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Due to the ongoing attacks on nigerians and the destruction of their properties and investments in southafrica by the southafricans.

Some Nigerians also suggest that southafricans investments in nigeria such as DSTV, MTN, SHOPRITE and others should also be destroyed and shutdown, even though some of their companies here like MTN , MULTI CHOICE claims they are not in support of the criminal and evil act.

Multichoice condemned the xenophobic attack on Nigerians in south Africa.

multi choice is committed to uniting Africans through our programming and cultural initiatives. We advocate equality and condemn all forms of discrimination. The ongoing violence in South Africa against foreign nationals is against the spirit of Africa, and counterproductive to the decades of work done by African leaders and well meaning organisations to unite the continent.", John Ugbe, Chief Executive Officer of Multichoice Nigeria said in a statement.

The statement reads further,
"We are a proudly African company and although our story began in South Africa, today we represent the African continent in all its diversity through our presence across the region."

"We embrace and celebrate the diversity of varied nationalities, traditions, cultures and religions from across the continent and beyond. This is demonstrated through our multinational staff complement, our multicultural supply chain, as well as the local and international content that we showcase on both our DStv and GOtv platforms."

"We believe Africa’s full potential can only be realised through dialogue, peace, and unity. This is a sombre period for every African on the continent and beyond, and we urge all our customers, followers, and stakeholders to shun violence.”

DSTv has announced that its call centre numbers are now unavailable, due to retaliation from Nigerians targeted at South African businesses today. This is as a result of the xenophobic attacks yesterday. What next for these businesses?

I need show european qualifiers oooo, I hope NTA will start showing premier league. matches, Laliga, bundesliga and others.

He wants to become a hero, u will rot in jail, useless guy.

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Real reason Odion Ighalo is in Barcelona



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 August 3, 2019

By

 Ifreke Inyang 



Former Super Eagles striker, Odion Ighalo, is in Barcelona to continue his rehabilitation from a knee injury, which he sustained at this year’s Africa Cup of Nations in Egypt.

The striker, who scored Nigeria’s winning goal in the third-place win against Tunisia, was taken off at half time to give way to youngster Victor Osimhen.

Ighalo called time on his international football career after the tournament stating personal reasons.

After a picture of the Shanghai Shehua striker in the Barcelona emerged, speculations began to swirl that he was possibly negotiating a move to the LaLiga champions.


Ighalo then had to upload a video on Instagram, to clarify that he was undergoing treatment for his hamstring and not a medical for a new club.


He will be hoping to get back into shape in time to help his struggling team in the Chinese Super League, as they currently sit 12th on the log with the threat of getting relegated, after managing just six wins in 21 matches this season.

BREAKING: Arsenal FC have beaten Liverpool in the race to sign ‘this’ £72m winger

Arsenal’s latest signing reveals why he snubbed arch-rivals Spurs to join the Emirates outfit Arsenal seem to have beaten Liverpool and Napoli to the race of signing Nicolas Pepe from Lille – as per the BBC.

Earlier this week there were reports that the likes of Liverpool, Arsenal and Napoli had all agreed on a deal in principle to sign the winger and it is now up to the player to decide which club he will join.

Sport Witness had reported: “CalcioNapoli24, who are very good on their local club, are covering the potential transfer.
“They point out that La Voix du Nord, local to Lille, are reporting Napoli are one of a number of clubs to have reached an agreement with the French side.

“They further go on to say they’ve verified the information and found out Napoli, Liverpool and two other unnamed clubs all have an ‘agreement in principle’ to sign the player.
“Now it’s a matter of Pepe and his agents choosing the next destination, and it looks like money is going to play a big part.
“CalcioNapoli24 say the commission offered to the player’s agents will be ‘decisive’ in the potential transfer.”

And on Saturday, BBC Sport journalist David Ornstein had claimed on Twitter that Arsenal are the club which have seemingly won the race by agreeing on a deal to sign Nicolas Pepe.
He wrote on Twitter
: “Arsenal have reached an agreement with Lille to sign Ivory Coast winger Nicolas Pepe for ~€80m, paid by instalments to fit #AFC budget.
“5yr deal, agent agreement still needed but set to be closed in next 24/48hrs. Napoli also have agreement with #LOSC but agent rejected proposal”

But if this confirmation was not enough then BBC have now also published a story which backs the claim hinting at the fact that Liverpool, as well as Napoli, have missed on a very talented player.

BBC are reporting: “Arsenal have reached an agreement with French club Lille to sign Ivory Coast winger Nicolas Pepe in a deal worth 80m euros (£72m).

