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lai lai God forbid, i'd rather stay on top so dat i'll disgrace his own family

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*throws shit in d mouth*

clem tnx

costumes

ok, she was only tryin to protect d family's name nw

This Pastor has guts!! Thought you might enjoy this
interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of
their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people. Please
read.

When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session
of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual
generalities, but this is what they heard:

"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your
forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance.
We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but
that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual
equilibrium and reversed our values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery,
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children
and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it
ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and
called it freedom of speech and ex-pression.
We have ridiculed the time honored values of our forefathers
and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today;
cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!"

The response was immediate. A number of
legislators walked out during the prayer in protest.
In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church,
where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls
with only 47 of those calls responding negatively. The church is
now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from
India , Africa and Korea .

Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on
his radio program, "The Rest of the Story," and received a larger
response to this program than any other he has ever aired.

With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep
over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so that we
again can be called "one nation under God."

If possible, please pass this prayer on to your friends. "If you
don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."

Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your
email list, in less than 30 days it would be heard
by the world. How many people in your address book will not receive this prayer, do you have the guts to pass it on? I just did!

so far u sef don open, ok,

which girl

hmm na wa oo    

ituen, anoda old papa youngie on nld

gud one, cn't help laffing

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face s tays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

hmm hmmmm

SMART CHINESE GIRL
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st, he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day the girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family".

hmm thief

SMART CHINESE GIRL
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st, he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day the girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family".

hmm richy its late but i promise we'll make it up to you

DON’T LIE TO KIDS!!!

There was this guys sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little Girl asked, “What is under there?” he answered and said, “it’s a bird”.

The girl went away and the man fall’s asleep. When he wakes up; he is on a hospital bed and in great pain.

A doctor came up to his bed and asked, “what happened?’ The man answer, “I don’t know” I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.”

So the doctor went and report to the police and they went to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they got there, they saw the little girl that the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answered, “I didn’t do anything to him, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed all its eggs.



Nice day!!

am their protector, i dnt av to cum like an angel for real but like a normal human being, just acting like d second wife  

na wa for naija o

richy, sorry neva vex only say u com late, but sha me n my iyale go find alternative for u, ok with dat?

@ success

dnt u noe i dwell wit d angels?
am an angel mysef

Doggy style 2


A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this,
she got off the bed and slapped her husband and shouted,
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO DOGGY STYLE!

A man just got married and was regreting ever marrying the woman.
When the church registra hands him his marriage certificate,
the man sits for 4 hours looking at his Marriage Certificate.
The Wife asks? What are u doing, and he answers:
"I'm looking for the Expiring Date"

@iyale mi
abegi, e no easy
@richy
no koba mi for hia o

Angel Gabriel came with this report to God. "Lord,these Nigerians are really causing trouble up in here.The streets of Heaven are litered with beer bottles and cigarette stubs.They refuse to wear heavenly robes,instead they wear jeans and boots.Moreover,they refuse to sing Angelic praises and they throw parties all the time".God discovers there is more space in hell and tries to call satan.The phone rings for 30 minutes before satan picks."What's your problem",says God."Why did you keep me waiting this long?"."Sorry God",Satan starts."Its these Nigerians you sent down here.They have just imported Air Conditioning Units and right about now,they've started installing them!"

@ituen
i tot as much

@newbie
u welkum to nld

just dey o
no val

u welkum clemcy

oluwdashmi:
these pix are all fine.

@tytylayor
this pets also observe Val, unbelievable!

Anyway, I like it.

abi o, seranko seniyan