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Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.

The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.

The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.

The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.

At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.

The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"

The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"

But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."

An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by.

He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 240 pound football player in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The football player replied, "God was busy so he sent me."

This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"

"Coffee is three dollars the waitress said".

"How much is a refill?" the man asked.

"Free"! said the waitress.

"Then I'll take a refill."

so wat r u tryin to advice me nw, d weddin is just 2 days o

mee tree

but he resemble u wella, so u no be better tin?

ingrish no be my papa language

Opslag:
Chei na set up.nyway no be like say him be beta person.if i be u,comot am o!because eh eh eh!

na better person nw, ki lo feel

@poster

use ur brain here o

wetin? staff no be inglish? olodo

no invitation for an Ex-star, we wnt current star

@opslag
u gat it , 3mths

@topic
yes, giv it a try

abi na, wetin man pikin go do ,tnk God for seun for NLD

osplag, so u r d drummer boy

abeg my weddin na dis wknd o

won ti pe ni be, won kin san owo mo, won ti di staff

osplag, r u a banner?

fubbish, i nor noe wetin dey affect u for hia o

i nor noe wetin concern observers, tsewwwwwwwwww, mubbish

na wa o

moyo, ma je kin binu o

ololumi, dunny4everatyaweedotcome

ololumi, i dey o, i don miss u today na

@moyo
mba, i be ekiti kete