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Jokes Etc › Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by tytylayor: 4:16pm On May 13, 2008
nice one grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 4:00pm On May 13, 2008
na u no o grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 3:52pm On May 13, 2008
what?
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla by tytylayor(op): 3:47pm On May 13, 2008
i comment my reserve lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 3:42pm On May 13, 2008
@olulu

but i still dey above u nw grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 3:40pm On May 13, 2008
so language e nw
Jokes Etc › Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 3:29pm On May 13, 2008
hmm
Jokes Etc › Re: Pastor Vs Choir Master! by tytylayor: 3:08pm On May 13, 2008
anoda one
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 3:06pm On May 13, 2008
oh yeah arambada grin

olulu ki ni problem e naa tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla by tytylayor(op): 2:57pm On May 13, 2008
jaymobb:
na u shocked
u no sure of yasef
Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by tytylayor: 2:52pm On May 13, 2008
where's urs
Jokes Etc › Re: Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 2:46pm On May 13, 2008
u don come here now now shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 2:44pm On May 13, 2008
se afe di pastor ni grin

oya change style joh grin
Jokes Etc › Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 2:39pm On May 13, 2008
The IT Husband Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband sadReturning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ,
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied,
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ,
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use , Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.



Custody
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"



Vampire Attack
Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”



Planting Flowers
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the entire back garden.”

The prisoner wrote another letter back: “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the flower.”
Jokes Etc › Re: Mom by tytylayor: 1:59pm On May 13, 2008
n i no go anser u again, u go thirst tire tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 1:54pm On May 13, 2008
ewo lase last yen naa grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Embarrasing Moments! by tytylayor: 10:11am On May 13, 2008
both
Jokes Etc › Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 9:57am On May 13, 2008
do what? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla by tytylayor(op): 9:37am On May 13, 2008
who dey hungry?
Jokes Etc › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by tytylayor: 1:53pm On May 12, 2008
see as dem dey describe dem self sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Today's My Birthday by tytylayor: 1:22pm On May 12, 2008
HAPI BURP DAY ITUEN, but u no tell me b4 na, as inlaw concern wink
anyway long life and prosperity kiss

Career › Re: Secretaries (Or Personal Assistants) On Nairaland by tytylayor: 1:11pm On May 12, 2008
i's wanted to ask dat too smiley

ok
Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Make Sense by tytylayor(op): 1:08pm On May 12, 2008
segunpc tank u well well wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Make Sense by tytylayor(op): 12:59pm On May 12, 2008
clem u don come wit dis ur teeth again grin
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:15pm On May 09, 2008
special
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:14pm On May 09, 2008
moschino
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:13pm On May 09, 2008
lacoste
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:10pm On May 09, 2008
valentino
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:10pm On May 09, 2008
naomi
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:09pm On May 09, 2008
dnt mind me, got notin to do in d office again n am waitin for somebody, dat y?

@topic

perfumes
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:07pm On May 09, 2008
kenwood
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:06pm On May 09, 2008
sharp

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