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oo to be

u tink say i dey fear abeg ban, na today?

c ur maut, i mension name?

who r heres i am mother of u all, ask seun if u get doubting mind

see dis ode o, no be u be d patient abi b'coz i no put ur name, i no wan ban nw, no not nw

dat one na malaysian food?

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers

a useless observer above me

romade:
pele omo with fish fryer smell

eda lo re

thunder fire u for dia, orie bi ori efolo yen

ur mad, wit u, bimbo

am in love

mad men in-house

pae dar lorrrrr

for wia

hey hey hey, mind ya language mubbish

see as studio dey deceive una

aburo Dbanj, Dbanj nko?

enu e lati ma gbo pe iya tisa ti ku, sofo

i comment my reserves

eh yah kpele

wiat for u for wia?

ololumi i no see u na

ololumi, u no tell me say clem na ur twin na, wel i no miss am o na u i dey miss wella

i nor dey understand u dis days

wetin concern u

u don come bak from duty? dem no do u well for there o, see ur eyes

eba mi kigbe ole, ole, ole ole

ololumi, i dey o, na salah won carry me go

pls do, its gud for ur health

@post

stale

@poster

u no get another joke