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Heart Surgeon's Funeral




One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin

was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the

pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large

heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It

was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.




Suddenly, one of the mourners (saucekid), burst into a fit of laughter.




Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are

you laughing, Mister?"




"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a

gynaecologist , "

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he cuddle and copping a little a feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and h ad a quickie in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"

Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!

n dis "Keep America beautiful, swallow your beer cans."

DANFIDO
tnx

@folly

confess now

Someone wrote this application letter.

From Jamiu
No 18 Unite
Ikotun.
16/1/2008

Good money sir,
Application to your shop
I am very happy to write this letter you. how is every thing, and how is work, i pray for you God we be countinunt your work. (ame)
The main point of my letter to you, i want to tell you saw that i will doing work here. so that please take my letter. i promise you i will doingit very well. i know go play anything. forgive us. i will tran my best on your shop and will come regulary. anything your like you must be doing it.
I am stop here because of paupose letter to you.
you are fattfy
Jamiu
(signature)

Please comment on this.

Life is just one of those things.

Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

still investigating, yet to noe d gal's name, i believe dats y aisha is falling out of luv wit u
wit this ur small thing u r still not faithful  

pls i tink we need hausa forum here for people like danfodio

@folly
God forbid tufe cannever borrow ur slippers, ask lola

folly is better u confess nw, b4 dis case go worse pass dis o
we saw ur slippers at d door step, wat was it doin there?

rotten

iyale mi i dey kampe, i hope u det tke kia of our hubby wella, coz wrk dis days ehh?

investigation still in progress, saw a bra(sizeDD) and pant(g string) on d floor, unburn too
hmm me wa n sele

spoilt

it cannever wrk lai lai , u c me no tlk since, u dnt noe wat am doin, am kabasshing since, it cannever wrk

spinalcord

rod

found folly's slippers at d door step, no lose of life sha,
still investigating

nice jokes

tj_tj

so far na long thing

investigation in progress, saw 2 used condoms unburn

kronky-rod, wia u c all these  

clem come to me, i can help u get d charcoal, a house just got burnt at d back of my yard, so i can get d charcoal there, hmm

karaole o

does dat mean pple r running away from God?