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RomanceRe: Is He In Love With Me? by Tymax(m): 11:23pm On Oct 03, 2014
Friendzone tins. grin That guy should be arrested.
RomanceRe: Advice To Gals by Tymax(m): 11:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
tosyne2much: Nice one jawe my OP.. Another bashing thread specifically designed for ladies.. Oya ladies make una come bash OP ooooo grin
Lol. Dem dey drive their trailer come. Op. Run for ya life o
RomanceRe: Why Women Don't Want Their Husband To Hang Out With Unmarried Guys by Tymax(m): 8:24pm On Oct 03, 2014
Really? Does any man take this rubbish from his wife? She wants to filter my buddies? Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. She nor fit. Well, there are some lines that will never be crossed. angry

Maybe that's why my married buddies have been acting weird of late.
RomanceRe: Dating a poor man is living in denial by Tymax(m): 8:12pm On Oct 03, 2014
3cycle: Where have you been?
Low key tins. So you fit stay with broke guy. Hmmm. Are you just saying this cos it seems nice? Cos the 3cycle I know... Ferrari for proposal, iPhone6+ for birthday.
RomanceRe: Dating a poor man is living in denial by Tymax(m): 8:06pm On Oct 03, 2014
3cycle: I could only date a poor guy with a bright future.

Yes A poor guy with a bright future is a hustler, though poor at the moment knows where he will certainly be in 10yrs time.
Hmmm I am surprised.
RomanceRe: The Issue Of Being Single!!! by Tymax(m): 7:39pm On Oct 03, 2014
Enasco1: wc means those in a relationship are stil single irrespective of their commitment.
Yes, that's correct. You are single until you put a ring on it.
RomanceRe: 7 Valid Reasons Why Nigerian Men Date Fat Women by Tymax(m): 11:48am On Oct 03, 2014
I certainly don't want a bony chic. grin But fat? Hmmm. The OP was quite convincing... grin But that's a lot of baggage.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Lady Wants You To Always Apologize To Her All The Time by Tymax(m): 10:55am On Oct 03, 2014
Guy just say sorry and let peace reign. grin But you should look for plan B just in case. I'm not sure if you can stomach this for years to come. If you can't, there's nothing wrong with looking elsewhere.

Life is too sweet for you to be hounded for apologies.
CelebritiesRe: If You Had This Chance! by Tymax(m): 10:47am On Oct 03, 2014
Omavik: I will tell

seyi shey dat i lov her pieces nd shld keep on doin gud muzik...

chidinma to be classy with her appearance nd keep doin gud muzik...

Tonto dike dat muzik world is not for jokers/dreamers like her....

Tiwa savage dat she shld be more concerned on how to get pregnant nd flaunt her kids like her other colleagues in d muzik n movie world rather dan flaunt her body dat is not evn appreciated...

Davido to be more of a singer dan a noise maker

Niyola dat i lov her voice nd kinda muzik...nd dat she shld release more singles....

Wizkid dat i lov his muzik evn tho i'm not a die hard fan....

Olamide dat he shld stop being so full of himself,, dat GOD is not pronounced as GO(r)D,,he shldnt sweat it wen speaking english,,
Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. See bashing grin
Forum GamesRe: Text Twist by Tymax(m): 11:39pm On Oct 02, 2014
dytbabe: Super, rant, rat, tan, press, rest, upper, san, trans, ras, ten, rent, upress, pant, pest, purse, rant, sent, stan, set, ant


Ingluisimilision
grin grin grin grin
Lwtmb warris dat? cheesy cheesy na french?
RomanceRe: Guys What Was Her First Response When You Approched Her? by Tymax(m): 11:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
I dropped all my lines- my tight lyrics- then her response started with: "Hmmmmmmm"...

