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Lol.
Just look at the zombies up there masturbating away their senses in the name of celebrating judgement that has not been passed yet..
Don't worry the evil you support will one day hunt you all.

Chaii..
I'm really hurt reading this like wtf.
So you guys knew the truth yet decided to play politics with the lives of millions of Nigerians.
May you and your generations never know peace forever.

Nigeria is really facing hell in the hand of vultures masquerading as leaders but one day will be one day when the unthinkable will happen.

Parachoko:
Emmanuel Ifeajuna was the leader of the First Coup In Nigeria.

So that's all you have to say?
Your senselessness is legendary.

ALMUSTAQIM:
Guilty conscience and inferiority syndrome dey catch this LP ConDoms

See as you open mouth waa like donkey just to spew rubbish as usual

wittywriter:
Lolz
Waiting 4
BMC & TMC defence



Wittyness

Lol just watch as they will twist it and involve ipob and obidients.
Bunch of misfits

Just imagine the kinda set of people we're sharing the country with.
People that should have been resting in hell are busy protesting.
Nigeria is gone to the dogs , know this and know peace.

gentlesmithugo:
How do you eat nowadays
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Me na 011.God go help us for this country.

001 this days.
Naija really hard

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JaredH:
another stupid flatheaddd

same biafrans that Benjamin killed like flies?

or the one that couldn't feed themselves and depended on Nigeria for food?

I have said I won't comment on nairaland again but I will make exception tonight.
You're indescribably stupid

tishbite42:
Nnamdi Kanu prophecy go soon come to pass

Sorry please can you enlighten me about the prophecy

Hmmm

Welcome development by Russia

Nawa oo
Islam and extremism

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Gossiphub:
Even Premium Times an independent media organization have conducted their own private investigation that Peter Obi won Rivers State. So what other evidence do you need to know that the election was manipulated?

I also know that you guys love lying.

Bros stop replying that dunce. He is just working for his miserly 30k allowance

guobe:
My darling club Bendel insurance just won the FA Cup.drop your account details for giveaway for 10 people.

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Been reading nairaland since 2014 as a guest but registered in 2017

Chizzyferd:
It's another 365 days of my life and I feel blessed to be alive and well to celebrate my birthday. And I wish everyone on this platform who are also June born happy birthday too

Happy birthday, may God bless and prosper every work of your hands and may your days be long on earth..cheers

Jesus!!
This is a big tragedy..
May the souls of the departed rest in peace

Lutherblaq:
wow kudos to you bro, you have just done a one in million thing that our stupid politicians, can't do, even our so called president...

now if its time for election they will all automatically become caring, and our dumb masses will all be asslicking them .

You're absolutely correct my brother

dodoatirice:
DO i send it to just one person or share it to just 3 people? i am feeling funky today and someone can be lucky.. no jokes Girls stay out of here.. wetin man do man, Mn noor do me anything! na man i wan give!

Good morning boss, I sent you a pm

ahaz:
Empathy for who?/terrorist? Am sure you have never been a victim of this Fula bastards, I prsy you become one and let's see your empathy.

I guess you don't understand my statement so I'd rather ignore you.

kokoA:
When this happened some months ago I knew it was only NAF that has the capacity to carry out airstrikes of that magnitude. Well, any system run by humans is prone to mistakes. The deed is done, the government should compensate the families of those who lost their lives.

That's all, no empathy or condemnation??

You're spot on boss.
Now watch them rush into this thread to bark like d*gs

If corruption can produce electricity, Nigeria would power the whole of Africa with uninterrupted power.

This is really funny

nedekid:
His gentleman's area wount function if he does not mention obi's name 10 times daily.

EyenIbibio1:
I saw an ad here on nairaland that said a Canadian lady is looking for a tour guide or something, I clicked on the ad and it redirected me to telegram handle with a guy simple named Dan
I started a conversation with him, asked him what exactly he wanted,
He said his wife, a Canadian, 26, is suffering from a condition called Hypersexual disorder, which makes her to crave for Bleep and makes her act weird sometimes, that she need to be circumcised, and since it's illegal in Europe, she wants to travel down to Nigeria, since it is still secretly done here, and she would love to have a family here in Nigeria to take her in and that she is submissive, and caring, that she would love to care for the family both sexxually and financially.
I asked him emphatically concerning the Bleep satisfaction part and he affirmed.
Tho, my mind has been telling me he could be a scam, so he further mentioned that his wife previously had a chat with a guy named Samuel, but the guy later stopped communicating, that if I don't mind, he can send me a voice note she had with the said guy, so I can understand exactly what she wants, I said no. ( My instincts at first was that I know that one can be hypnotized by hearing voice notes)
I decided to play along with him, I told him I base in Delta state and that female circumcision is still secretly practiced here, and he said yes, that I'm the guy he wanted, I asked him about his wife's lodging, and how long she'll be staying, he said she booked for eight weeks, but can stay longer if the environment is cool with her, I asked if she can cope with village settings, he dropped a file for me that I should open and listen to her voice, I didn't open, because I know it could be a pishing file
I asked him about her feeding, he said she'll feed the family she'll be staying with, he then sent me another two files, and told me to listen to her voice and read up what she want from the file, Omo na so I tell am say I can't help, I blocked him and deleted the chat immediately.

Smart move...God no go shame us