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u oscourf

u dey hungry? ,na hin make u seal him mouth

oya loose am nw

i hope so o

wetin hin do u

who seal ya mouth

he dey try to refresh him brain

na today??

Mary offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of neighbours who were going away for the weekend. On the Saturday morning, she made breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child. "Mummy always serves hot pancakes for breakfast," said the eight-year-old.

So Mary, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of hot pancakes, which she laid in front of the girl. "No, thank you," she said.

"But I thought you said your mother always has hot pancakes for breakfast!" said Mary in surprise.

"She does," said the child. "But I don't eat them!"

A minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation.

Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood.

Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher said, "Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"

One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet.

"So, Mr Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"

"No, sir", the man replied, "I'm just standing for my wife's first husband!"

Opslag:
madam how's kola?

wia u from come, dnt u kno romade has declare his sexcapade

A man was driving down a country road when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find out what had happened.

A brown and white cow slowly lumbered over to the car and stuck her head under the bonnet beside the man.

After a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Looks like the cylinder head gasket to me!" Then she just turned and walked away.

Amazed, the man walked over to the farmhouse where he met a farmer.

"I say, is that your cow in the field?" he asked.

The farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yes, that's old Mary."

The man said, "Well my car's broken down, and she just said, 'Looks like the cylinder head gasket to me!"

The farmer shook his head and said, "Don't mind old Mary, she doesn't know anything about cars!"

sylve11:
nne u just have to do this for our guests. Na u can see spenky is really hungry and romain ( romade ) has started yawning

garry n epa is ok for dem

A very drunk man turns up at his house at 6 o'clock in the morning with his hair and clothes dishevelled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, "I hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!"

"Yes," replied the man, "I'd like some breakfast!"



A drunk man got on to a bus late one night, staggered up the aisle, and slumped down next to an elderly woman.

She looked the man sternly and said, "I've got news for you young man - you're going straight to hell!"

The drunk man jumped up and screamed, "I'm on the wrong bus!"

den to wat?

sylve11:
snail? na small thing nna, i go tidy u one immidiately. oya tiyty straight to the kitchen we hava a visitor.

to do wat? to prepare dat snail wey no get leg?
nna, leave me arone o

abeg today na her byday, pardon her

Trodjan don enter d smile and laff

wia u see ERROR nw

abegi close ya green tit jor

in seun's bedroom

@clem

u dey share date wit beautiful nubia, so try contact am o

lil wonder she never come online

y una no wan laff

yes nw , u nor kno?

@topic

true tlk jare

na u tlk am o

i sabi u wella

and more bla bla bla , if rain don start to fall no 4get to wear raincoat o

HAPPY BYDAY CLEMCYKUL

u can share dis wit anybody u like

enjoy, no giv gabry o

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