₦airaland Forum

ojaylyte:
That’s great, I’m looking for Abuja customers as our mill is in Lokoja, I have 30kegs only left
My number is +447540104846- for whatsapp

Why are you using a UK number for WhatsApp? It is suspicious doing business with you.....

MSItachi:
Got this today,

Scam or Real?
Dear Applicant,

Your COVID-19 Loan application is approved. Kindly Click on the link https://covid19.nmfb.com.ng to accept your offer and receive your funds in your account.

Thank you

Wow! Congratulations!

Before you received this mail, did they call you on phone to interview you?

yungboss:
Someone gave me an s6 on nairaland too, for N900k! Though used, wanted it for just the thrill of a V8 wagon
But I wasn't comfortable...according to him, it was as good as a newly important used one. Inside was clean and all...but again, car was in lagos.
https://www.nairaland.com/4626319/2003-audi-s6-car-sale#69515087

Very clean car. Was it because of the distance that prevented you from buying it?

Have you noticed that Audi have nicely shaped wagons? Just like the BMW too. I have never fancied the Mercedes Benz C 180 wagon.

ariklawani:
You lack respect

What exactly are you trying to say?

gly2ken:
In 2011, I drove a Honda accord 94 model from Abuja to Jos with serious over heating. At a point in time in the journey I was stopping every kilometer to put water into the radiator. Surprisingly, nothing happened to the engine even with the severe overheating. However, Nigeria users have demonized Honda cars because of leg issues. My next car is Honda.

Lol.

How long did the trip from Abuja to Jos take?

Honda Accord cars are culprits to the leg issues. The Civic is better off.

MrFly:
my sister and 4 other gals got arrested yesterday inside a supermarket

Please provide details. On what grounds were they arrested? Where did it happen?

frozen70:
May you be in a position where you will never get helpers for telling us lies just to attract sympathy

Amen.

Imagine the lies he/she cooked up just to deceive others.

mizz2posh:
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Lol.

You got lucky to have deleted your comments here before I got the chance to quote it to correct you.

For the avoidance of doubt, the sum I paid was five hundred and fifty naira only.

Show me where I wrote 550k in my previous comments.

The youths we have these days, some of them are just to lazy to read.

Sweeetheart:
this got me. make I be your staff now

You na big Boss already.

I no go fit afford to pay your bills.

Sweeetheart:
Op even me feel like arresting you, for you to cough out 550k that means say u na big boss


I swear I go rather die there, me give out 5500 to one nuisance? it will never happen I swear to God. dem no say you're weak in your responses hence their capitalization


550k? that money will get golf 3 in Cotonou

I paid five hundred and fifty naira only, Sir /Ma'am.

blackboy:
You paid N550k cash?!!! For real. Is this story real.

VIO tried it with me I drove on when I couldnt kwontinue driving I told them through the glass in my private car and showed them my face mask and drove on. They left me jeje.

Report the judge or magistrate to njc or their body. Make he go home go sit down.

N550k!!! For real? In this Buhari time. Cash for that matter. You must be getting free money

I paid five hundred and fifty naira only, Sir.

Ogeneigbo1:
Sorry for the embarrassment,Sir.
But if I may ask, where you the only person in the car .

Thanks.

Yes Sir, I was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

bellosulaiman:
You alighted from the vehicle to meet the VIO without wearing face mask �... yet you claimed that whenever you alight from the vehicle, you always wear face mask.

You should be fined times two because you are lied �.

You do have problems with reading and comprehension.

Which school did you attend please?

leisuretym:
don't be quick to insult me please, this is why I no longer post comment on this forum, I don't have time for nonsense.

that few minutes he used to step out was enough to infect the FRSC official with Covid19 , including everyone at the mobile court because of his foolishness , one you want to roll down your glass to talk to anyone on the road, be it, police, FRSC or hawkers, you should wear your mask, even when you want to give someone lift. thanks.

The man in his comments did not insult (see screenshot below) you but you choose to insult me when you have refused to read up my comments on to see where I mentioned that I wore my facemask when I stepped outta my car. Again, my offence, according to them, was that I did not wear my facemask while inside my car. Stop being a foolish man by not jumping to conclusions.

