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i just realised *am here ![]() |
yes?? |
yes, am here ![]() |
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than, OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH. ![]() |
Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio. ![]() |
ebami kigbe ole ole ole ole ole ole ![]() me i dey still am from net, u come dey print am out, original thief thief ![]() |
smack |
dnt mind nautiboy, he's old papa youngie for hia oo ![]() |
*go and reload* |
who wan die? make nobody die for hia o, na fact i dey yern una Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. |
moyon ![]() |
y d erm ![]() |
sry nautillus, u berrrra get moved, coz u need all dis 2 get dat chic u told me bout ![]() |
It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go. |
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive, |
Definitions : Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever |
I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! |
lol ![]() |
weldone ![]() |
2 men went to Bleep a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said, ''My wife is better'' 2nd went in ,Bleep a girl, Came out n said, ''U were right, your wife is better, ![]() |
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! |
BUY A SCOOTY, PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY, TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY, DO UR DUTY, AFTER 9 MONTHS , GET A CUTY ![]() |
What's the closest thing to a woman's period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's bleeped ![]() |
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina, 1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow. 4) Men at work |
Obasanjo wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is mine" |
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied: "B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!! |
During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!" Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network |
Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA, So respect the seniors! |
Fucknostat Sexprazole Sucksproxyvon Hugglofnac Kisstopache Spermicidin Breastajin Ejaculatomol Vaginalgin Penisciloc Orgasmofen. if u care, call me ![]() |
no be u? |
i'll tripple it pls dnt tell ![]() |
romade:so fcukin wat? ![]() |
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