“The Gunners will pay for the 24-year-old via a series of instalments that suit their restricted budget for this summer.
“An agreement between Arsenal and Pepe’s representatives still needs to be finalised.
“But the transfer is expected to be completed in the next 24 to 48 hours.

hmmm

These are the old age pictures of of the current best football players in the world.

Ondo Govt To Build N42bn Egg Powder Plant In Owo

THE Ondo State government, under a Public Private Partnership (PPP) arrangement between it and Greenfield Assets Limited, has launched the siting of an egg powder plant valued at N42bn in the state.


The plant which will be situated at Emure-Ile, near Owo will provide 25,000 new jobs, a foreign exchange earning of $1 billion in addition to increased income for poultry farmers in Nigeria.


The factory is expected to sit on a 150 hectares of land and will produce 10 million broilers per annum with a 4,000 birds per hour meat processing plant; a 600,000 layers farm for the production 100 million eggs per annum; two 20 tons per hour Feed-mill and a 500,000 eggs per day.


Chief Executive Officer of Greenfield Asset Limited, Dr Paul Obanua, while speaking at the ceremony expressed joy at the siting of the factory in Ondo State and noted that within a year, the first phase of the project will be commissioned.


Obanua, who noted that the plant can process over one million eggs a daily basis stressed that the the product, after being processed into liquid form, an last for 18 months.


Speaking at the event, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor, Godwin Emefiele expressed delight that the Ondo State government was implementing appropriate measures to make the state a viable destination for local and foreign investment.


Emefiele expressed the readiness of the bank to support the state government to promote small scale entrepreneurs.


He maintained that the project will in no small measure drive the economic growth of the state and by extension the nation, reduce unemployment and increase social cohesion.


The CBN governor said that the project would also help to support the Buhari led government’s determination to increase local production of critical agricultural produce and reduce drastically importation of items that the country can produce.


He lauded efforts of Governor Oluwarotimi the Akeredolu for looking beyond oil and embracing agriculture to drive and change the economic status of the state.


Governor Akeredolu said the powdered egg factory would have great economic impact on the state and the nation at large as the only producer of such product in West Africa.


He said the project would attest to his administration’s determination to industrialise the state.


The governor added that the project is a clear demonstration of his campaign promises to the people and charged the political class in the state to be resolute in effecting positive change in the lives of the people.


The Elemure of Emure Ile, Oba Adedubaje Adeyefa thanked the governor and the company for bringing such huge investment to his domain and pledged their full loyalty to the Akeredolu led government.

Please go through this conversation:
Girl: Sweety do you really love me and wish to marry me? BOY: Yes baby I love you will all my heart. GIRL: Really?? BOY: Yes baby. . Two weeks later........ GIRL: I think am sick. BOY: How do you feel baby. GIRL: My waste is just heavy. BOY: Don't worry it may just be that you over stressed yourself. . Next day....... BOY: Baby how do you feel now? GIRL: Sweety, i can't explain again. Can you believe i had vomited 3 times today BOY [fear grip him]: Jesus!!! Are you serious? GIRL: Yes baby, my tummy is equally aching me. I Feel so dizzy. BOY: What do you think is Wrong? GIRL: I think am pregnant. Iam Really Scared. . The Next day......... GIRL calling BOY on phone But No answer. She called again and again But No answer. She called for the 20th time but Phone is switched off. . Next day.......... The GIRL gave the BOY a surprise visit. BOY: Who are you looking for? GIRL: So you don't know me ? I am Mary, your love. BOY: Mary or whatever you call yourself, just bundle yourself out of my house. GIRL: I will but before i go just know that am not pregnant. It was just a test And you failed. The Girl just left. . The BOY ran after her saying...... "Please honey forgive me" . Question......... If you were the GIRL would you accept him back??
Yes Or No??

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Most Nigerian guys have a lot of growing up to do when it
comes to psyching ladies. They have not given up on the weird ways in which they ask ladies out or call out to women. In this present age and time where there is technological advancement, you will expect some of these Nigerian guys to flow with the tides and be more confident when it comes to asking women out. You would even expect some of them to be brave and summon the courage to walk up to women.
Moving on to the ridiculous ways in which men approach
women in Nigeria, you will laugh at some of the things they
use as their pickup lines. Women on the other hand are tired
of hearing the same old story and are more likely to turn down whoever approaches them with lame lines.

