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4Her:
Does a car make a guy attractive now?

Ladies, what happened to your own car or your own God-given feet?

Three gbosa for U

@ Muki

Les bleus were barely convincing in their first match.  And a come back looks even unlikely without Zizou in the middel of the park.

I think Domenech needs to resign as the coach. He has taken French football back to pre-Aime Jacquet dayz

Ezinwannem:
datz a rare case, most come because of Canadian good standing internationally, even when American's go to other countries, they say they are Canadians when asked

Thatz a new one on me. Americans are usually the first to scream out thier allegiance even when it is not required.

RSA:
Your hair smells nice

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's BEN, the dwarf."

So where exactly was Ben sniffing @?

My hair is tuff, so I dont wear it long. I always get a hair cut once in two weeks. Peeps around me actually like my hairline.

Thats why I prefer to do things my own way. U like it , fine. U dont, oh well, shit happens. U prolly wont like the opposite of what I just did either. So why bother

NiyiRocks!:
@Sarin
@yemivictor
No need to argue. Motive is da ish here. Methinks Sarin is talkin 'bout regular flings while yemivictor's talkin 'bout settling down as in marriage. Correct me if me's wrong.

Yeah, I think thats right. It really depends on what ur motives are.

If U are still into having fun, then undergrad girls can give U all the adventure plus all the heartache that comes with it. Not all tho.

They would prolly throw a grenade @ U


But then that does not take away the other advantages that comes with being an American citizen especially for us that come from countries that dont give 2 shit about thier citizens

yemivictor:
LOL @ OP!

Trust me when i tell you that you're only a part-time boyfriend! . . . . . .

P

LMAO

That reminds me of one of my friends who thought he was going out with a particular girl. However, the girl had no idea that she had a boyfriend 

Now , we just joke about it but it was not funny back then.

Esss:
I dey go sleep o jare.

BUT I Esss solemly swear to avenge the injustice metted out on this girl.
All fortune teller pastors that come my way are going to recieve one very hot and spicy slap.
All Jehovah's witnesses people I see/catch, Na God go witness our matter.
Any ugly, broke ass Brick layer wey I see with babe/wife wey ehn no deserve, chei!! Chukwu me' ebere.



Advice; Make sure before any of una marry, make una post una spouses picture and Curriculum Vitae for Nairaland for vetting and approval. This is to ensure that the "will of God" in your life is actually correct. E go pain me say we go loose another fine girl to petty broke ass artisans ever again.

^{People please join in the fight against juju marriages, will of God marriages, vision marriages and church induced marriages. You never know, the bride you save might be your own (or your relative). Please help save our fine young girls and preserve the future generation.}


Make wor-wor extinct by the year 2020.

LMAO

No go find ur own bride. Dey look for the one wey U go save.

4Her:
@jenny
why do you want to see them kissing?

So dat she can say ewwwwwwwwww

sheniqua:
who wears black lace at their traditional?
the girl was crying for help
but no body heard her.

I dont know. Never noticed.

sheniqua:
no wonder.
please post pics.

LMAO

4Her:
You sure your screen wasn't turned off before?

4Her:
somehow when you curse, you're more sexier. . lawd forgive me

@ruky
why is she wearing black on her wedding day?

Maybe it is not the wedding ceremony. Maybe it is the traditional thingy

Esss:
JUJU makes you happier than a whatever it was you said.


See how them carry fine babe hand over to brick layer. Chei what a cruel world we live in.          

Yeah, right

Is that not a traditional thingy.  

jennykadry:
@uche2nna

because even though i can't stand the sight,i don't mind lookin because i want to get to d bottom of this whole mess

Did u just see the pic??    Does that look like a mess to you.


@ Sheni

My agadi nwanyi is already here   And I am even older than her  

And they say she is not happy!!!!

Bride is happier than a mothafucka

jennykadry:
ruky please post more pics,especially the u may kiss your bride part. . . . . . . yuckkkkk ^{throws up}

Then why are U asking for more pics  

4Her:
@Uchee
meeeeeeeeeeoooowwww!!! gez, sorry, was just a question

I know. Did not mean to be harsh there. Just wanted to know if it was part of the discussion  

@ Debosky

We know that she is too fine to marry a bricklayer. But she did. Cant we at least have the courtesy to wish her happy married life instead of making up stories of juju.

sheniqua:
Uche you miis the whole point.
How will she regret what they told her was the handiwork of the almighty?

And who told u it is not?

It is always the handwork of God , my dear.


@ 4Her

What has that got to do with this?  

sheniqua:
This even makes it worse
a graduate at 19.
alu emee (abomination has happened)

Now I really admire this girl. She must have a lot of character. Can U imagine all her friends saying shit to her? Campus friends?

@ David

Everybody wont be going for a Masters/Phd like U.

jennykadry:
uche2nna don't get me wrong,im not d type that puts money first in a relationship,but in this case if d guy's loaded it would have been manageable

That is contradictory to say the least.

michelin89:
@ Uche
This guy nothing to offer at all. Abi he get supper abunna? or maybe he is very funny? But which kind jokle dey come out of bricklayer mouth wey nor dey smell cement? tell me!  

I am not in anyway saying this is the most ideal situation. At 19, she is still too young. The man is older than her. He wont win a Mr.Nigeria contest and he is not Dan gote. We all know that. But that is as much as what we know of the man. Bottomline , we dont jack about this man.

The girl in question is not regretting her marriage (at least not yet). She calls him daddy What basis do I have to say crap about thier marriage?

michelin89:
Me I don't support marriage for wealth but in this case, if the guy had money, it'd be better!

I don't think so. Remember say pastor hand dey!

So money covers up his lack of education and looks. Ok ooo.

jennykadry:
4him if d guy is fully loaded,i wont be e hitting my head on my keyboard d way im doing it now,d guy is an apprentice.just started his bricklayer work,he's a kpom kpom carrier,oh gawd

atleast bianca ojukwu(akwa nwa) married a rich guy,ojukwu is a [b]wealthy man naw,atleast make we manage that one[/b]

I know this is where this discourse is heading to.

4 Him:
my future wife puts this woman to shame. That one na beauty?  

The man isnt looking too bad jare. Look at pa Adedibu . . . with all his lion marks yet he has more than one cute chic.

Bianca and Ojukwu nko? Make una leave story joo.

Truth be told , the man is not particularly the cutest thing on earth  
But for me that does not count. Bride is happier than a mothafucka!!!!

Esss:
This is why I don't like sending children to obodo oyibo. So you don't know that pastors are only coporate native doctors. My people die for lack of shining their eyes.


ANYBODY WEY SAY DIS TIN NO BE JUJU, DEY BLIND. HO! HA!

If I ask U where U got ur theory of this juju from u would end up stuttering. But I won't  


Anyway, my point is the girl happy? Shikena!!! If U no like the man, too bad. He is not married to U anyways

ruky_ivy:
I TINK SHE IS HAPPY SHA
BUT WETIN SHE GO DO
SHE HAS 2 MAKE D BEST OOUT OF HER SITUATION

Story!!!

When U get married, dont make the best out of UR own situation.
Thats what most married couples do, hun