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agohmamuda: see as eh put face like ninja turtle. Die murra-fakka, die!!!

Lmao

Abeg nor tear my belle

chibwike: am telling you, if u mistakenly sleep with them, u re gone

You know na. Mami water tins. Brethren have to be kiaful nowadays.

chibwike: Lol..na girls for u oh

Lol. I was really suspecting them cos, they are fine chics. I fear small sha. You know na, it might be spirishual.

Yes. More than once sef. And I no fine o.

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davo3286: Your head dey there my brother. If I may add, the woman should understand the type of man she married. Some men are violent in nature while some learnt and grew with it. Marry a violent man and risk being used as a punching bag. I blame women who get beaten up by their men. If your man will beat you, you will know from day one. It's not wise to beat your woman but some women are just so so provokingly annoying that they always wanna test your anger and a man who cannot control or bear it no longer would have to option but to 'touch her hand small'.

My brother you have unveiled my mind completely. There is nothing more I wish to add to this. I salute you bro.

dablazor: uhm what exactly is ur point? provoking their husband's into anger justifies going all tyson on their woman?

Lol. No. A woman should be loved and not beaten.

But there are different kinds of men. There are aggressive as well as laid-back dudes.

Most of the cocky guys whom ladies are often attracted to are actually potentially aggressive. If pushed to their limits, they would lash out. Does that make them any less manly? Not in the least.

kITATITA: Nonsense. If women will beat their husbands any time the men provoke them, there will be few men left on earth. There are no two ways about it, beating women is not a demonstration of strength, it demonstrates weakness.

Honestly, I think you should be open-minded next time. Always have a rounded perception before typing your prejudice.

I have provided the balance that the opening post lacked. You should recognize that.

MrsBreezy: Tymax, May I ask what's going on?

No, you may not. You know already na

Age is a BIG issue. It is a number, agreed. But it is the same number that will rear it's ugly head when disagreement springs up.

In Naija, a husband must provide most of the leadership in the home. Also, we ascribe respect or at least some measure of deference to our elders. In this light, you will agree that there is a conflict. Should the man defer to his wife because he is younger or should she submit in all things and respect him even though she is older?

I suspect that even if she decides to marry the young man, she might seek to hide the age factor from her folks. I also believe that the husband certainly would not want to suffer innuendoes (stemming from the age difference) from his wife's friends.

An egoistic African man or woman should avoid such unions.

McLove, I celebrate with you. May you find someone who truly adores you and seeks your happiness.

Don't go back no matter what. Maturity doesn't appear in a woman overnight. You deserve someone who will contribute meaningfully to your life; someone who complements you emotionally and mentally.

Congratulations.

Hmmm, OP, it's like Iceberlyn is showing you how it's done.

Ride on bro.

Hmmm. Easy to collect money from him but hard to marry him. That's "woman" for you.

marieolae: so u think money can buy my love

Money can smoothen the pathway to your heart. You can't deny that.

Real women don't provoke their husbands to anger.

A sensible woman doesn't seek to be the object of her husband's rage.

A cantankerous woman should have the presence of mind not to marry a quick-tempered man.

This is the best time bro. Explore. It'll cost you some cool cash sha but you should go out on group dates. Hang out with old friends, etc. No one sits in his house and meets a chic (except na online tins).

1one: If you can make a girl laugh
you can make her do anything

-Marilyn Monroe

secret weapon

Asake - Solah

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Call babe mummy? When I no knack head for ground.

ahkenaten: wizkid be like: oya axe your mommy. ..oya oya axe yout fadaa!!!!

Lmao
1 billion likes

Test? You dare not test me with that. I will end your relevance in my life. Straight.

Idowuogbo: She beef'ed u cus u kinda rained on her parade na....u no say she be queen mother for this section till awa omo yi Lori con land. Our milkshake go ever bring all the boys to our zanga.

Lmao. Dytbabe, dis ur friend ehn!

Guy, you deserve better than that. Don't waste your time with her. She damned the consequences and embarassed you to your face man! That is the worst form of disrespect. Move on bro. You deserve better than that.

Hehehe. Even if he beats them everyday, I know these NL babes will stay with him. That's when they'll be preaching "Love is patient... Love suffers all things.. Love covers a multitude of sins."

Babes sha.

Just look at these jealous naija babes discouraging this woman. Please allow her to enjoy her man.

OP, congrats.

This priest has just pacified me. There is sincerity in his words. The words of a wise old man.

dytbabe: Na that one be koko
Kiss me for pub, infact grab my bum

Yes let ppl know am ur gal

I rem kissing this my bf by the bus stop and ppl in the bus were hissing and makin noise, I cld hear/feel their anger, I jst grabbed my bobo kiss am, I blocked his kokoro frm sticking out too

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Omo! Dem go just dey hiss ni. Some oldies will even say "omo iranu" One of my EX's once made me kiss her right there on her street. Kiss kee? Na peck I peck am sha. She later yab me. For her street some people dey look us one kind. Naija ehn!

MizMyColi: Abi they're toying with me

Tah! Comot dia. Na you hold d yam hold d knife jor

Dedicating a song to your 2 new guys. Take it!:

Remote by Mbryo

...She hold my remooooooote o!

dytbabe: I love PDA so much
A grt fan of it
Bt online? Na
Well I don't do social networks except NL

All these e badu belle ppl go jst dey go chant incantations for behind u

Till date, I didn't find out why Goldie luks was beefing me, guessed I had flirted with her man

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Why do ladies keep mentioning bad belle people? Which bad belle people? It's the same to me whether Online and Public. And I don't like it at all. Highest I fit do na to hold hand abi to hug but kiss? Ah, or to dey write poem for twitter or facebook? No way.

My ex GF wey I dey use do DP for BBM, after we break up people just dey ask me say question. After all my "fumble", omo I just humble.