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u no like d guy o
if one eye be like dis and d mouth go turn
how u wnt mke him see wife marry

hmmm na wao, r u a real man?

wat r u still waiting for?

d question is complicated

no more gabry's joke here

order from above

Morufu had worked in a timber yard for five years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.

He told the priest. "Father, it's five years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the timber yard all that time."

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"

Morufu said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the timber!"

nollywood, bollywood,mollywood,hollywood,clemcywood,gabrywood,dyabywood . . . . . . . . . . .etc,etc

@topic

cnt stop

kai

u

pele gabry

clear what?
he/she hasn't clear anytin oo,

we r still confused bout his sex

lol
sammy, hw nw?

romade shehe/heshe
na wa o

MrCrackles:
When guys do women "hit and run" make them no curse or vex or cry##

Some women deserves to be "hit real hard and run"

Na them wey cause am!!

y hit and run, y did u ask d lady out in d first place?
just to go tlk some yeye tlk wey we dey hear everyday? huh

i agree wit princesa,

for a guy to ask a lady out, dat means he's ready for all expenses
not dat i won't go wit my own purse fully loaded, incase shit happen
but i'll let him pay for every dime, he shud be ready for it

disease dey affect ur eye?

was missing u nw abi

period

A young man joined a monastery and took a vow of silence. Every day he worked hard in the fields and never said a word.

After ten years, the Abbot summoned him. "Brother, it is ten years since your vow of silence. On this special day, you may speak. Do you have anything to say?"

He said, "The food is terrible!"

Ten years later, he was again summoned to the Abbot's office. "Brother, it is now twenty years since you joined us. Again, on this special day you may speak."

The monk said, "The bed is too hard", and walked out.

Ten years later he was again called to see the Abbot. "It has been thirty years since you took your vow of silence, brother. Is there anything you would like to say?"

Said the monk, "I'm resigning."

The Abbot replied, "Yes, I'm not surprised. You haven't done anything but complain since you got here!"

A man is speeding down the motorway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realise you were doing 90 m.p.h. in a 70 limit, sir?" asks the policeman.

"That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver.

The driver's wife butts in and says, "Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."

The policeman says, "I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car."

"That is not true, sir; I always wear my seat belt," replies the driver.

Says the wife, "No, you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seat belt on."

At that, the driver goes mad. "Shut up woman, can't you, just for once, keep your big, fat trap shut?"

The policeman is a bit taken aback by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of the car. "Does he often speak to you like this, madam?"

"Oh, no, constable," she says, "only when he's drunk."

@disease

cherish wat u av

studio is loosing his mind

hmm

By Agency Reporter
Published: Wednesday, 5 Nov 2008
The Kebbi police command has arrested two men for allegedly raping three teenage girls at Gehiru village in Jega local government area of the state.

According to the News Agency of Nigeria Kebbi State Commissioner of Police, Muhtari Shehu, told journalists today in Birnin Kebbi that the suspects (names witheld) had confessed to raping the three girls.

The police boss said that the men, both married, used the head-ties of the girls to bind them before raping them repeatedly in a bush.

He said both culprits and the girls were detained at the state CID while medical examinations were conducted on the girls before prosecuting the culprits.

According to the police commissioner, the suspects have pleaded for leniency, claiming it was the ‘work of the Devil‘.

wat/who r u waitinf for?