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A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on-top of his dad bouncing up and down. The parents stop and his mom quickly dismount, pulling the covers arround her.

boy: "what were u and dad doing?"

mom: "well, ur dad has a big tummy and somtimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it"

boy: "ur wasting ur time"
"wen u go to work, d lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up"

gaby knows it all

eh yah, kpele, jeovy don turn electricity

huh

she's dead HOT

wetin shock u

y on earth would u do dat for

is he d jeovy we know?

Pomade = Lomade - romade

dat is 8/2+1

on wat planet will wat happen

u don old oo

hmmmmm tswwwwww

ask them first

ask syl and spen

oma se o

l457 n173

w37in d3y w0rry un4, un4 n33d t0 g37 l41d

dnt cry no more, i'll tke u to adeola odeku

e get tit o

its a lie

u ke? afta how many wife?

he has a doctorate degree in shit spectator

:d :d :d

dat is afta u av bin spun

men are too covetous

na heaven?

if i were spen, i will spin all d chuks out of gab

:d :d :d :d

wit dis ur tit close-up go run down o

I have also noticed that my child seems to be possessed with the spirit of lack of interest in school, spirit of answering me back, spirit of not being able to do his 9 times tables (off by heart . . . . to thirty), spirit of spending my money on unnecessary things, spirit of beating up his little brother, spirit of wanting a computer like some of his friends, spirit of stubbornness, spirit of breaking my dishes (like Rihanna), spirit of wanting to go to London, spirit of wanting to believe what sounds intelligent and not some lies made up by a cult/church that wants all your money and mental freedom and the spirit of being a child.

lololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllll

@poster

don't ever giv it a try