₦airaland Forum

meobizy:
I don’t want to have sex if it’s not how I watch it in porn. Na my hands sure pass.

Rozz:
Did I state anywhere that I want to marry a white man

Rozz:
hmm, I pray she doesn't regret this later.Propose to an African man at your own peril

Ishilove:
LMAO

litigator:
Cc: Uboma

What's your take on this bill?

Ishilove:
Merakhi darling, I can't give it to anyone because there is no head. Gift had eaten her head before we caught him. I simply put my poor Matilda's headless corpse in a poly bag and tossed it into my neighbor's uncompleted building.

Ishilove:
Gift has killed Matilda. I just caught him eating her head.

My chest

banky3w:
The driver don chop am with gbese on top

Enugupikin:
Stop being condescending.. The guy is arguing with facts and u have only insults to argue with.. What a loser

ChiefSweetus:
You named a rottweiler "gift", and you think the dog will be happy

Ishilove:
My dear I don't know o. He stomach was big, hard and swollen before he died.

Ishilove:
Innocent was 7 years. The one we talked about was 16 years. His name was RuggedMan

Ishilove:
You have a point. I have another smaller dog of indeterminate breed. A cute small thing that looks like a ball of cotton wool with teeth.

SSam01:
It seems you cheated on him by calling another dog a good boy and he is trying to be territorial so you don't bring in another dog to come take his place.. He loves and cant stand sharing you.

Had a yorkshire terrier that sleeps in my room and one day an alsatian came to visit and all I saw was the yorkshire marking every corner in the house and even my leg to warn the other dog to stay away from me

Ishilove:
When my Bingo Innocent died, it pained me to my bone marrow. I didn't cry because I'm not an emotional person but it pained me deeply.

Futurejoy:
Dogs know good and bad. The way we trained our Caucasian dog , if she does anything good,I spoil her silly . If she does bad , I will carry a cane which I always keep on the roof of her cage and call her name. Once she sees me with the cane I will tell her to go to her cage, normal level, she knows she will chop cane die. So ,she will carry me to run round the compound, the moment my eye change she will enter her cage and go to the extreme end and fold up. At that moment, I will tell her what she did and spank her, funny enough I don’t spank her beyond two soft strokes to remind her that we own her and she must obey us.Most times I carry whatever she destroys to her face while I spank her. In terms of pooing in restricted places, I willl take her there and show her then spank her there. I will then release her to her cage where she will go and reflect on her wrong doings. Most of them, she never repeated after that treatment.
We lost her recently and I cried like a human being died. She was a companion and a friend, a dog with the heart of a child. She could sense emotions (pain and happiness)

Ishilove:
How awful. I would never kill my own pet. That's like killing a family member

Ishilove:
You're not the owner. Would it have bitten the owner?

Ishilove:
Transitioning from adolescent to adult? He is an adult.

At least that is what his big, dangling balls suggest...

Ishilove:
Heh. He has graduated from trying to eat her to now protecting her. I think he sees her as part of his territory.

Ishilove:
Do they have names? I remember Cindy

Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.

Ishilove:
I see you called your car 'she'.

kingreign:
For blocking me, while I had my taser on and was ready to demolish his face?