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 Jokes Etc › Re: Yeepa Na Your Father Teach Me! by tytylayor: 4:16pm On May 13, 2008 |
nice one  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 4:00pm On May 13, 2008 |
na u no o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 3:52pm On May 13, 2008 |
what? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla by tytylayor(op): 3:47pm On May 13, 2008 |
i comment my reserve  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 3:42pm On May 13, 2008 |
@olulu but i still dey above u nw |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 3:40pm On May 13, 2008 |
so language e nw |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 3:29pm On May 13, 2008 |
hmm |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pastor Vs Choir Master! by tytylayor: 3:08pm On May 13, 2008 |
anoda one |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 3:06pm On May 13, 2008 |
oh yeah arambada olulu ki ni problem e naa  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla by tytylayor(op): 2:57pm On May 13, 2008 |
jaymobb:u no sure of yasef |
| Forum Games › Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by tytylayor: 2:52pm On May 13, 2008 |
where's urs |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 2:46pm On May 13, 2008 |
u don come here now now |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 2:44pm On May 13, 2008 |
se afe di pastor ni oya change style joh |
| Jokes Etc › Open Ya Teeth by tytylayor(op): 2:39pm On May 13, 2008 |
The IT Husband Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband  Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."Wife :Have you brought the grocery? Husband :Bad command or filename. Wife :But I told you in the morning Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife :What about my new TV? Husband :Variable not found , Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied, Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband :Too many parameters , Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband :Data type mismatch. Wife :You are useless. Husband :It's by Default. Wife :What about your Salary? Husband :File in use , Try after some time. Wife :What is my value in the family. Husband :Unknown Virus. Custody A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Vampire Attack Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.” Planting Flowers A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.” A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the entire back garden.” The prisoner wrote another letter back: “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the flower.” |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mom by tytylayor: 1:59pm On May 13, 2008 |
n i no go anser u again, u go thirst tire |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Words by tytylayor: 1:54pm On May 13, 2008 |
ewo lase last yen naa |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Most Embarrasing Moments! by tytylayor: 10:11am On May 13, 2008 |
both |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 9:57am On May 13, 2008 |
do what?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla by tytylayor(op): 9:37am On May 13, 2008 |
who dey hungry? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by tytylayor: 1:53pm On May 12, 2008 |
see as dem dey describe dem self |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Today's My Birthday by tytylayor: 1:22pm On May 12, 2008 |
HAPI BURP DAY ITUEN, but u no tell me b4 na, as inlaw concern  anyway long life and prosperity
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| Career › Re: Secretaries (Or Personal Assistants) On Nairaland by tytylayor: 1:11pm On May 12, 2008 |
i's wanted to ask dat too  ok |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Make Sense by tytylayor(op): 1:08pm On May 12, 2008 |
segunpc tank u well well |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sure Make Sense by tytylayor(op): 12:59pm On May 12, 2008 |
clem u don come wit dis ur teeth again |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:15pm On May 09, 2008 |
special |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:14pm On May 09, 2008 |
moschino |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:13pm On May 09, 2008 |
lacoste |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:10pm On May 09, 2008 |
valentino |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:10pm On May 09, 2008 |
naomi |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:09pm On May 09, 2008 |
dnt mind me, got notin to do in d office again n am waitin for somebody, dat y? @topic perfumes |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:07pm On May 09, 2008 |
kenwood |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tytylayor: 7:06pm On May 09, 2008 |
sharp |
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