Find below some of the lame and ridiculous lines Nigerian
guys use when they want to ask women out:

1. The whistlers:
Nigerian guys in this group are usually the touts and agberos
you see around. They would rather hang around in groups and make noise when they see a pretty lady walk by. You will not even be sure of the one that has interest in the babe as they would keep making funny sounds with their mouths.
If you the lady looks in their direction, they would be inspired
to throw lewd and bawdy remarks at her. If she ignores them,
they would insult her and her generation.

2. The swagalicious bouncers:
The Nigerian guys that fall within this group are so conscious
of themselves. They believe in the have the confidence to
walk up to any woman and ask her out. This confidence is not so far-fetched; having dressed in sagging jeans and some shirt with sneakers, they feel they are presentable enough for any girl to like and immediately fall for. They however mess up the situation with the attitude they put up with it, they bounce and are so conscious of themselves to
the point that they do not pay attention to what the ladies are saying.

3. Those who call you baby the first time:
Some Nigerian guys do not know that women get turned off
when they walk up to them for the first time and start to use
words that are endearing on them. It makes them look cheap as the women keep wondering if they use these words for every woman they meet. Those who call women ‘baby’ are usually business men who have goods on the high sea; they are boisterous and entice women with their assets.

4. The weaklings:
The Nigerian guys you will find in this category are those who feel intimidated by women and their successes. They would stick around as friends until they gather enough momentum to tell the women about their feelings. They are usually afraid of being turned down and would tag along until they feel the women are starting to acknowledge them.

5. The smooth guys:
Trust me when I say the Nigerian guys in this category are
good; they are so smooth they would have you trip with the
silliest remark they say. Whether they make sense or not, most girls would drop their guards when men like these approach them.

Tip On How To Know A [Virgin Guy]
HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY

1. He is Very Shy About Touching You:
He asks for permission before touching your body...
A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so
shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the
opposite sex reduces in men who have been intimate before. You cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.

2. He Dresses Awkwardly:
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart ladies.

3. He Kisses Awkwardly:
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out for is whether
he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..

4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills:
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through social media than face to face.

5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm:
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making ,he is going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to Erupt even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of intimacy on your part causing him to Erupt quickly. Guys with experience can
control themselves a lot better.

There are some professions which may deprive ladies from
finding that right person to tie the knot. This is due to our societal belief, prejudice, ethics, andstereotypical belief.
These professions are listed below;

1. Strippers:
This is a profession ladies do at expensive lounges and bars
where they display almost all the glory of their body for viewers discretion to enjoy. They say don't judge a book by its cover but opposite is the case when men spot ladies in these areas.However most guys will not consider these category of ladies for serious relationship let alone marriage.

2. Prostitution:
People often say that getting acquitted to a prostitute is not a bad idea, but the truth is, how many men can keep their eyes wide open and take such a decision. Ladies who go into prostitution find it very difficult to find husband unless they hide under the canopy of born again , just as we see in
churches.

3. Marketers
Most men believe that ladies who are into marketing are
promiscuous in nature due to the unrealistic target set by some organization. These are category of ladies you see in financial institution with deflated bosom as if "Olympus has
fallen".

4. Acting/Modelling:
Most actresses live exorbitant lifestyles that can chase guys
away. Men often bash female actress and modellers because they believe that they always offer their body to producers in a bid to get famous.

5. Weight Lifters
Few weeks ago, one of our super mods (name withheld)
uploaded the picture of a lady ( body builder ), and you need to see the way some women build their bodies, they will now look like wrestlers made it seem like they were not of God's creation. Many were like "I no fit marry woman wey go dey beat me for house"

6. Paramilitary and Military Force:
As a single lady if you join a paramilitary or military force, the
chances to getting a husband may be slim because guys will assume such ladies will possess arrogant behaviour.

7. Alcoholic Drinks Sellers:
Ladies who sell alcoholic drinks stand the chance of being
molested by drunkards. A guy hearing his girlfriend was sexually embarrassed by a drunkard may dump her.

8. Offshore job:
Life at offshore is not easy because the workers face harsh
weather condition like cold, etc even though their monthly take home is huge. Ladies who fall under this category of profession seldom have time for social life as there may be delay in getting husband.

ile oba tojo ewa lobusi

However, the magic words "I am pregnant" is like a shot from
a starter's pistol to an average hustling Naija boy which can inmost cases causes more swerves to his life cos it gears him into adjusting to a lifelong race requiring commitment,
responsibility, diligence, and a general reorganization of his
live.
For many dudes, those three magic words are often heard as
a close to their otherwise independent life.A guy can promise you the whole world but will turn his back on you, and in some cases dump you in a wink the moment you tell him you are pregnant for him.

