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temigracie: ...Tymax, can u cook??....if u can cook den....[color=#5E2605]Honey, I can cook na. I cook rice, beans, yam, semolina, eba, spicy pasta, etc. I fry egg, meat, fish, yam, potato, plantain, stew.... Finally I can prepare my favorite NOODLES in different styles [/color] |
temigracie: ...Tymax, ur attention is needed here ooo[color=#5E2605] Make I no show myself jare. Hottest guy ever liveth.[/color] |
Lacomus: Oboi the waiter say u never pay ooooƗƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. ![]() |
[color=#5E2605]Babe dey buy gift? Which country? Even the gift sef, na her money she take buy am? Guy forget. Na for inside the steady allowee wen the guy dey sonsh am na in she comot dat N200 take buy fake singlet. Gift ko present ni.[/color] |
Lacomus: Wht can they give other than a singlet or boxer, I'm awaiting ma gf birthday I wan buy am Pad make she learn her lesson.Waiter! Pleease sonsh am correct nkwobi. ![]() Your head dey there! Twale! |
temigracie: ..lol..u b awa boss na..na ur steps WE dey follow oooooooooI don't know what you are talking about ![]() |
2015 tins. . . |
dyttt: u say?Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. ![]() So it's like that abi. Well done. Let's go there. ![]() |
temigracie: ...lol....its nt compulsory to remove it frm her body...u ll just ask her to try it on in ur presence.....Good girl... Hmm. Very good. |
dyttt: hehehheheheheAh! See as she reject me ![]() |
dyttt: i actually didTake One packet of White handkerchief ![]() |
temigracie: ...Tymax,ayam vexing for u ooo..abi ayaf submit CV ni Vex kee? For me? Nooo. Wrong number. U cannot vex for me na. BTW I've not seen ur CV o. Application closes by 4pm GMT. ![]() |
[color=#5E2605]This is why I don't like distance paroh. Na wa o. So much emotional turmoil.[/color] |
[color=#5E2605]So wives are now property... Get a wife then get the car[/color] |
temigracie: funny question...how will my husband b pounding yam??...dat one na beginning of crazeHmmm na to marry u remain! Oya submit ur CV for consideration! Quick quick before I change my mind ![]() |
Interesting ![]() |
amokeze: na wa for you...I see |
Dyt: if we say we no get now if dem bombard ur email.... ![]() |
The worst lie: I have a boyfriend. All of them dey always get boyfriend. Bloody liars. ![]() |
temigracie: ..22 years,5 months,2 weeks,3 days,32 minutes,26 seconds... |
oloriadejoke: . In fact u should b honour with the title of DORO STINGIN 1 of ACAGUM KINGDOM ![]() |
[color=#5E2605]Just wondering: Will he wear the "engagement ring"? [/color] |
dyttt: u are guilty tooLmao. Okay, Dyt ayounge! ![]() |
dytbabe: I indeed wanted a reply niI wonder why u don't like "mama" ![]() |
[color=#5E2605] first one knock you off your feet, second one spin ya head round. Now, it's like you are running mad.... Nna guy, sorry o. But dis ya story funny die... [/color] |
[color=#5E2605]Me, I want o. She must kneel and propose with full smile. Then I will think about it for like 1 minute before saying yes. [/color] |
temigracie: God....u r very funny.....I can see you are blushing |
dytbabe: I draw the curtain here Dyt mama d mama! ![]() |
dytbabe: Jesus?Oya I don land. Igbam! I hear my name somewhere. Dyt Mama! I salute you. |
englishmart: he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day yes o. Cos he who refuses to run away, na kpai he wan kpai. |
kingsley18: Indeed you are a cheerful giver.Oh, bless you my brother. ![]() |
Oxone: It's one thing to say something when the going is good and it's another to follow it up when the shit hits the fan. Then all these points go be am like latin ![]() |
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Hottest guy ever liveth.[/color]
Quick quick before I change my mind
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