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FINALLY, :THE FIVE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Thought for the day:

What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

no mind me

omoalawo

he's always welkum
@topic
nice one u av hia.

u can imagine traffic in d air, na wa o

ohhhhhhh God of marcy

i'll get bak to u

aristole can be d interpreter nw
@poster
lmao i cannot fit to stop

wetin no fit happen for our naija

i don wake up tey tey

wetin hin be b4

okay, i'll giv it a try, if it measures up to ma level

abi traffic hold am for air?

i tot dis thread is one word association, so which one is the great religion again,
dat one don turn to three-word association

no long thing, all is well, first u typed novel, bible is part of d novels nw, abi

waiting

na so d thing vacant

rumours

nice joke

u don go try am?

now i understand, tufe wants nity's head in a plate for val, abi, pls tell me who's tufe wifey hia?

i'd av luv to trip for u but since u r a polygamist i'll remain a nun,
but Tufe??

paddy u fit use long thing play wit ur paddy??

infobaba:
nah, am with you

in ur dream

dragnet:
tytylayor, I kind of disagree . . Was it causd by electricity or electromagnetic waves?? People just make baseless assumptions without taking into consideration the circumstances surrounding the event. . .so many things culd've been responsible for that incident. .
. I guess 0ne day someone wuld just wake up & tell us not to use our desktop pc while plugd or watch our tv while plugd !

well i cnt say if its electricity or electromagnetic as u said, but i mysef too discovered dat wen i was using motorola v600, wenever am charging it and at d same time receiving calls, i feels dis electri/tro watever, and dis was b4 i heard dis news/rumour, but i just tink its not proper charging and receiving calls at d same time.

bible

ituen no noe friend wen it come to wife matter, mba he no play with dem.
respect

olodos, u r on ur own

@topic
he's not a greedy man na, he's only aiming high

@tj
marked for wat?
@topic
monitor

ok, i hear u , but b4 u go confirm from ur lawyer, try not to anser d fone while charging it, a word is enof for d wise dey say  

lollybie, am cool joh, hw u dey