place.Look good for him, stay fresh and as beautiful as you were when you just met .So be free to laugh loud and act silly around him, he likes it.

#4. Care For Him: Let him know that you are always going to
be there for him through thick and thin not just by saying it but your actions should correspond.Ask him about his family especially the brother or sister that he is really attached to. Talk about work and what business venture he plans to dive into. Be the caring girlfriend that wants to know if he has had
lunch,dinner, how healthy he is eating. You can also put in some efforts by cooking for him or preparing something special and bringing it to him.The path to a man’s heart is through his belly so cook well for him.

#5. Give Him Space: Yes ladies, give your man some space!
You don’t want him feeling all chocked up around you.
Let him have some time to hangout with his friends and do
some exciting thing except he invites you, best time to
hangout with your friends too.Don’t be a clinch or the girlfriend that is there 24/7. Let him miss you a little and think about you then give you a call.

#6. Be Independent: Don’t be the girl who runs to her man at
every little problem, try to fix things yourself.
At the beginning of the relationship he might find it cute that
you see him worthy enough to help out but if you keepcalling
on him, he might begin to find it irritating so don’t push it
ladies.Pay your own bills if you can, fix that broken tap or call a plumber. Don’t stress him out or be that needy chick, he can start to think twice about you.

#7. Never Compare Him To Your Ex’s: He might not be
hottest or the richest but he’s willing to do everything in his
power to please you and make you happy.
So acknowledge the fact that he’s putting in effort and make
him feel appreciated.Don’t complain when that favour you requested for isn’t forthcoming or make spiteful comments about he not measuring up to your ex.
That can hurt his pride so instead just be supportive and give him the energy he requires emotionally.

#8. Communicate With Him: Let him know what’s going on in
your life and what your fears are, he’s listening! A problem
shared is half solved so confide in him and he will do the
same.He’s not a magician and cannot read your mind so don’t be shy to open up to him about work, the girl you’re having problems with, your family.
Let him be your friend not just your lover. There should always be something to talk about but when there’s nothing, just cherish the silence and cuddle.

#9. Stay Loyal: Chris Brown thinks we ain’t, prove him wrong!
BE LOYAL.
Don’t be the chick that flirts with her man’s friends or keeps
secrets, he might start to have reasons to doubt your loyalty.
Let him know he’s the only one and you’re as committed as he is in the relationship.
Be honest and never leave anything unsaid concerning your
feelings or changes you’re starting to see that you don’t like.

#10. Be Positive: Learn to see the best in him and give
compliments when he does something right or when he’s
looking his best.Try to embrace him and let him know that you liked it when he helped with the dishes or helped to carry your bag.Don’t be negative or start silly arguments, that’s a total turnoff! When you focus on the negative, all you”ll see is negativity.
Be the backbone he needs and not the bone in his throat.

Men often want to know whether a certain woman is interested in them and they sometimes have trouble reading between the lines. If you are one of those men and you are not sure how a woman feels about you or if you don’t know how to approach her, read the following tips and signs. Spontaneity Our brains are able to tell the difference between a spontaneous and a faked smile. If a woman spends a lot of time laughing openly and smiling it means that she enjoys spending time at you. A nervous or a spontaneous laughter are often signs of interest. It is in our nature to like a person that laughs more instead of someone who is too serious or angry. Physical contact A woman will let you know that she is approachable and open if she touches your arm, clothes or she rests an arm on you. If this happens don’t waste your opportunity to ask her out. She agrees with you on everything If a woman likes you she will compliment you or try a way to agree with you about many things. These signs can be subtle or obvious which depends on her level of confidence. She is watching you or trying to catch your eye If you “catch” her looking at you it could mean that she finds you attractive or interesting. This does not mean that you should wait for her to do something, try to be the one who makes the first move. She is playing with her hair Women who play with their hair, caressing or touching it, often do it as a way to attract someone. She is posing with poise If a woman wants you to notice her she could cross her legs a few times or she may sit or stand in a seductive pose in order to show her natural attributes. She faces you A woman that is attracted in you will try to be as close as she can to your face. She might bend slightly towards you and if she speaks directly to you, you can tell if she is attracted to you according to her head-face-eyes axis. Slightly distanced feet According to researches, you can tell how a woman feels by the ways she sits. If her legs are tight and stiff, it means that she is not very passionate. If they are slightly open or playing with her ankles it is a good sign that she is emotionally available. She remembers details A woman that is attracted in you will remember details about things you said or your stories even if she seems distracted when you are talking. She is not afraid of proximity A woman that seems comfortable and a little nervous if you try to kiss, caress or touch her hands, it means she is probably interested in you.

