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@babyosisi
How go dey go now?

2fine4u, if tthat is true then that is not fair
I bu onye owerri? I hear say na them dowry dey heavy pass?

You do well.
How toshman now

This is the second time I am hearing this 2day.Wetin una wan carry person age do for Naira land again.

venicea:
@ the nescient jamaican with the 'shrewd' analysis. Did'nt it ever X your mind that maybe, just maybe venicea wasnt seeking comradeship from the whole lot? Its amazing how some people are relentless in their display of foolishness.

Men that nescient word got me running to my dictionary

uche1:
Anything u need we get am for here, if u dey look for gay or u dey do wit your body or u want make we vote for u any thing at all, thy plenty like cloth 4 yaba

How many times you go post this thing

Must you always be that aggresive.Abi dem swear for you

So you have multiple persona that can be turned on and off.

@Scorpio Neva Knew you were that religious.Ya you re right,,Praise God

GNature:
@uche

How now ? How did the test go ?

Hi GNature.Whats up?
Actually the test went pretty fine.Howeva, I am more concerned about the subsequent ones.Seems to be getting tougher and tougher.

Radiant:
ermmmm windywendy, I'm not siding the man but definitely don't support the wife either. I only agreed with the truth that was spoken. Women too, our own secret lives worse pass abeg. JAINSENSE!!!

That is y I love me some Radiant

Can I replace her,,I mean in bw the thighs
Seriously,this is supposed to be strictly about 2face but it seems to me that some folks in here are begining to take it personal.

jaybaby:
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO na so d tin dey HUNGRY ooooooooooooooo

SRRY oooooooooooooooooo

What tin?Abeg mind ta sef O!

lauryn:
hehe

Is this supposed to be funny

Radiant:
The next thing they'll say Tyra Banks too is Nigerian Naija peeps I hail una.

Are u doubting that he is Nigerian.
Actually,he is,no kidding.Real name is Hakeem Seriki born of a muslim father and a christian mother altho he considers himself more of a xtian than muslim

Then y is u spoiling my market

Do U have a problem with that

Nothing
Still my first lady

Ugwumba:
ehmmm, uche2nna, 'getting jaybaby back' means just that. i think say una dey prepare for toshmann and 2fine4u wedding? ugwumba don withdraw, lose im benefits, as 2fine4u has 'fallen' for tosh.

Ok cos of that you wan to see if there is a vacancy else where?
@Jaybaby,Oya answer,Vacancy?

lauryn:
U nko?, whatever happened to KIki?

Shd have been wateva happened to Lauryn?

Ugwumba:
@ jaybaby, i got your back from now on.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Wateva happened to 2fine4Ugwumba

matiltom:
so wht if he's a nigerian? is he givin us props 4 that? naija dudes r too handsome to be compared to chamillionaire [please dnt embarrass my people o], chamillionaire's pretty ugly!!!

R u saying he is 4rm Ghana,then

Beautygyal:
Hey man i don't no what to say. U r a married man yet u go and do somethin behind your wifes back and u say der nothin wrong wid it, i don't get u, because i would do exactly da same thing, shes already given u chances for thing that u av done and u still do it again. I'm speechless man u acted like teenage guys this days. No offence to anyone

Awoof dey sweet now!abeg no blame the man jo!

jaybaby:
Uche dnt mind that KIKI of a girl!

KIKI tell me ! in your whole life u've never tried 2 b like sm1 else

they only copied d dance & you're complianing wait 4 d nxt SONG they will SING let it BURN part 3
make i see wetin u go talk

Thunder fire your head! Let it burn 3 by P square,huh

BobbieMae:
EMAD, infact you must be TuFace himself and Emad, you truly are MAD. Your kisses wont even turn my undies wet for the slightest second, neither will one from your alter ego Tu Face.

If i took what you said personal, i woulda cursed the shit out of you. But no, i didnt. Instead i gave you a scenario on what i would do with Tu Face if i was alone with him.

Now get yoru lips off my clit and leave me alone, go gobble on Tu Faces nutts,

Cheers!

What Bobbiemae.Was he on your clits!Boy,he is so lucky

ghettochyk:
@uche
where are the oriental brothers from? i've heard of a photogrpahy company in my village wit da same name

ghettochk mind kwa onwe gi.I am talking about one of the most popular Igbo band in History and you are talking about one yeye photographic company in one obscure village!
What is the name of your village?

edygirl:
Nna uchenna idi very funny. Okwa giwa siri mmadu kitikpa racha ya anya. Gosh!! ochi egbue m here.

Ochi egbue kwa na gi.E nwere m ego nji atu utu akwa ma ozu.
I have this Nkanu friend by name Oluchi and wheneva she starts flowing in her dialect i make sure i am 20 yards away from her.

And where is ya village?
Funny I am listening to Oriental brothers a very famous band and apart from the beat wat I like is the lingo in whichn they deliver thei lyrics.So So funny!

edygirl:
Donzman, marakwa na-esi m Enugu. Nkanu to be precise so onye ozo suo ihe abughi central igbo anarue m ulo. . Asuba m Nkanu ozugbo ozugbo.

@edy girl.Abeg,I take God beg do not even think about it or we will leave this thread 4 u
The ife and and fa is an attempt to modernize the language in order for it to be more mainstream.You need a lot of consonants to make words pronouncable to even a non native!
@ghettochk wey the recording nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww

Donzman:
Aren't Owerri people those that go "Duuru ala" when they want to say "sit down"?

Exactly!Thier dialect is very funny.
Hey I think I need that recording ghettochyk.Always makes my day wheneva I listen to a guy called uche ogbuagu entertain in the dialect

Ahhhh,No that was not I meant.One always gets inspiration from somewhere.Usher got his from wacko jacko and I do not think it is bad if P 2 get thiers from him.At least they do not copy his lyrics and beats,,just the dance steps.If you mad at them 4 copying I wonder wat you will be at the former duo of Maintain!

I prefer the Owerri/Mbaise/Ngwa dialect of Igbo.Very funny

Never been finer