1. They Deny It Vehemently:
This should top the list. They will deny it vehemently when
they know they can't take responsibility or when the lady in
question was just on a "chop and clean mouth" parol and
she's not worth taking home. *You know that awkward
moment when you carelessly impregnate the lady you put on
chop and clean mouth parol. Hahaha.

2. They Persuade Her To Go For An Abortion:
I think this should come second. Those who don't have good
financial standing or capability will force her into committing
an abortion. They are unnecessary being nice and caring
during those times. They will talk calmly about their
unemployment, the weight of their bank account, and the
marriage plans they have for her in the future. * if I hear*..
They are only trying to save themselves from shiiiit.

3. They Blame Her For Being Careless:
Many will blame their girlfriends for being careless by not using pregnancy preventive drugs prior to/aftermath of Se.x.. Oga abeg park well jhoooor. Why you sef no protect yaself ?

4. They Act Like Pregnancy Is New To Them:
Even though they know they are responsible for the pregnancy, you will see them opening their mouths in amazement just as GEJ did the moment Buhari was announced the winner.

5. They Broadcast It To Their Friends:
They will table the matter to their friends calling her names,
spreading rumors and some more craziness. You go hear
things like "this babe just wan push dis belle for me sha, me
wey I never ready to be person papa" I don't know why ladies
like putting problems in one"s neck sef.. *Oooga abeg swerve enter BRT lane jhoooor, like say you no do am*.

6 He Calls For Paternity Test:
In today's world, many dudes are not faithful to their so called girls cos promiscuity is the talk of the day. They know they are responsible for it but will keep demanding a paternity test and will never drop a kobo for it, which is smart on their part & not unreasonable.

7. They Try To Avoid Her At All Cost
Some will go as far as changing their phone numbers or
restrict their moment in order to avoid her. This is to signal to her that they she should carry her cross.. OYO.

8. They Tell Their Mom Not To Believe Her Claim:
I have seen the case of a guy who impregnated his girlfriend
and went ahead to tell her mom never to believe her claim
cos she wants to force the pregnancy on her. The mother even resorted to hara$$ing and calling her **** and that she stay out of his son's life in order not to push another person's
pregnancy on her son.

9. They Drive Her Out Of Their House:
Some become so aggressive that they order her out of their
room threatening to never to beat her if she dare mention that statement.

10. Feel free to add the last one
Drop your comments.

Being married is totally different from being in a relationship. It is a different ball game entirely and you would not expect to judge the two using the same criteria. Nigerian men could be stringent when it comes to the specifications they lay down with the women they want to marry.
All women are beautiful and appealing to Nigerian men;
however, not all of these women are qualified enough to be
married. Ask men. They know the ladies they turn to when it is time for them to ease the pent up $exual tension they have stored in their bodies and they know those they call when it is time to enter the clubs and have fun recklessly.
As much as people think men do not have pay attention to
certain things, they have standards with which they operate
and have qualities they expect their future partners to possess.
Some Nigerian men would encourage some ladies to go bad
or train them to be wild, yet they know they could never settle down for women like that because they have goals and objectives too. The ladies they toy with are basically women that help them pass the time; they are women that are flexible and have little or no strong mor*l codes. If you have direction as a woman, a man should not have to toss you from side to side. Find below the types of women Nigerian men want to marry:

1. Home keeper:
Nigerian men love to marry women who can help them run
their homes. Women they can leave the affairs of their homes to; they would help them run and manage their properties in their absence and would add value to their lives.Women that are home keepers would raise children the right way and instill core values and mor*ls into their lives at the same time. Men feel more relaxed knowing they have women like that in their lives. Women like these are family oriented.

2. Women they chase hard:
Women like that do not fall cheaply into men’s traps. They are virtuous women who know what they want in men and would only settle down with one that has matching dreams and goals with them. Men recognize the potentials embedded in women like these and would do anything to make them theirs. Women like that are considered treasure mines.

3. Ladies that are intelligent:
Honestly, no man wants to marry a dummy. Men love women
who are smart and intellectually challenging. Women like
these fit into organizational role and would rise fast in their
chosen fields of career. However, men who are not as sound as them may feel intimidated by them and keep off as their ego would always be bruised. Men are naturally proud; they would no doubt want to be in control of women like these knowing how much respect the women like that command in the society.

