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Moyola:
Lol @ thread! mur nuiz pwease

@tintinrayor
Yu aite?

am very aiite jawe moyon, long time nw,
hw tins?

kola oloye:
tyty and rommie
take am easy o, if she no gree for you today-no problem, tomorrow still dey

leave d he/she, wey no dey bold to declare his/her sex, i get him tym

romade:
U know wat Tyty just 4get it
i dont xchange nasty words with pipul i consider family

spare me d trash abeg, dis' ur 3rd tym here, u tink u get bad mouth?
am only hiding mine, i av ur time nw if u wish to continue

ur problem

d statement should be forwarded to u, i rap wit evrybody here not mindin d sex or d tribe

so tell me who ever told u u av manners?

yeeeeeeeeeeee, oops! sorry, ouch!

i dnt rather wnt to be close to u either, cox u r spoilt, u lack sense of approach

wat hangs in ur mouth

spare d rod and spoil d child

e dey wit romade, if u wan see am go see romade

ur own no pass fyt fyt fyt, won fi se e ni?

u welkum

which kain nuiz be dis?

and is it pronounced as nuiz or niuz

lmaolmaolmaolmaoooooooooooo

see as una dey disgrace my mod

kakakakakakakakak

i love dat woman

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Ben went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Ben, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

The sheriff was again surprised that Ben supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Ben, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Ben looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Ben wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Ben was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

dyabman:
you go old so teeeeeeeee , you go commit suicide,

so far i don old, no proms, but u?

let me just hold my peace

pele o

wetin do u ?

who do u?

BENson & Hedges, Golden tones


hapi buff day

2 centuries ago

Ben am sure u are dat student

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."

The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses".

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses".

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness".

tnk u darrrrrlllliiiin

i did not quote o, i misquote

clemcykul:
error.

@tyty u go old

amen ooooooooo

eh yah, kpele, but i said just a lil smile

romade:
Tyty wia av u bin?

wia u sent me na


@clem
more groundnut oil to ur palm

they'r "bi"

must u all quote b4 replying