₦airaland Forum

Gurgle:
lwkm

Naxo o....I learnt de dnt kill a snake by cuttin it head off

Dis kinda threads make me realize am nt wasting my time on NL....tnks mismycoli


Not all those useless topic lk 10 things u need to knw abt pusssy..rubbish

Am sure its harmless cos if its nt, dt head wey u cut comot for attack u...

Abasha....irritating

Wetin d man sef de find after avin 2 sets od twins, na so dis SEX wey pple de talk abt de sweet reach?

Luedave:
Xo they didnt meet on how to change 9ja for good

Everything is a process....

Whr ll d change come 4rm wen dia is division in NASS

remember007:
If u access your guy and feel he's worth it then what's the waiting?... just my opinion though

I de believe uniben girls..

I saw sex 1st

D qns is.....can de do eba for 3

I wud rather nt ask n if eventually I do...


I prefer d 'lie'..

kennygee:
It is true. It has been extended to October.

Left for me, it shouldn't have been extended.

Nigerians had from December last year till today.

Is that too short a time?

We just love doing things at the last minute.

I bet you some people would still ask for extension on that October deadline.

As a matter of fact, d reg. started feb last year not dec....

Akuko...

If u dnt do it nw ull do it after de might av employed u....

U de watch mojo wiv fone wey I sure sey u dwld bible put.....



God is watchin u in 3D/HD

1shortblackboy:
I'm not interested in d danm politics I'm interested in good governance and that's what everybody else should be concerned about

Gbam! Shikena

Show of shame, immaturity.....

N heard some kids went dia on excursion....


Hope I haven't wasted my vote on apc?

Dis ur dog de bark so?

Bro I envy dieee.....
I wouldn't mind avin a puppy oo







Wonder y u dnt jog to my side

charix:
Which one, suya roaster or gateman?

1. Because most northern locations're rural in nature and farming is their means of survival. Cows're rife in these areas and suya spots exist in almost every corner.

2. Most northerners come to big cities to escape the life of farming destined on them. Coming to a big city and your only skill is roasting meat what would you do to stop you from a life of crime
In other cases, if one has no skill then being a gateman is the way to go. The two professions're stereotypical of northerners.

Guy no go dia oooo.......

Na baoki full my area de ride okada nw oo, go VI ull see more of dem riding Napep


Abokis don wise up nw o

Chai see wetin money cause.....


Am tryin so hard imagining her take me away 4rm my woman....d tin no jst de gree me imagine

My guy run ooo....TRAP!

Mk dt her mum no jst disturb God....wen her daughter de snap de snd nko?

Doubt if dats her real mum sef

testing

*modified*

Wow it worked
ok

tonychristopher:
Stop giving silly excuses
Amsterdam and Venice was built below sea level
Shut up

Has It gottn to the stage of tell me to shut up?

All dis kids on NL.... No b ur fault

Dorrobucci:
Cows getting presidential visit while some nairaland APC member gets nothing for defending a dullard.


Baboons!

Whether na d rats wey full ur hous u wnt mk em visit...

hahn:
Just got this from an associate. Can someone please tell our leaders that its neccessary to add a drainage system when building roads? Its only in Nigeria that we build roads without common gutters.

Bro even wiv gutters tins lk dis stil happens in some places....


d issue is evrybody wnt to av a house in lag, hence build on waters so wen dias heavy rain lk dis wat we av is overflow canals/drainages

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?
Be sincere........ .You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, and why?

Mehn na d 5th 1 ooo.....I go later set trap 4 d rest

Crieff:
Haba Bragg!
How did you know he will not come to Oxford?

No mind dt 'ode'....he neva intended to vote soyinka wiv his excuse of life

Chai.....dis boy madness jst de gv em money



Shey me sef no go go mad like dis?

tucky200:
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN from otuoke bayelsa

U didn't add AZIKIWE