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A priest, a rabbi and a consultant were traveling on an airplane. There was a crisis and it was clear that the plane was going to crash and they would all be killed. The priest began to pray and finger his rosary beads, the rabbi began to read the Torah and the consultant began to organize a committee on air traffic safety.

A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"

The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."

The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

sooo delicious

:d :d

Awolowo if u care to know

@topic

lol

in ur dreams

am not a bastard, i no wen do wat is right unlike u, dadandidi

i over pity d woman wey go marry u

den tell him to stop as well, abi i lie

tnk God for Baba AWO

romade:
is foul mouth ur only talent
or u r just doing dis cus i turned down ur offer of a 1 nyt stand? if yes lass grow up

dats hw u r conceived, so i dnt blame u

romade:
my name even come b4 urs so i shd be d one complaining not u d nag

i bet if u can stand me,shrimp

at least am doin somtin

tell which one u don compose from ur dull brain

studio43:
if not for the igbo's wey bring about civilization in nigeria, this country woulda been a mess

go ask ur greatgrands, who brought civilization to them,

all u kno is to make money, sell ur pikins b'cox of money

wat else do u wnt?

why shud u "and" me wit romade

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "Don't try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the fridge, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, "You're wasting too much time. Why don't you try carrying several things at once?"

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

gabrywyl:
Lets kidnap Dyabman, Studio43, Hollandis and airforce1.

where is hollandis hollandia here

hw u relate to obama (obioma)

who is mr. kola

smooooooooooooth, come tell me ur experience o

@opslag, i dnt kno d guys u r tlkin 'bout

@poster

there is vacancy here, just call dis number,





















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dats y u r doing it n u r enjoying doing it

stop bombarding d whole place wit ur yeye post jor

@smooth
i'll giv u d feedback , n i'll be xpctin urs too o

gbogbo won ni funmykemmy ti gbe pa moo, mi o mo iru omo ti omo yen je

it won't be a bad kiss day, i promise, am gonna giv it a try too today

Psoul:
LOVE is WICKED

LOVE is INCONVINIENCE

LOVE is HEARTBREAK

LOVE is MADNESS

LOVE is CRIME

what else, ?

Love is, U

who did all dis to u

d person must be loveable

a trial will convince u