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Jokes EtcRe: Wahala Dey O ! by tytylayor: 2:06pm On Dec 04, 2008
moyo r u from kongi grin state huh
Jokes EtcRe: Lotto by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Dec 04, 2008
best joke of the century grin
RomanceRe: Should I Still Date Him? by tytylayor: 1:40pm On Dec 04, 2008
@jintujinta, gyara2,and OZD
y r u guys skeptical? sad must u date everylady u giv a ride? sad they might just be frends and notin more,
but b'cos of d closeness they r fallin in lov wit themselves undecided but sha i still seal my mouth, i no not wat to advice lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Finest Between Obasanjo And Babatunde Fashola by tytylayor: 11:55am On Dec 04, 2008
nna he's my brother's sister's uncle wen i was still in d fillage grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Realtors Unlimited: Reaction To Financial Crisis by tytylayor(op): 11:49am On Dec 04, 2008
clem d transgendered, hw u dey nw grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by tytylayor: 11:45am On Dec 04, 2008
guguru
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Finest Between Obasanjo And Babatunde Fashola by tytylayor: 11:43am On Dec 04, 2008
@topic
oshiomole
Jokes EtcRe: Realtors Unlimited: Reaction To Financial Crisis by tytylayor(op): 11:39am On Dec 04, 2008
sholabanke:
abeg this is not a lovers forum
you never see insult he just start with you
husband and wife
u go tell me ur concern for hia o, na pple like u let seun change the topic to. . . . . . . . undecided from d original sylty kiss

war1:
@sholabanke
u be idiot? wetin concern u? U no dey outside my mind o, support nonsense. Fool like u. Reply me then you be goat. I no dey reason u. I just register because of some foolish people like u when no dey apply wisdom to their old age. No mind ur business, idiot!
i like u for dis, pls put more petrol wink

@ gaby

ur welkum bak o, u suppose don gget use to dis ban tin nw, so continue to make more ban on NLD,its an achievement grin grin kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 4:56pm On Dec 03, 2008
no mind d otondo tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Realtors Unlimited: Reaction To Financial Crisis by tytylayor(op): 4:40pm On Dec 03, 2008
shocked holy jeeeeezzzz shocked wats d pwoblem wit studio huh

ololumi dnt mind d boy, i miss u die too kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Hw Do U Tink? by tytylayor(op): 4:32pm On Dec 03, 2008
A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with some confusion. I don,t know why this confusion had confused my confused my confused mind. If my confusion had confused your mind then try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify my confused mind. If my confused message didn't confuse you then be happy thinking that a confused message didn't confuse you, which really confused me. Any confusion in this message! Then confuse others.


gbogbo yin epele tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Gown. by tytylayor: 4:29pm On Dec 03, 2008
so na bra u dey steal nw sad na wao, see wetin poverty go do human being sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Scrabble Words. by tytylayor: 4:25pm On Dec 03, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Which Rose Will U Choose For Me by tytylayor(op): 4:12pm On Dec 03, 2008
@sholabanke & sima
Yellow rose for u guyz

ololumi, silver rose / groovy rose
Forum GamesRe: Nickname The Person Above You by tytylayor: 3:47pm On Dec 03, 2008
moyo
Jokes EtcRe: Realtors Unlimited: Reaction To Financial Crisis by tytylayor(op): 3:34pm On Dec 03, 2008
lo and lo
Jokes EtcHw Do U Tink? by tytylayor(op): 6:45pm On Nov 28, 2008
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Jokes EtcRe: Corporate Diction by tytylayor: 6:42pm On Nov 28, 2008
manage dis

Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Gown. by tytylayor: 6:37pm On Nov 28, 2008
i go slap u o
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Gown. by tytylayor: 6:35pm On Nov 28, 2008
i anchor tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Corporate Diction by tytylayor: 6:34pm On Nov 28, 2008
u need biskit?
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Gown. by tytylayor: 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2008
i succor
Jokes EtcRe: Corporate Diction by tytylayor: 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2008
its ok nw
Jokes EtcRe: Which Rose Will U Choose For Me by tytylayor(op): 6:31pm On Nov 28, 2008
@sima
dark pink rose

maroon rose wink
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2008
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!"

The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2008
This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one yourself."

"Well thank you sir," says the barman and proceeds to pour everyone their drinks.

Moments later the guy shouts, "Another whisky for me, and the same again for everyone else."

The bartender looks a little worried now and says, "Excuse me sir, but don't you think you should pay me for that last round first?"

The guy slurs, "I can't. I don't have any money." With this the bartender flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the bar.

About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in and shouts out, "A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends."

"I suppose you'll be offering me a drink too?" the barman asks, marvelling at the guy's nerve.

"Not likely," slurs the guy, "you get nasty when you've had a drink!"
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 6:27pm On Nov 28, 2008
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 6:27pm On Nov 28, 2008
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?"

"Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."
Jokes EtcRe: Im In The Doghouse ! Help ! by tytylayor: 6:06pm On Nov 28, 2008
lubbish

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