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fromuk:
Ndigbo nwe mmadu ekene m o nu, asina ome akoro oha i he adighi agho ya.Eji m ohere a na eme ka onu mara na come 2016 ana m aputa maka onye isi ochichi(President) nke obodo anyi bu nigeria.
Ka osi na adi aho go m ndi ministers and the list goes as follows.
Minister of security=Ikomi(as a proven onye nche)
Ministry of Women Affairs=Iche Romeo.
Ministry of Culture and Tourism=Mazi Monshege(at least he goes to Ghana always)
Ministry of Defence=Moondust(he conquered Ikomi)
Ade akwukwo=Ynot
Ministry of Finance=Babyo(she has a foriegn bank acc for easy movement of ego Nigeria)subject to scrutiny by senate.
Ministry of Petroleum=my very self
Ministry of pwer and Steal(ohi)=Uche2nna
Others go to our brother and sisters from N,SS and SW.

Ndigbo Onye nwere ihe o ga ekwu please say it now before emechie m akwukwo.
Igbo ekenee kwa m unu ozo.
Adi m mma i na akwado kwe maka i ba na Aso Rock.

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Anyi ga emegi impeach. _{I want to be the minister of petroluem}

I was just asking if U were Igbo

Okey Dokey

nnenneigbo:
ikomi, i ga amakwanu

hisses

stop writing guys and go to bed

Aburo m okuko. It is only 6:18pm. Anyway, I intend to go out and paint the town red so I guess I should stop writing

Ikomi:
Uche na u biko. Abalam, Babyosisi ima na Uche is the luckiest of all. I would love to be in his shoes, in this case. But Uche would not let me have it. Anyway God bless u nwannem wanyi.

Uche onye asi jide nke oji, u know the rest. lol

Nnenne anyi amagi nke iji ooohhh.

Good night all.

Romero, nka ibara early. good night.

Good nite

nnenneigbo:
asusu

LMAO

U dey find my trouble ooooo!!!

Umu Oma , o ga dinu echi. _{I hope by then Ikomi would be sober}  

Egwu Onwa taa  na abia zi na njedebe

romeo:
ka chi foo nuuuuuuuuuuuu

I second that motion  

@ Ikomi    Mmanya inuru ji gi aka too much  

@ PTB Naija
I bu onye ulo ka I bu onye village _{just joking}

Ikomi:
Babyosisi ahurum na unu na defend onwe unu, yabu in english "rob my back I rob yours". lol.

Gina Uche, that is a sure way to proof na unu na akwa Iko. lol

Ikomi! Ikomi! Ikomi! How many times ka m kporo gi.  

Ikomi:
Okay what if I say na I kwara Iko, how would u defend youself.  

fa fa fa foul!!!!!!!

nnenneigbo:
uche, good, at least i maa na o na eme hi overestimate, i na ekonye akpa ebe aka gi na eru.

Noooooooooooooooo, A na ma ekonye akpa ebe o bula. I get am for ladder, ma agawacha onye awusa  

Ikomi:
Oooohhhh oooooohhhhhh Uche I see your plan, gi na babyosisi planned to con my friends, whom I will not mention there names. lol

Now I know, and since av known, it will not hatch. That plan will not hatch. Oooohhhh oooooohhhh oooooooohhhhh.

Nwanna, na wa for U ooooo!!!!     First, I am a judge of something ; now I supposedly have a plan. Ol boy U dey overestimate me oooo  

romeo:
agwo please continue hissing

umuazu kita adighi atuzi ujo, papa di ka mu ka i na enye mkpali?

hehehe _{Who dash monkey banana}

@ Babyosisi
Welucome

Ikomi:
I said it. Romeo bu an Ethiopian Refugee in Panya. I always knew it but now I can prove it. Ima Uche there are Igbo Jews in Ethiopia.  . Decendants of the cousin to the queen of Sheeba. Uche I can't start now its a long story.  

Which one is a long story : The issue of the Igbo jews in Ethiopia ( ) or the Issue of me being the judge of something I am not aware of?


Romeo, a na ma apia kwa umu azi utali  

romeo:
אני מדבר לנאנן בעברית ואני רוצה אותה לדבר איתי בעברית גם כן

Nke a bu zi kwa gini

Be the judge of wat? _{y do i feel dat i am missing somthing here}

romeo:
ihe m bi na obi? _{scratching my jaw}

aji obi di fresh
a pair of nice moulded ala (chest)
the heart na owen ya
ezigbo omume
aru ike


bia nne iche di na m bu nwanyi? kedu nke bu kwa nwunye di? LMAO

nnenneigbo:
its a private matter, so ogbasaa gi

Kedu Ihe mere YIM ? Buru private matter ga na ebe ahu

nnenneigbo:
ana eche i settle one issue another one etikaputa

Wat Issues

romeo:
Azuka please don't spoil this chapter of mills and boon , abeg now

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm _{scratching my chin}

More questions


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Good night y'all . Umu Oma Chukwu goziri

tafari:
blue sky, too much question if you are interested tell me . i am his agent.

laff ma ass off

That was my lame way of saying I am leaving  

Ikwu na ibe, Umunnem na Umunna, It is been nice talking to all of y'll. Ubochi nta ka anyi chuo na owerre mgbada because na owerre nchi eju go

nnenneigbo:
haa, how did u know, romeo, hapu umu nwoke aka oooo,

Nke a obu news 9, ka obu news 10

Right now I am confused      Fromuk or Romeo        Time will tell  

Anyway, Good luck

That figures

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