Kingstanding:
. When you got down from your car did you wear your face mask? No, that's more reason you were penalized.

Read my comments on this thread carefully. You will find out why I got penalized.

0KNM:
But you didn’t wear it when you stepped out in that instance.

Not true!

HeavenlyBang:
Same. I started looking at a C7 A6 a few days ago. Perfect car. Very reliable by most accounts, plenty of power, luxurious, etc. But eh, I've never seen one on the streets, and those who own modern Audi's in Nigeria only have terrible stories to tell.

Wonder why. Wonder if it's a self-reinforcing issue.

Person buys Audi>No capable technicians or parts>Car gets abused>Negative feedback from owners>Makes others not buy it>No technicians or parts>Person buys Audi.

And on, and on. Pretty sad, since they're actually great cars. I also wonder if Nigerian fuel is an issue here.

The A6 series have always captured my attention.
I hope the circle gets broken for good.

I wish Siena would return from his self imposed exile. His knowledge on Audi and other Volkswagen trims is top-notch

Peppermintflav:
I heard dildos sell like hot cake.

I think the supply for dildos is way more than the demand for now. Be ready to beat other competitors by lowering your prices, better packaging and topnotch customer service.

mignone:
History keeps repeating itself cos man has refused to learn!

It isnt the right time and place to be judgemental!

I have seen a couple of these movies (a good marketing strategy by Audi/Volkswagen) and yes, Audi cars are super fast and rugged too but here in Nigeria, we lack competent/technical hands to make them run optimally when they start to fail. Owning one used to be on my bucket list but I have been discouraged with users experience.

cc:

Greatbrian

MrBrownJay1:
online beggars with phoney stories looking for money to pop champagne in the club this weekend.... ok o!

You were right after all. She is nothing but a scam artist.

https://www.nairaland.com/5908470/father-agony#90392731

Paigejohns:
My father had been in this condition for years
From one medicine to another and so many other stuff
He had done a surgical operation on this leg yet its getting worse everyday
He is preparing for another operation but the money involved is much minus drugs and other expenses

I and my siblings are the ones catering for the welfare of the family as my mother is not with us (story for another day)

Feeding is a great challenge
And that is why i am here to seek for help
My father is dying
I could hear and see him scream and cry in agony
The money involved in the operation by the doctor is #200,000 two hundred thousand but we could not raise up to that amount
Please if you can help me I will surely appreciate
Please help me don't ignpr this

Help my father please
I would have loved to upload the whole picture here but its not going through because am using a small phone
For details chat me on 08133730894or you can give me your whatsapp number to upload it in full(please bear with me)

Quoted for reference purposes....

Liposure:
U are di first person i know that prefers mouth 2 pusssy. Strange

Not strange to me though.

I know some guys who have the same preference.

ReluctantAdult:


Bro I no too like pussy. A woman's mouth is the best

Lol

tobby20:
By hes at a risk of herpes
Also bacteria in the mouth STD .. SORRY IM OPPOSING YOUR NOTION BUT GOOGLE IT AND WEAR AWAY YOUR IGNORANCE
THANKS

You are on point.

izzygoing:
yes

we are advised to run some tests, and we have done that yesterday, only waiting for the result.

Okay, I hope some painkillers and antibiotics was prescribed for your son pending when the results will be ready for collection.


Good health to your son.

izzygoing:
yes

Your response is noted. What is the update? Have you taken him to see a Doctor?

Alimzy20:
hello nairalanders I'm 21-year-old and I have a serious body odour problem .I take a shower ,use deodorant and 2 hours later my armpits get sticky and start smelling. everywhere I go people breathe heavily cause of me and say I smells bad .I've tried lots of deodorants and when I wear perfume it smells too strong and I shower everyday .what can I do to eliminate this shameful odour ?

What type of deodorants do you use?

Lol.

Makes me to recall the story, Animal Farm.

Among the animals, a few choose to be law breakers......