4. Ladies who are genuine:
Some ladies are honest and genuine; when they love, they love in totality. Ladies like these are rare considering how much importance ladies attach to materialism now.
Men want to marry ladies who they know would stick with
them through thick and thin. They do not have to worry about the ladies cheat*ng while they are trying to hustle and make something out of their lives.

5. Ladies who are not afraid to invest in them:
Men appreciate it when they meet women who are ready to
invest in them. Ladies like these understand the concept of
the word ‘team’ and do everything they could to make the
men rise in the different fields they may want to explore.
Men know that ladies like these would go to any length in
seeing them happy and would move mountains for them
towards the fulfilment of their life goals.

6. Women that are appealing:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder; Nigerian men go for
women who are appealing to them. Women like these may not necessarily be the most beautiful woman in the world but would have strong features that would suit the needs of the men. Men also love it when they meet women who have just more than beauty. They know the traits possessed by the women could get transferred to their offspring so they choose carefully.

7. Consistent and dedicated women:
Men love it when they meet women who are as dedicated and committed as they are. Women like these know it is not solely up to men to make relationships and marriages work.
They also contribute their own quota and are keen on the
success of the union. Nigerian men want to marry women who would not stop doing that very thing that made the men fall in love with them in the first place.

8. Ladies that are not mor*lly loose:
Most men try having their fill of $ex with women before they
get married; they tore clubs and go after chain of girls that will be ready to give them their cookies. Sometimes, men do not have to try so hard to find women who would be willing to share their beds with them.
However, they appreciate women who are not mor*lly loose.
The ladies may not necessarily be virgins; they know they
could train the innocent ones until they become the ideal
$exual partner they want.

9. Ladies that are classy:
Nigerian men love to marry women who fit their social status.They love it when they are seen with women who are classy women who know how to dress and behave publicly.
Ladies like these do well when it comes to decorating the
house and giving it a homey feel. They are a perfect blend of
chic and industriousness.

10. Women with voluptuous shape:
Sometimes, Nigerian men throw caution to the wind and go
the African way; they love big things. Women who have curves, hips and big busts are chosen over every other type of women out there. Some of them like the idea of having their hands full when they touch the women.
They do not want to feel bones when they touch or lie with
these women; they would rather go for women that are fleshy.
These ones would give them a bouncy feel whenever they lie
with them.

Relationships and the issue of love can be so complicated at
times and being in love is a different ball game entirely and I
am sure you will agree with me that falling in love changes a
person’s personality over time.
When men and women fall in love, they act differently and
react differently to situations.From experience, I have come to realise that when women are in love, they do so with everything they have.One thing women fail to realise is that when they are in love,they make silly mistakes which they ought to avoid completely.Those silly mistakes are:


1- Thinking the other person is also in love with you:
This is one of the silly mistakes women make when in love.
I do not think it is right to assume that the person you are in
love with also feels the same way about you.Often times, women think the level of love they feel is also the same as that of the other person which may not be so.Although certain signs may make you feel so but do not
conclude in your heart that you are both in love with each
other.

2 - Doing everything to please whom you are in love with:
A lot of ladies can go the extra mile for a man they are in love with but most of the time, men take such women for granted.This is one of the silly mistakes women make just because they are in love and they do this to their detriment.
What ever happened to making yourself happy?

3- Being too needy:
Any woman who is madly in love with any man will surely
demand his attention at all times.If a man sees that you cannot live or do without him, he will not have any respect for you and will treat you anyhow.This is one of the commonest of all the silly mistakes women make when in love.

4- Thinking the world revolves around him or her:
8 Silly Mistakes Women make when they are in Love
This is surely one of the silly mistakes women in love make
that leaves them disappointed.If you are so much in love and all you do is think only of that person then you might be in for a surprise.This is because if you focus all your energy on just that one person, you might regret it in the long run.

5- Neglecting the warning signs:
When a woman is in love, she may overlook some certain
warning signs that might be helpful to her.Often times, being in love tends to make one blind to other important matters.
Everything he does seems perfect to you but you are indirectly oblivious of certain attitudes he might have.

6- Spending all you have on him:
8 Silly Mistakes Women make when they are in Love
Spending all you have on him is one of the silly mistakes a
woman in love can ever make.Not only does it make you look desperate, it also shows that you don’t have plans for your money. If a man knows he can always get money from you, he will certainly do things that will appeal to your emotion so you can give him what he wants.But doing this all in the name of love is one big mistake you”llever make because you will regret your actions later in life.