NAIJA IN D PLANE
# Mikel : So we are going home now
# Balogun : Yes o
# Etebo : Chai my first world cup
# Ighalo : Referee do ojoro for us
# Musa : shut up joo, see free post way you no fit score, no be like my ball way I score... walahi lemme catch you...
They started fighting (Musa & Ighalo)...
# Mikel : it's enough
# Ndidi : see as Messi dey dribble Idowu
# Idowu : Lemme hear word joo, you think say e dey easy for one person to mark Messi
# Iheanacho : Omerou no fit pursue Messi
# Omerou : When nobody to support me, Ekong dey do like ode for back
# Balogun : Sey Messi na god, way you and Idowu no fit stop ham
# Nwankwo : Moses, why you con dey fall like wall of Jericho na
# Ighalo : I wonder o
# Musa : Ighalo i said you should shut up, even remain silent till we land Abuja
# Rohr : will you all shut up, you played stupidly
# Iwobi : when you no start me nko, mtcheew
# BUHARI : (calling Mikel) wia is the cup you promise to bring back home, U guys should beta not come back home
# Moses : TELL AM SAY SNAKE DON SWALLOW AM jare ������������������

Wole Soyinka has called out former President Olusegun
Obasanjo for trying to hijack the reform of change of
leadership in Nigeria in 2019 with his new movement.
The Nobel Laureate who said Obasanjo has crossed the line
urged Nigerians to stop glorifying his Coalition for Nigerian
Movement (CNM).Prof Soyinka made this known during an event in Abuja. He said he would unveil a pamphlet on his position on Obasanjo and his movement on July 3 at the FreedomParkinLagos.His words: “ As for Obasanjo, I have news for him. And it has been a progressive thing. You seeme and Obasanjo fist tocuffs today and the following morning, you might see us embracing each other. Circumstances are always important and even when he was in power, if you could remember, there were numerous times when I had to criticize him.“I believe Obasanjo has really crossed the red line because he is trying to put himself as the head of arecovery process. He is trying to hijack the recovery process in this nation and I say that he is one of the
least worthy of one of the former heads of state to lead
that kind of movement.“ I have brought out a publication about that, the title is in Latin but it means; who watches the watchmen. “That publication is coming out simply because I will like to see new blood in governance in this nation and I
think these corrupt and hypocritical geriatrics should
stop recycling themselves and they should stop trying
to co-opt their former cronies to take over the reigns of
governance in this nation. “I invite you on July 3 to Freedom Park in Lagos when a little pamphlet would be published in which finally, we confront Obasanjo with events of the past which incidentally are not being newly articulated.

ARSENAL boss Unai Emery wants to bring Ousmane Dembele to the Emirates - and Barcelona are reportedly willing to sell. Unai Emery to Arsenal: Piers Morgan reacts to appointment revelation Unai Emery to Arsenal: Ian Wright makes bold transfer prediction Arsenal transfer news: Gunners want THREE stars as Unai Emery joins Popular In the Community Emery was announced as Arsene Wenger’s successor this week after months of speculation over who would replace the Frenchman at Arsenal. The former PSG boss, who was axed and replaced by Thomas Tuchel, is thought to have a £50m transfer budget this summer. However, reports have claimed a further £20m is available to Emery to bolster his squad in north London. And according to Spanish news outlet Don Balon , Emery has told Arsenal chiefs to sign Barcelona star Dembele this summer. They say the ex-PSG manager feels Dembele, 21, would be the ideal signing.

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Ramos must pay for his bad deed coz he did it intentionally.

A prof. at Ambrose Ali University Ekpoma, to pass a student he asked for sex, had it and the girl still failed. She asked why, he said he forgot her number. A new date was agreed upon, but this time in her house. This was the outcome of the ploy. The prof. even signed a post dated cheque for the girl. Watch the drama below and see shameless prof.

I am about to start fairly used clothes business and I need an advice from you people on how to go about the business, i.e the capital involved and where do i get quality Grade A men and women dresses such as jeans, tops and women gowns in large quantity. Pls i need your advice nairalanders.
Thanks!

A prof. at Ambrose Ali University Ekpoma, to pass a student he asked for sex, had it and the girl still failed. She asked why, he said he forgot her number. A new date was agreed upon, but this time in her house. This was the outcome of the ploy. The prof. even signed a post dated cheque for the girl. Watch the drama below and see shameless prof.

Arsene Wenger again defended his transfer policy as angry Arsenal fans called for him to make signings. The Gunners drew 0-0 at champions Leicester to remain winless after two Premier League games leading the travelling support to voice their desire for Wenger to spend. Arsenal lacked cutting edge despite dominating possession with Theo Walcott and Mesut Ozil testing goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel but rarely threatening to break through. Boss Wenger has signed Rob Holding from Bolton and Granit Xhaka from Borussia Monchengladbach this summer but missed out on Leicester's Jamie Vardy, who rejected a move. He was clearly irritated by transfer talk following the game and insisted he was not reluctant to spend big - as Arsenal chase their first title since 2004 - but would not splash out for the sake of it. Wenger said: "Why do you say I'm reluctant? If I buy you tomorrow for £45million I have spent £45million and I would have done well because I will have listened to you but spending the money in itself is not a quality. Spending the money buying a top player is different and we are ready to do it. "I just said I'd spend £300million if I find the player and I had £300million. Do not forget we are a club who has 600 employees who we have to have a responsibility to as well. It's a bit surprising you come out of games and don't speak about football. You have to speak about money.

Dnt use sponge in washing ur face again whenever u are bathing, put a little soap in ur hand and rub ur face, try and b doing it always wen bathing, dnt use sponge on ur face, just use ur hand,......trust me b4 3weeks all d spot will b cleared.