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dnt use any

u see, u forget tins so easily

wats ur name

go check ur yonder

princess, u don wake up

if u faint nobody go carry u for hia, admin dey on strike

how did u pass ur common entrance

coz u av one beneath

wat u just did

dis photocopy is very easy

scholarist:
yoruba boys,
na we get sense passsssssss

me sef no dats y ziggy no fit open mouth

coz u love d smaller part

dats his scan

close ya tit ma men

tnk God u did somtin

thou shall not torment thy neighbour

i tormenting u not my brother, just curious

@topic

we go cut d blablabls

but i can remember she has one sided boob

just farabale

olodo, a clap

kpa, finish

A nervous postman on his first round walked up to a garden fence. There was a large Doberman lying on the grass. An old man was sitting on the patio.

"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the postman asked.

The old man replied, "No, he never has done."

So the opened the gate and went into the garden. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the old man dragged the dog off, the postman yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

The old man replied, "He's not my dog!

A primary school teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Now imagine this," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and calling for help. His wife hears the noise, and knowing he can't swim, runs down to the bank. Why do you think she runs to the bank?"

A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Was it to draw out all his savings?"

ur wife i don forget sef

wait nw

who's holdin u?, u kno where d "funny" hides, so tell me, abeg

dnt tell her i told u o

hw am i sure u didn't tie his hand as well

pls where?

Technical Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Technical Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Technical Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Technical Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Yes, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

yes nw, u nor no say dem be wombia, wombiliki

she knows already

a clap for her

wat condition