7- Trusting him too much:
Falling in love with someone and wholeheartedly trusting him without thinking twice might not be a good thing for you.
If you trust him so much without being sure of who he really
is, you might be alone one day having no one to confide in.

8- Telling him all your secrets:
If you say you are in love with someone and end up revealing
all your secrets to him, you might be making a big mistake.
This is because he may not be someone you can trust.
Falling in love is good and wonderful but be careful so you do not make silly mistakes some women make.

Hi Guys!! In some part of this country, some families see bride price as an avenue to make plenty money. Just imagine that you encounter babe from one of these families. And she come to you saying; Baby, My Dad Said My Bride Price Is 9.5 Million Naira
Deep down within you, your budget for the wedding no even 700k and you’re presented with 9.5m bride price. Oya, Reply Her As A Typical Nigerian Boyfriend – What Would Be Your Reply? Best reply wins
Drop your comments

Things are happening in this world
A Nigerian lady recently took to social media to seek help
concerning her sexual relationship with her boyfriend.
According to the lady, her boyfriend drops very smelly fart
whenever they are having sex and the fart sef dey always
smell like rotten egg .
Funnnnnnn!! Even me sef dey smell am as I dey write this
post.

See what she wrotes below:
"My boyfriend farts when he is fucking me.
Sometimes it smells like rotten egg, when he's about to come he will fart continously like heavy thunder. Joro i don't know what to do.Its been 3month since this started.I don't get wet again because i know if i get wet na heavy thunder go follow. Help me joro"

This happened to one of my friends in the school at the lecture hall, so he was trying to woo a lady before the arrival of the lectural, and the lady gave him a dirty slap in the presence of all the students in the lecture hall, and this friend of mine left the lecture hall without saying a word. If you were the one, what would you have done to the lady?

Who does the breast belongs to between father and child

is snore enough reason or an excuse for a man to have broken up relationship with his wife?
for your information, women don’t snore;
they snuffle, making cute little sounds while
sleeping, even if it does sound like a lawn
mower.
So you’re looking for the perfect woman, are
you? One that doesn't urinate, defecate,
flatulate, expectorate, or suffer from any of
the normal body functions that shatter the
illusion that you’re living in an advertisement
in a men’s magazine.

But, since ALL women do the very same “yucky” things that men do, you’ll have to settle on living with a Lingerie
mannequin or a blow up doll. Because no woman can live up to your lofty expectations of her to be immaculate.

So yeah, break up with her. And let her find a
man who accepts her snoring.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA HAVE FINALLY SIGNED THE CURRENCY SWAP DEAL*

*IT'S WORTH READING...*

*IN CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.*

I know Most of You don't know the meaning of Nigeria dollars, yuan swap with China.. And why American government is desperately smoothing the relationship with Nigeria.

Soon you will be buying that techno phone you bought at N80,000 for N12,000.

The Central Bank of Nigeria have finally signed the currency swap deal we have been expecting for the past 2 years into existence with the Chinese government.

The importance of this is that since almost 70% of the goods we import come from China and Asia and 12% America why must we use Dollars to transact with China? from now instead of using dollars at N350 to 1dollar to import those goods, we can now buy Yuan at 47 naira to 1 Yuan and import those stuffs directly.

Instead of buying these goods in dollars in China, we will now buy them in Yuan which is 5times cheaper than dollars.

As usual, another giant stride which Print Media, Electronic Media and Nigerian looters will not report or allow you to understand this victory over supremacy of dollars in our daily lives and economic activities.

Up coming reality is that from tomorrow, try to monitor exchange rate. Some of those guys who hoarded foreign currencies to make gains will off load them in order not to have heart attack over their huge loss arising from the currency swap deal with china.
Dollars and pounds will flood everywhere with no buyers, as the buyers will draw naira from their accounts in banks with presence in China.

Many NIGERIAN banks will be seeking to have their representative office in China like first bank saw to the future and already have office in China.
Inflation will go down drastically because of the price of commodities that will drop.

The Argentina was spectacular once again on a
night where even the opposing fans had to relish
in his greatness Lionel Messi sprinkled his genius thick and heavy over the Benito Villamarin’s pitch on Sunday, but his final contribution was transcendent.

The Argentine striker, La Liga ’s top goalscorer, the best player in the world, and yes, in the history of football, completed his hat-trick with a quite astonishing lob to help Barcelona complete a 4-1 win at Real Betis.

