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oldyginni? am just 75yrs, n u say am old

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

big father:
A [b]blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.

u mean blind?

crazykid but d pix look gentle na?

ololumi no post ur own o, i never wan get rival here

y u change d pix nw, abeg put d 1st one jor

clem i dey wait to see urs o

na wa o

gabry, am ready to broken ut hearted o

alex406:
===============Let there be love!|

and there was love----------------------- gen. 1:85

is a gooooooooo

go back to ur kate and biola o, no spoil me wid dis engrish o

iyale mi, i am seeing u are seriousling enjoys ursef heres

webdezzi:
why u wan know where she sleep, why not lets talk about where you will be sleeping,

u n i know nw, abi y u wan open my yansh outside?

clemcykul:
kai!

lastma!

officegirl, come give me feedback on monday o,i go like kno hw tins go , n where u sleep dat nite

clemcykul:
tyty is becoming more wicked anyway am not surprised cuss everyone knows that women wid beard are very wicked

partially correct

with fully grown beard r winch
but if its countable, yes they'r w*****d says clemcykul

but i no get bear bear nw, i just grow white hair for my armpit o

aiit

is dat ur plan for val

i dey jare

clemcykul:
ill do my laundry, go shopping, get busy inside my kitchen, feed well, hit the tv set maybe later hang out wid some pals and hit the bed till the next morning for church

shayo d drink or d pretty

ok, nw i understand, so shayo is anoda name for shepe, cox i know studio like shepe toooooo bad

so clem is in love wit d pretty girl, shayo, shayo, shayo, shayo

be my val

D1KeleVra:
shayo!

dats sombody's name, just like dhayo

@gabry

i know u r qualified for d job, but u know i love u sooo much, i fear, u'll be d first victim o
and in there, they wont giv u choc milk, but koko garri water to drink from morning to nyt,

i for like make hurstler Y-HUSTLER take up d job sha

YarisMan:
Fashola Na African OBAMA.

Come 2015, ASO ROCK straaaaaaaiiiiggghhhhttttttt.

d guy never dream dat na, him mission na to clean lagos first, which is d KOKO

dani1luv:
Remember ; all scammers and ilegal poster

Im watching you


Enjoy Yourself

wat do u mean by dat? illegal postes

A rich American tourist was holidaying overseas, and was intent on seeing the Big Guy. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Big Guy would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him.

As the Big Guy made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him.

The Big Guy then stopped next to a low-life sot, leaned over and whispered something in the sot's ear, and made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Big Guy would speak to him the next day.

The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Big Guy and hopefully exchange a few words. The Big Guy was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear,

"I thought I told you yesterday to get the heck out of here?!"

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

dani na u sabi dat one o, we r ololumi

am doin great nna