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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ITUEN  

i fear u o  

efuah:
@Busta
ice wetin? i no wan froze abeg. . . get me another

efuah u can exchange wit Busta if u dnt wnt dat,u r matchmakin u no remember ursef  

lol

Doctor: Your knees all blistered, why?

Lady: Coz of doggy style

Doctor: Can't you do it any other style

Lady: Oh! I can , but the dog can't!!!

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highjump

longjump

basketball

hockey

@thuglife

u wan noe my age b4 u like me?
k, am old enough to be ur Aunt

70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running
behind young girls?"


Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"

grave

A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, next Sunday, I am going to preach about LIARS. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand. Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, you are the very people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters.

wao!

u r reallllllll nautillus

party

to you all

hmmm, nice one

happy val to u all

try it

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them.
If you do, they might break your heart, if you don't, you might break theirs.


Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.
You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own, when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear ofrejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid, afraid of what we
don't know , afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will befound out about us.
But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had.

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? ( even if it is that you don't care anymore)
*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die. I want to tell you that
you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid)
you would be in my heart.
Would I be in yours?

If you care about me as much as I care about you
you will send this back

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, truly cherish you , most of all I CARE about friends


Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are , and send it to the person who sent it to you.


Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.


Remember, everyone needs a friend someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and takecomfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and . always will,

star

Lohlarh:
@poster nice joke, but why u no come write d names now? tufe, ituen, folly?(just guessin)

@Lola, how re u girlfriend, wetin u do for ituen wey he dey lash u like this?

Anyway take kia oremi

Lohlarh u can mention ituen, folly etc, but no mention my yummie o  

yes husband-in-law

size 42L

Take just a couple of minutes to take this test &
see what happens! If you are honest this tells the
truth -- it's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO
cheating!! The answers are
at the bottom,

1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue,
green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat













Answers:
1. If you choose Red - You are alert and your life
is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and
affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good
advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K - You have a lot of love and friendships in
your life.
L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love
life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for you and
you will discover that you fall in love with
someone totally unexpected.
APR - JUN: You will have a strong love
relationship that will last forever.
JUL - SEP: You will have a great year and will
experience a major life-changing experience for
the good.
OCT - DEC: Your love life will be great, you will
find your soul mate.

4. If you chose,
Black: Your life will take on a different
direction,
it will be the best thing for you, and you will be
glad for the change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides
in you and would do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person should be your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you will have in
your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California : You like adventure.
Florida : You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your
lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please
people .

9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1
person in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it
will come true before your next Birthday.

If you don't send it - nothing bad will happen to
you.

ituen mind wat u say o

and specially to yummie

so u r nw denying her nw abi?

and finally falls into temptation

tnx jare, n u too

yummie mi no mind nitie joh me n my iyale we dey kampe wit u,
hw r u today?

@ituen
u sure say ur eyes wrk well well dat time abi na nitie number and tessy num u dialled?, u better redial d num well