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i bind u in d name of jesus,

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out - caterer, band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.

Guests arrive, and all is going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But, the clown has not shown up and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic and will probably not make the party at all.

The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips and leaps high in the air.

She speaks to the other bum and says, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!" Other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him." He then turned to Willie and yelled, "Hey Willie! For $50, would you chop off another toe?"

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the armer and asks him, "Ah, excuse me Mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"

u never brush ur teeth?

ok U

clem wat happen nw, y u mad @ gabry?

Exstar:
I say ''ILY'' When and ONLY when i mean it.
If i don't love u i wldnt say so, Period!

seconded

confused gal

sad story, sad story, sad life

u speak microbe

go check ur dico for dat n ur mirror for uesef Cockroach belle

romade kan, NLD kan

release d gas

tytylayor:
please dnt do, i beg u in seun's name

not me o, but u

yes i kno, i kno u to be naive

am not sure, i dnt tink so

pls dnt do, i beg u in seun's name

wat is good about u

just behind u

dnt tell me u r confused o

ma gbe keke e lo

romade GM

may be

confused jazz