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clemcykul:
kai!

wetin? u dey fear?

info:
@ kayowalemi

Next time make the 'd' a capital letter

no mind am e don forget

wetin dey happen for hia

;d :d

tnk u jareee kayowalemi

jumpology

study of jump

ohi i fear u o

se afe mu orombo ni

segunpc:
awon people gan sef. e fi wa sile na!

titi je ka change base.

pade mi ni egbe ile iya mistura ni abe igi orombo.

ni gege agogo mewa ale.

just sufe ma jade si ta

na brakefast i want

lmao

lol

clem i sure say na u tlk dat one

clem where av u been missed ya

In Love
A man sitting at the window one evening casually called to his wife, "There's that woman that the guy next door is in love with!"

His wife, in the kitchen, dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase, and looked out the window. "Where? Where?" she demanded.

"Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue dress."

"You idiot! That's his wife!"

"Yes, I know," the husband grinned.

Off-Duty
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets--each for not wearing a seat belt.

Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

Confessions
To celebrate their 50th anniversary, a husband booked a round of golf for his wife and himself on a trip to famous old St. Andrews' Golf Course in Scotland.

On the third tee, the husband hesitated in teeing off and turned slowly to his wife and said contritely, "Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."

They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry, darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me.

The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on his wife's clubs.

He screamed and ranted, "You liar, you cheat , you despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul, and all these years you've been playing off the ladies' tees?!"

tnk u

horoscope

u don hear am

becoz of u n jaymobb i no go pariwo

another one

kikomin i was coming, i met them fighting, i seperted them, they don

in my sis class den

teacher: what r u lookin for

student: i am finding for my ruler

ha ha segunpc, so ti gbagbe ni, as usual na, abi o fe kin pariwo si ta ni

i think it depends on where they'r workin, d one i know is workin wit d government, n he's only on call once in a week, den he leaves home anytin from 9 am and comes bak by 7 or 8pm, dat is if he has some other tins to attend to aside his work.

@Tchinasa
my doctor can dance like kokoro, only he's a shy guy, n he's not flirt, he's very gentle and mild

[quote author=Tchinasa** link=topic=133673.msg2257788#msg2257788 date=1210746429]They Most have terrible social skills. Can't dance at all. On the other hand, most have been known to be chronic flirts even with the anti-social skills.

I will choose a mechanic or a plumber any day.[/quote]

quadrant4:
They like women alot afterall they see unclothedness of several women while performing operation or surgery. Many of them are not good husbands from experience.

oh yeah, gbe si mi leti na

odelogy: study of odes

ee ooo, naija niyen for u

an dupe ara eni, esi pe wa si igbeyawo yin abi osi wa ni iwaju ni?

abeg borrow me, i still dey see 2 males there

i dnt think there's any difference there, they r both male