Messi’s goals sent Barcelona 10 points clear of second place Atletico Madrid , taking a decisive step towards the title, but for those watching, the eighth wonder of the world was more important, more significant than the big picture. Editors' Picks Real Betis fans proved that as they rose to give Messi a standing ovation, even as their team were thrashed.

"I don’t remember a night like this (being applauded by
rival supporters), I’m really grateful for the way the fans
responded," said Messi, having completed his 33rd league hat-trick. "I was just lucky that they went in and that we got the three points."
When it comes to talking the Barcelona captain can be
modest to a fault, but his magical display spoke for itself.
Even as Barcelona recorded just 43.9 per cent possession, their lowest in a league game since the 2004-05 season, it didn’t matter as Ernesto Valverde’s tactics worked - and so did their cheat code, Messi.

Valverde opted for a new set-up and a new line-up.
Philippe Coutinho was dropped for Arturo Vidal and
Barcelona switched from 4-3-3 to 4-4-2 with a diamond
midfield.
Although the Brazilian’s display against Olympique Lyon in the Champions League on Wednesday was an
improvement on his recent form, Valverde didn’t believe
Coutinho was ready for a game of this intensity. And he
was right.

Instead the midfield diamond helped Barcelona to tussle
with Betis in midfield, and even if at times the Catalans
were losing that battle, having four central players at least disrupted the hosts’s game at the Benito Villamarin. Vidal, playing behind strike duo Messi and Suarez, was a disruptive, combative presence, just as was asked of him by Valverde.

It was the Chilean who won the free-kick which Messi
converted to break the deadlock after 18 minutes, a
sumptuous effort into the top left corner, that left Betis
goalkeeper Pau Lopez with no chance.

The stopper had been involved in an unsavoury incident
involving Messi while at Espanyol , stamping on the
Argentine, and Messi’s free-kick proved revenge was a
dish best served cold.
Betis caused problems for Barcelona but the visitors’
pressing ensured Quique Setien’s side were never
comfortable either, in a match which was tense and
watchable.

Messi netted his second just before the break, finishing
with a flick after reaching Suarez’s brilliant back-heeled
through-ball. It was a moment of pure genius from Suarez, although as usual the Uruguayan mixed the good with the bad anthe ugly.

The forward should have scored himself in the first half,
with Messi teeing him up nicely, but his left-foot shot was weak and Lopez denied him.

In the second half he rounded the keeper but his cross-
shot was off target, before being sent through again but
firing wide.
It was a poor miss and Barcelona fans rolled their eyes,
now well used to the forward missing great chances - and scoring the hard ones.

Almost immediately he made amends though, with a
slalom run through Betis’s defence, leaving former Barca
centre-back Marc Bartra on the floor, wishing it would
swallow him, before tucking home.

It was his 128th goal in La Liga for Barca, equalling the
record for a Uruguayan in the division - former Atletico
striker Diego Forlan’s tally.
Suarez has 18 in La Liga this season, more than anyone in the top flight with one notable exception, his neighbour, friend and strike-partner.

Messi, on 29 league goals, continued to run the show in
the second half and the Betis fans were able to appreciate
another remarkable display from the best player in the
history of the sport.
His chip at the end was the catalyst for home supporters to hail him and, never knowing when enough is enough, Messi hit the post at the death too, denied his fourth by a lick of paint.
With 10 games to go Barcelona are closing in on the title.The race will be over sooner, rather than later, but thememories Messi leaves painted across Spanish stadiums are indelible.

What would you do or what would be your reaction if you see your wife on your matrimonial bed with another man.which option would you go for?

This matter has been an argument among my friends about these yoruba nollywood actors.
Ganiu Nafiu A.k.a Alapini oosa
Fatai Odua A.k.a lalude
Taofeek olawale .A.k.a digboluja
Yinka quadri.
Who among them is the best when it comes to chanting of incantations in yoruba traditional movies.

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Juventus forward was sent out of the pitch in the first half after hitting the valencia man on the head.Does he deserves the red card or not?

