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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.

come do ginni?

Lolabbey:
am cool ojare iyawo mi,

omo i just dey enjoy evry bit of fash's activities,only be sey i dey pity d MEKUNU that are highy afected.anyway its all 4 d beterment of evrybody.

dat is d KOKO

iyale mi, no much n wknd was coooooooooooolll

@topic

nkan to ba wun anybody lo le fe nu so, d guy is doin wat is right

lolly, iyale mi, hw u dey nw?

read all but try not to laff

Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta

Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory.

This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:
Area Head, Kidnapping: The successful applicant is expected to possess the following competencies:
1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)
2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German
3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos
4) Ability to swim in deep waters

which one r u goin for?

12yr old in love? its no more new nw, abi y are we actin like

abeg poster, all u need do is advise her, let her realise u r a guy as well, n u know wat guys out there are after, tlk sense into her, she should face her studies first, den after guys will run after her like sugar to ant

Lolabbey:
wiffy who be syl again,

abeg jami si

syl has bin a companion here o

how is dis funny

i said it, u guys are gay

dnt wnt it to look funny too

lol @ post

iyale mi atata, its bin a lonely nld widout u, tnx to syl, my ololumi

its a lie

iyale mi, am very happy u r bak o,

i tot u ran away wit our yummie nw? cox av not seen him since u left

anywayz welkum bak, missseed u reeeealll bad

hw tins generally nw?

eh yah

An elderly gent was invited to his old friend's home for
dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his
buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing
terms - "Honey," "My Love," "Darling," "Sweetheart,"
"Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70
years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and
said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these
years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth,"
he said. "I forgot her name about 10 years ago"

WRONG NUMBER

“Hello"

"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!"
"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone
down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to
mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."

"Ok daddy just a minute."
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."
"What happened honey?"

"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room
screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she
ain’t moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad?
"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't

know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think
he's dead."



Really long pause this time.

Daddy says, "swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

"No this is 486-5713.”

Sorry wrong number

nice one

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
> He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must
> confess."
> "There's no need to,” his wife replied.
> "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.
> I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend,
> and your mother!"
> "I know," she replied, “now just rest and let
> the poison work."

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always
> talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time
> for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and
> delivered a healthy baby boy.
> The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
>
> He was horrified as he stared at the ugliest child he had
> ever seen.
> He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the
> father of this baby.
> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
> Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
> The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
> "Not this time!"

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his
shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, “I'm
having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all
afternoon."
She looked down at his shoes and said:

"You lying bastard! You've been playing
golf!"

clem, ogini lost where nw

wat do u like?

u know
u see
as in
i mean (a min)
i was like
of which

its clem

apology accepted,

romade:
then we wia both angry over diffrent tyns
ok i apologise genuinely sorry for stepping on ur toes

likewise me, so nxt time u r readin my post ,dnt read wit dat oda mind

merix

wat did u say b4 i said dat? can u pls refer me to d thread? somtin must av led to dat

tnx clem

@joke
lol

kola oloye:
@tyty
Don't tell anybody this:
Romade is a young handsome man. handyginni
He once confided in me that he wants you (see wat i mean) but you too has been behaving somehow.
Now apologise to him. I mean right away

oloye baba, go read my posts nw, n tell me where i went wrong, i believe dis is a joke section, i tke every as joke, but he tinks he's smart and . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

he's on handbook too