₦airaland Forum

I need to see a fight on NL to cheer me up. I am having a bad day.


eLDee and Michelin? I will pay

sistawoman:
Whats wrong with having a fat ass, I thought only white girls wanted flat asses

Nothing!!!

But most women worry about it so much that it drives thier men crazy  

debosky:
@ michelin

what you want matters, but y'all need to be realistic as well. You won't get ALL you want.

@ amber

tact indeed! Read what tact gets you

Is my ass fat?

'you look beautiful to me darling'

but is my ass fat?

'I like you just the way you are'

for the last time is my ass fat??

'ok you fat cow, your ass could feed Darfur! happy now?'

I HATE YOU, BASTARD!

LMAO!!!!!

Who cares?

If giving out chieftancy titles like pure water would result in academies and facilities , so be it.

michelin89:
Blame it on the westerns as usual. Losers!

LMAO!!!

nana:
i concur

U concur, ur head

tope2000:
I know they say truth hurts and women don't like to hear the truth but i would rather be hurt than later on find out that l was lied 2. I just hate liar, period.

Hahahahahahahaha.  

Most women really dont?

Woman: Honey, do I look fat in this dress?

Real answer: U are fat. (God save U if U give this as an answer)

Man: Yeah, put on the other red one.  (Blame it on the dress)

HR.hotness:
@ Uche

your confusion is hilarious. . . LOL

I dont know what to believe again, my sister

@ tkb

Is this the real saucekid too

@ Jenny

Ok, Jenny. Sorry, kpele, ndo, sanu!!!!!    

Did not know that offended You.


I am really sorry if I jarred ur nerves. Did not mean to

iseobio:
Uche2nna i think that comment is rather too rude. I strongly advocate you tender apologies.

eldee:
Don't believe him ooh
My eLDee is just short for Legen-Dary
Abeg ooh, what does that one mean?

Ok, whatever

jennykadry:
@uche2nna

i don't answer such questions,because there r dumb

Ok ooo

jennykadry:
uche2nna your own na to dey shine teeth for every thread

How does that change the color of ur pants

@tkb
ehhmmm, did not know that. Just thot it was one of them handles.

Still dont know if I believe U tho'

sistawoman:
I have only met one self procaimed bush man from Libera and he anoyed the hell out of me, how you going to just meet me and see a blunt in the ashtray, not lit but put out and ask if you can have some. Shit he was not even my fucking company, he was there to see my cousin. He kept talking .

@ tkb

eLdee of trybesmen

iseobio:
I still maintain that illiterates must be avoided. Illiteracy of our former rulers is one of the major causes of the present Nigerian crisis.

I believe illiterates should not be taken to where they will not fit in. As michelin89 said it would be improper for an educated lady to date an illiterate.

Not true. The cause is greed.

RedHotChic:
Honesty; I don't need a man's money, all I need is for him to be at least truthful but damn, them creatures called men can lie.

Women give out the impression they like to be lied to all the time

michelin89:
We are talking about men not kids!

Same difference

SeanT21:
Because its against the country law that means if they visit the country they should get killed because of that.

The penalty for that I agree is alittle bit harsh. Maybe Jailtime would suffice.

SeanT21:
, then a country like Gambia can accept gay visitors.

They dont have to. The bible also advocates that we have respect for constituted authority. If those guys kept thier hands to themselves we would not be having this discourse. Let them wait till they get back to California, Virginia et al!!!

Why dont the US accept polygamists?

I hope this would not follow the same trend


The Italians start a tournament so unconvincingly and then peak as the tournament progresses.

The Dutch tend to peak in the first two matches and then slowly fade away as the tournament progresses. Same with the Spaniards

4Her:
yessssssssssss. . . my papa will be proud of me o. . what a handsome,brilliant man I brought home. . . and we need an extra $1 billion anywaz.

this way. . . .

4Her:
@REDHOTChika

no, I'd rather keep my husband's name. . . even after the divorce.
because if I change it, I gotta think of our children. . .

Ehhmm, show me the way to ur papa house abeg. I dey go pay bride price

sheniqua:
This is such a big shame.
Mike Tyson now lives in a homeless shelter

Is this one of ur jokes again, shenimama

sheniqua:
How can a man earn over 200 million in a boxing career then lose his home worth under 15 million?

It never ceases to amaze me. I reserve no sympathy for them at all.

I kind of think that they have had all they needed in this world, and then some.

Even if I live 3 life times , I know I would not be able to make that kind of money. Someone made it in less than one life time and somehow manages to lose it faster than he earned it.

4Her:
@Uche
how dare you think I'll cheat on you

Sorry, babe

sistawoman:
I love him and i want to make him happy but i[b] think maybe i am going about this the wrong way.[/b]

Tonight when he comes over we will talk.

Ladies thanks so much for all your words of wisdom. The ladies here are great.

Damn skippy U are going it the wrong way.

I encourage U to come hang out on NL often. Here U would meet handles like TOH, 4HER, Stillwater, Rebellious, busta etc. These ladies have very little in common except for the fact that they are yoruba. I think. Just be urself and stop looking for any sterotypical character.

sistawoman:
We first met as a business arrangment. After meeting and dating I started to fall for him and he for me.

Well, if u ask me I would say no biggie. Seems to me that U both know what U want.

@ sistawoman

One more thing. That long article on yoruba women is that ur idea of trying to become a yoruba woman for him  

@ sistawoman

It seems I am missing something here Papers


@ 4Her

U tell me

4Her:
@tbk419
aiight. . .

Hmmmmmmmm, this gotta be good

texazzpete:
Except that people aren't killed for practicing polygamy in the US.

Agreed!!!

Now we are talking about the magnitude of the penalty instead of the right of a country to say no to faggidom.


Some posts here insinuates that the country has no such right.

@ amber

Ehhmm, who mentioned anything about papers here ?