.Never miss a girl
with the following "Qualities”...
- When she walks for miles to see you.
- When she says “sorry” even though
she didn't do anything wrong. - When she cries because she still loves
and misses you.
- When she still tries to get you back.
- When she no matter how much you have hurt her still loves you.
- When she stops her argument with you to save your relationship.
- When she continuously makes you feel special and tries to make you happy.
- When she is upset but does not tell you as she thinks she is annoying you.
- When she wants to leave you because of your rude behavior but she is not able to do so.
- Guys, don’t ever let her go, because
you may never find someone like that
ever again

Most Nigerian guys have a lot of growing up to do when it comes to psyching ladies. They have not given up on the weird ways in which they ask ladies out or call out to women. In this present age and time where there is technological advancement, you will expect some of these Nigerian guys to flow with the tides and be more confident when it comes to asking women out. You would even expect some of them to be brave and summon the courage to walk up to women.Choo Moving on to the ridiculous ways in which men approach women in Nigeria, you will laugh at some of the things they use as their pickup lines. Women on the other hand are tired of hearing the same old story and are more likely to turn down whoever approaches them with lame lines. Find below some of the lame and ridiculous lines Nigerian guys use when they want to ask women out:
1. The whistlers Nigerian guys in this group are usually the touts and agberos you see around. They would rather hang around in groups and make noise when they see a pretty lady walk by. You will not even be sure of the one that has interest in the babe as they would keep making funny sounds with their mouths. If you the lady looks in their direction, they would be inspired to throw lewd and bawdy remarks at her. If she ignores them, they would insult her and her generation.
2. The swagalicious bouncers The Nigerian guys that fall within this group are so conscious of themselves. They believe in the have the confidence to walk up to any woman and ask her out. This confidence is not so far-fetched; having dressed in sagging jeans and some shirt with sneakers, they feel they are presentable enough for any girl to like and immediately fall for. They however mess up the situation with the attitude they put up with it, they bounce and are so conscious of themselves to the point that they do not pay attention to what the ladies are saying.
3. Those who call you baby the first time Some Nigerian guys do not know that women get turned off when they walk up to them for the first time and start to use words that are endearing on them. It makes them look cheap as the women keep wondering if they use these words for every woman they meet. Those who call women ‘baby’ are usually business men who have goods on the high sea; they are boisterous and entice women with their assets.
4. The weaklings The Nigerian guys you will find in this category are those who feel intimidated by women and their successes. They would stick around as friends until they gather enough momentum to tell the women about their feelings. They are usually afraid of being turned down and would tag along until they feel the women are starting to acknowledge them.
5. The smooth guys Trust me when I say the Nigerian guys in this category are good; they are so smooth they would have you trip with the silliest remark they say. Whether they make sense or not, most girls would drop their guards when men like these approach them.
Which style do you Use? Drop your comment

According to experts, all men who aspire to make an
impression in the bedroom must avoid these terrible things
during s*x.
When you are down doing the bedmatics business, here are
six things you must avoid doing so as not to ruin your chances of satisfying your partner.
1. Farting:
Farting is the most off-putting thing a man can do during s*x!
A whopping 47 per cent of particiP@nts said farting during the act is the fastest way to spoil the mood.

2. Orgasming and sleeping over:
Orgasming and then rolling over. This was revealed as the
second rudest bedroom habit with 41 per cent of the votes.

3. Boast about performance:
Boasting about ($exual) performance came in third, with 12% of women saying it was a turn-off. This complaint is tricky, though; as a new report titled, “Do Women’s orgasms function as a masculinity achievement?” reveals that men feel more manly and $exually empowered after a woman orgasms. The study, published in the The Journal of S*x Research, asked 810 men to imagine that a woman had orgasmed or not orgasmed during s*x with them.

4. You Attack Her Clitoris:
Orgasm doesn’t happen via clit0ral obliteration.
“Men think ‘clitoris, clitoris, clitoris’—they think it’s all about
the clitoris, so they focus on it,” Lorraine says. “But they don’t
realize it’s incredibly sensitive. It doesn’t need to be jackhammered or be the sole focus.” Instead of going straight to high-speed stimulation, start by very slowly stroking her clitoris—and let her body tell you when
it’s time to try a new move.“Sometimes women will shift their partner’s fingers aside or shift a little bit.

5. Finish Too Soon:
Perhaps the most common trouble faced by men, premature
ejaculation afflicts nearly every newbie and plenty of
experienced dudes. Avoid going out on a date with a “loaded
gun” to prevent sharing a nickname with Usain Bolt, “The
Fastest Man on Earth.” If it’s too late for that, imagine your
grandparents playing baseball. Nakked. It will keep you from
orgasm for hours on end.

6. Call Her By Another Name:
There is no greater offence than for downloading who you are in the process of penetrating. Punishable by a minimum
sentence of two weeks abstinence, up to a maximum
sentence of death, calling a woman by another name is an
almost surefire way to ensure she will never want to see you
again.

this karma at its peak, what U sow, u shall reap.........thank's for that diego costa.