Ah! My heart broke. It was my first attempt at "toasting" and I was rejected. grin Many years ago, in the days of humble beginnings. grin
RomanceRe: Does Love After Marriage Really Works? by Tymax(m): 10:10pm On Oct 02, 2014
dytbabe: Spray me jor
Na ATM card o. Cashless tins. grin So, bring POS.
RomanceRe: Does Love After Marriage Really Works? by Tymax(m): 7:07pm On Oct 02, 2014
dytbabe: Sing me that song
I wanna dance
Tymax leee, Dyt again...
Ra ra ra ra, o ro ro ro ro, re re re re

Oya baby rora gbese o (rora gbese o)
Baby rora redi o Aba! (Rora redi)
Oya ro ro roll your waisti o!
grin
RomanceRe: Does Love After Marriage Really Works? by Tymax(m): 7:08am On Oct 02, 2014
dytbabe: What is even love?
U marry for love and in mnths its over
U marry and then fall in love

It works way better than the first
I blv in it if both partners are willing
Might be hard at first bt it mostly ends in a happy ending
Dazzall. End of dicussion. cool

Ordering icre cream for Dytbabe for this comment. Hope say go-slow nor go hold am. grin
RomanceRe: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Tymax(m): 7:04am On Oct 02, 2014
MizMyColi:
Just keep on revealing your true self. I likey grin
Good men are still out there, and they come to NL and be claiming women haters.

You see that Emboldened and enlarged, those are my thoughts exactly, only, the right English has been eluding me undecided

Thanks joor.
Hehehe grin
RomanceRe: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Tymax(m):
Modified:
In that case, every man should want a strong woman for a wife. There are men who desire evident submission in their wives. A strong woman may fall short in that regard. There is the tendency for her to be dogged and thus dogmatic in ALL things; but she should realize that "strong" may be apparently unyielding and brittle but "strong" can also be tensile and resilient.

Many guys would say they that want a woman who challenges them, who is not laid back and unresponsive. A lofty line of thought. However, there is the risk of the lady second-guessing her man on a really bad day.

I think a strong woman is desirable. cool I believe she is strongest when she learns how/when to be weak. wink

Cc MizMyColi
RomanceRe: Guys,Ladies Have You Been Slapped By Your Partner before(what Was Your Reaction) by Tymax(m): 7:33am On Sep 30, 2014
temigracie: Seems you forgot to read the part where I said I wont even provoke him to anger....

I cant marry a hot-tempered nigga....If he is not hot-tempered, how will he slap me when I dont push him to the wall....

There are ways to pet a man....Just that most ladies close their eyes to it....
Madam, you have said it all.
FamilyRe: She Doesn't Wear Her Wedding Ring Cos Her Husband Removed His Own by Tymax(m): 7:29am On Sep 30, 2014
folameme: oh shut u up already mister,so are u justifying her hubby's action?if he can't honour their marital vows by wearing d weeding band(ring)then i see no reason d wife have to wear hers*lobatan*
Get a hold of your emotions, lady angry
RomanceRe: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Tymax(m): 1:46pm On Sep 29, 2014
3cycle: What if she doe it for him?
It's not normal too. Ahn ahn. Hope you're not expecting a man to do that for you o.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tymax(m):
Step in the name of love

Happy people

- R. Kelly cool The pied piper of RnB.
RomanceRe: Don't Get Married!!!!! by Tymax(m): 12:49pm On Sep 29, 2014
balash: i understand you brother bbut sincerely if am married and a certain lady is chasing me its okay to discuss it with my wife and we have solution to it like praying and curbing some situation's she is getting to see me its better than when ladies are chasing u and u giving her the green light!! where's the pride of getting marriedhuh
No! He should not encourage her. But that will not stop a determined woman. It will even make the game more interesting to her. She'll think he is playing hard to get.
RomanceRe: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Tymax(m): 12:45pm On Sep 29, 2014
3cycle: You call it juju, we call it true love.
Lol. If I hear.

