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Are u just back from prison?

Desmond Idoit!

Jorby:
Any girl who is yet to have a boyfried is an under 18. Since i was born and now that i'm getting old, i have never seen a girl above 18 without a ßoyfriend.
ßrothers have you seen?

U are naive!

U can not unring a bell!

Animal na animal

But she no too fine like that o

But she no too fyn like that o

gentle136:
Seeing this, heaven sure for me.



Abeg make sumbody come explain to me d benefit of watching this show.

Everything must not be benificial.

I told the interviewer that I was 31. He looked me eyeballs to eyeballs and said.. "Bros u dong pass that age"

Some members of the church kept shouting, Yes sir!. Gullibility at its peak.

Emotional person is an irrational person.

Pls stop planting ideas into my head!

The rest are waiting for God to come and save their country

There is no such thing like God saving any country.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
She nor actually dey vex say the Man get wife and children for house or because she don abort

She is pained because she is gonna miss that orgasm and she can't afford to live the rest of her life without reaching orgasm...
When you make a woman reach orgasm during sex they will do everything to keep you... 90% of women don't reach orgasm in their life time not because their body is wired not to reach it but simply because men don't really care about women orgasm....once the man gets to orgasm the all thing is over....

Men are not spirits.. let her do her part and help the man take her there " 90% of women don't reach urgasm". Where did u get that from.. don't say what u dont u can't back it up.

lavylilly:
REASONS WHY GIRLS SNUB GUYS -
1...You are seeing her name on top with her profile pic and u are still asking her what's her name

2... Always asking her if we can see, as if she opened her facebook account for you to see her

3... U asked how are you , she said fine , you are still asking about her day ,if her day was bad she wouldn't have said she was fine...stop asking too much unnecessary questions in the name of being romantic ;

4... She know she's pretty, stop reminding her about that

5. you meet a girl online all you care about is her big butt, hip and breast...those are the only thing you tell her about herself. And you're already thinking and planning how to have sex with her... Bro why won't she snub you?

6... You said you love her no problem, she asked u for airtime, voom u went offline � and u expect her to reply
ur message again

7... Stop asking her if she have a bf, go to her timeline and read her bio

8... Asking her to send you her pics, bro go check her mobile uploads. Her pics are there

9... Guys don't respect girls, you meet a girl and the first thing you're asking her for is her nude, or sexy pictures and you're already telling her you're Hot. Does she look like a prostitute?. Guys respect yourself for once...

The most nonsensical thing I have ever read ..

[quote author=SmartProf post=91596301]Zidane is just one lucky charm in Madrid's path. He just has a strong affinity with trophies. He doesn't always forcefully impress his ego on the team, yet majority of the players are so pleased to give him their best. If I were Mourinho, I will take a crash course with Zidane on how to be very calm, yet successful in winning trophies.[/quot


"Zidane is just one lucky " what do u mean by this? Does it mean that he doesn't know what he is doing?

Rudiger is just a little bit better than Luiz

PrinceInTheNort:
May Allah blesss Buni

May Allah bless President Buhari

May Allah bless the Northern Nigeria.

Good one from chief Giadom

May he not bless the southern and Western and eastern Nigeria

brainhgeek:
In Him there is no darkness nor shadow of turning. You have to believe in God to understand that part.

There he goes again!

Them dong come fine trouble

brainhgeek:
He is.
We probably don't get the answers we want to hear for our 'why' question.
We often assume for God and Accord blames to Him when things do not go the way we expected.

And give him all the credit when things go well... That is simply unfair .

brainhgeek:
What if those who had and died with the baby during labor?

That means God is not always faithful.

fuckingAyaya:
God is too faithful to fail

But what about those who never had till they died, irrespective of doing all they could? God no like them Abi?

At death, we simply stop existing!

No go talk this thing where religious extremist dey o... Else, the outcome will not be nice o..

At death, we simply stop existing!

No go talk this thing where religious extremist dey o... Else, the outcome will not be nice o

At death, we simply stop existing!

No go talk this thing where religious extremist dey o... Else, the outcome will not be nice o..

Its a typical example of sleeping in the labour room!

osizi06:
Wards get mouth for this kain matter?

U no no?

Very good!

There are clear indications that u are from a typical irresponsible home.

In this case, u don't let emtions overshadows rationality.. else, u all would go fuckin down!