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moyo r u from state ![]() |
best joke of the century ![]() |
@jintujinta, gyara2,and OZD y r u guys skeptical? must u date everylady u giv a ride? they might just be frends and notin more,but b'cos of d closeness they r fallin in lov wit themselves but sha i still seal my mouth, i no not wat to advice ![]() |
nna he's my brother's sister's uncle wen i was still in d fillage ![]() |
clem d transgendered, hw u dey nw ![]() |
guguru |
@topic oshiomole |
sholabanke:u go tell me ur concern for hia o, na pple like u let seun change the topic to. . . . . . . . from d original sylty war1:i like u for dis, pls put more petrol ![]() @ gaby ur welkum bak o, u suppose don gget use to dis ban tin nw, so continue to make more ban on NLD,its an achievement |
no mind d otondo ![]() |
![]() ololumi dnt mind d boy, i miss u die too |
A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with some confusion. I don,t know why this confusion had confused my confused my confused mind. If my confusion had confused your mind then try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify my confused mind. If my confused message didn't confuse you then be happy thinking that a confused message didn't confuse you, which really confused me. Any confusion in this message! Then confuse others. gbogbo yin epele ![]() |
so na bra u dey steal nw na wao, see wetin poverty go do human being ![]() |
@sholabanke & sima Yellow rose for u guyz ololumi, silver rose / groovy rose |
moyo |
lo and lo |
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. |
manage dis
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i go slap u o |
i anchor ![]() |
u need biskit? |
i succor |
its ok nw |
@sima dark pink rose maroon rose ![]() |
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor." |
This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one yourself." "Well thank you sir," says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks. Moments later the guy shouts, "Another whisky for me, and the same again for everyone else." The bartender looks a little worried now and says, "Excuse me sir, but don't you think you should pay me for that last round first?" The guy slurs, "I can't. I don't have any money." With this the bartender flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the bar. About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in and shouts out, "A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends." "I suppose you'll be offering me a drink too?" the barman asks, marvelling at the guy's nerve. "Not likely," slurs the guy, "you get nasty when you've had a drink!" |
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is." The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her. Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!" |
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine." Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently." "Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?" "Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively." |
lubbish |
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state 
must u date everylady u giv a ride?
but sha i still seal my mouth, i no not wat to advice 