You think it's normal for a guy to flush after his girl? That's not normal o.
LiteratureRe: Whats Your All Time Favourite Novel?? by Tymax(m): 12:41pm On Sep 29, 2014
Far From The Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy (Old English Classic)
Then
The Wheel Of Time series. Robert Jordan. Best high fantasy ever!
RomanceRe: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Tymax(m): 12:28pm On Sep 29, 2014
3cycle: Ordinary fart and you are complaining, when some caring guys don't allow their gf flush the toilet after using it.
lipsrsealed Eewww! Must be juju.
RomanceRe: Don't Get Married!!!!! by Tymax(m):
balash: I just don't undastand how u can be married and still chase other ladies or let ladies chase you ...if you not ready to quit....DON'T GET MARRIED!!!
My guy, you cannot stop ladies from chasing you o. Even if you get married. Married men are even more attractive to all these ladies sef. grin If a woman wants you, only God can deliver you from her hand.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If She Asks Too Much? by Tymax(m): 12:14pm On Sep 29, 2014
That guy is a disgrace to all brothers. That babe sef. I'm sure she'll be a very fine chic like that. Trading beauty for money. Well, all na stock exchange.
RomanceRe: Dating Game:We Just Can't Date If...... by Tymax(m): 12:07pm On Sep 29, 2014
1. You are 5ft 3 or shorter (at least I tried na)
2. You are very fair (I like chocoladies)
3. If you form too much and ain't even that intelligent. (I will just wash you)
4. You don't have a job or business
5. You are not tech savvy and unwilling to learn.
6. You are a feminist (it's too easy to make you cry and I won't be sorry)
7. You are talkative
8. You are vengeful
9. You are very slim/fat.
10. You are spiteful, etc.
RomanceRe: How Best To Answer The Question,"how Did You Get My Pin?" by Tymax(m): 11:49am On Sep 29, 2014
It's either:
1. She's in a foul mood or

2. She doesn't know the difference between sassy and stupîd.

Most times ladies who ask that foolish question are not worth it. They often place so much value on themselves that they can never live up to.

If she deletes you, then good riddance. You don't wanna start a friendship begging for attention.

Tell her you got the pin from a mutual friend. If she talks stupìd, do not hesitate to humble her.
RomanceRe: How Do You Know If And When You've Met The One? by Tymax(m): 11:34am On Sep 29, 2014
Mindependent: How\why did they change their mind? How are you sure you weren't the cause?
I discussed with them after the break up and they responded stubbornly. I evaluated my actions after each breakup because I am someone who hates to repeat a mistake. I am certain beyond any doubt that they left for selfish reasons. One of them admitted that much later.

Young people do not always appreciate good partners early enough and then they begin to build fantasies around other individuals who APPEAR to be angels.

I have learned that a man is easily burned when he is too good to be true. Cos deep down, women don't want a knight. They like tension and anxiety.
FamilyRe: Real Men Do Not Beat Their Wives by Tymax(m): 8:25am On Sep 29, 2014
dablazor: well my point is.. you can get angry, u can flare up and all, she can be a jerk too, buh that doesnt justify hitting her, for Pete's sake, women are fragile, hitting them takes not just a physical but also an emotional toll on them, wanna hit her? get her to hire a another man to fight for her since u bn her man would rather hit her than protect her, i know women can be really exasperating sometimes buh there are better ways u can handle women, and just in addition, if bn pushed to ur limit by a lady had u resorting to force, then ur not just a man, cos a real man should be sensible in his dealings.
You have given a response that is politically correct. I am not violent. I have my own way of dealing with such situations but that doesn't make me more of a real man than those who hit women.

I have met women who can provoke even the dead to anger. Some women are just stubborn and spiteful. I have seen reasonable, successful men hit their wives repeatedly; men who until they got married have been peaceable- men, whose family members could attest for their slow temper and abundant patience. When it happened, everyone was surprised.

It appears you have never met a woman who can batter your shield of patience and composure. Be grateful for that. If you are not yet married, I sincerely pray you do not marry a woman who would stoke the flames of your rage incessantly.

It takes a sensible woman to recognize her sharp tongue or stubbornness and avoid provoking her short-tempered man. It is even wiser if she'd rather marry a man who is prodigiously patient.

Every human has a threshold for violent REACTION.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tymax(m): 10:13pm On Sep 28, 2014
dytbabe: John legend - all of me

*smiling*
grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Know If And When You've Met The One? by Tymax(m): 10:10pm On Sep 28, 2014
This remains one of life's trickiest questions. Human beings are fickle. I thought I'd met my soulmate twice before but they changed their minds eventually. At some point I began to doubt my emotional eligibility. But I am a happy individual, I emerged from that mood and later realized that the problem wasn't my person. It was just life happening. Right now I am cautious 'cos people are not as they seem.

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