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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ''Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What is he--deaf or something?''

The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!''

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment counselor.

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

is dis d princess i know

b4 e reach ur turn water go finish

with cockroach leg

u dey wear anytin?

yes nw u nor no?

@topic

dem wan kill dat man?

its been about 3-4 days now, i've not seem her post here, hope she's noe been ban again?

who knows where she(Gabrywyl) is?

just curious.

hold them no let dem go o

Cbase

u don turn to bread?

sima, opslag is not hia, so u can do notin hia today, so ajuwaya

eh yah kpele

i'l get clem for u, pls

cbase:
TYTY
est-ce notre faute si vous ne parlez pas français?

translated

TYTY
is it our fault that you can't speak french?

my french teacher was very wicked then

princesa:
@tyty
i just know because am wise

disease:
@tytylayor
'J'aime vos blagues' means 'I like your jokes'
Na wa O!

tonk u

princesa:
whay not simply speak english

abi ooo

Opslag:
@tyty
why dnt u think so?

dats anoda jamb question?

i dnt kno

folly69:
hey tyty nice jokes so who ar yhe new love birds?

osplag and . . . . . . . . . .

wia u go b4

i dnt tink so

@princess

se oun lo so fun e be

see them again

@topic

be cbase

no be una 2

see ur life? i nor get am?

and u too

syl, y u callin ma name

for ur head

and u too

stop am o
me i nor understand o

stop dis rubish na

ndo

make una no stop nw, see una mouth

back to sender

u sure say u still dey see?

zed

so u nor get life as u dey so chimooo