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Family › Re: My Terrible Experiences With My Two Female Friends (photos) by udomma1005(m): 9:13pm On Nov 12, 2022

ZIMDRILL:
do it in reverse

contact the person you did the assignment for and tell them that the person who introduced them to you wants a cut from bill.

And your charge was lower becoz helping a friend of friend. Ask what should you do, because you didnt want to profit from a friend of friend and unfortunately the friend wants to really profit.

Am sure from that the two will sort each other other out.

Kai nor advice OP dis kind thing nah, nah small children play be that.
Let the OP stomach the rudeness, give her tips, expand his clientele, still dey give the Stewpid girl small cuts, after all him nor lose anything. Make him calm down make the werey girl be him UK connect, one day he go tidy the insolence, after all fu*k up nor dey sour, best served cold, infact very old & cold!

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Family › Re: My Terrible Experiences With My Two Female Friends (photos) by udomma1005(m): 9:04pm On Nov 12, 2022

PlayMaker14:
“Goat Na Goat, If You Like, Carry Am Go UK, Na Still Goat

Don't give her a dime of that money, if you do, she'll feel your survive depends on her..

From her chat, you will notice she's daft and might end up going into full time runs.

Don't give her a penny.

Nope I don't think your advice is helpful, u check am nahh.
The girl is a slowpoke going by the conversation, na the type wey dey lure her girlfriends to men for a fee, even though they will get raped or hurt wen she was in naija. She gats nothing to lose but op has something to lose in this assignment thingy. Best op to do nah to find small tip gum her hand then fry the billings for potential clients Dia head. If the werey girl cum relax trust am, soon e go dey send pots to pressing iron phones to TV to fridge to moto make OP dey sell am for am. Make him play chaff man till one day, market go close for afternoon cool

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Phones › Re: All These Foreign Numbers That Keep Flashing Me!!!!! (Pictures) by udomma1005(m): 8:41pm On Nov 12, 2022

gassbee:
I tot am d only one, they have been disturbing my lifespan with flashes in d middle of d night

Your lifespan grin

I'll send my hunkle's number across, he's a witch doctor. Tell him what your heart desires are for the flashers.
Mind you, my hunkle uses foreign numbers, he'll be flashing you from time to time till you conclude the sacrifices.

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Health › Re: Malawian Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Ended Their Relationship by udomma1005(m): 8:34pm On Nov 12, 2022

Sad, nobody would really know what she was actually going through but in all, better suicide than murder!

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Food › Re: Making Cake With Blender, No Oven, No Butter, No Mixer. by udomma1005(m): 8:18pm On Nov 12, 2022

Just a pity no need for preservatives in my household. My son and I are dangerous! No size of cake can last more than a day, if it last for two days, then I traveled the yesterday wink

We definitely can't allow a cake to enjoy the comfort of our home, please!

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Crime › Re: Adetutu Adedokun: Engagement Photos Of DSS Staff Who Plunged Into Lagos Lagoon by udomma1005(m): 9:35am On Nov 12, 2022

Berrityga:
How do there know she was in a heated conversation with her man??
Why are people always quick to point hands at men when we all know women are very wicked.. We should be sympathizing with the going man for putting his love in the hands of a suicidal woman.

She alighted from a cab, an Uber, it was driven by a man, not spirit. When she jumped, the driver man, not spirit, explained to shocked onlookers what transpired(heated argument). Wise people would request for her call log within the time of incidence but sorry to shock you,the only sensible people left in Nigeria are you, a few others & I. The rest are busy foolishly waving brooms and umbrellas around, not minding if they even have a future.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Welcomes Wike Camp's Peace Overtures by udomma1005(m): 4:54pm On Nov 11, 2022

damisolnal:

Laptop and phone powerbannk
Led Digital Display
QC 3.0 Output

LED Lighting
SOS Lighting Mode
Total input power - 65watts PD

Battery Capacity 46.200Ah

AC 220v Output
Call or whatsapp

Price & location, please?

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Family › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Kenyan Lady As He Abandons His Wife Of 16 Years In Lagos by udomma1005(m): 5:32pm On Nov 10, 2022

pimplucious:
This guy used to be my neighbor at Festac Extension, Lagos. Very loving and cheerful. He was the only kid that had bike and he usually let us ride his bike back then.

Who could ever think he will be a wife beater, adulterer and irresponsible?

Well change they say is the only constant in life.

Don't conclude so soon, reach him to hear his version. A colleague in my office just got married to a new wife after we all knew his wife of 8 - 9 years. We all fumed in the mouth and most of us boycotted the TM. But when the pal finally narrated his ordeals in wiffy's hands, a story corroborated by the wife's younger brother who lives with them, then did we add up previous events our man lied to us about. His 50" smart TV was not in the house during his last birthday, he lied it got bad and sent for repairs, but the bro in law just told us his sister threw the remote at the screen because he & husband man were watching soccer & she demanded to watch the last concluded Stewpid BBN in the sitting room since AC in the bedroom was bad, so she couldn't watch there. This Na TV of 800k to 900k ooooo. He lied about his shattered windscreen but now we know that same wife destroyed it when he got back late, suspecting he was with another woman, meanwhile we were all together at a sit out hosting out new director.

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Family › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Kenyan Lady As He Abandons His Wife Of 16 Years In Lagos by udomma1005(m): 5:14pm On Nov 10, 2022

DamnnNiggarr:
I don't care about what transpired between them but my concern there is why some men prevent their wives from working, in order to make both ends meet and also be financially independent.

Why won't you care mister?
You're not directly or remotely related to any of them (or are you)?
Let the "devilish man speak up". Judgments are delivered after hearing from "BOTH" parties involved!

Family › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Kenyan Lady As He Abandons His Wife Of 16 Years In Lagos by udomma1005(m): 5:09pm On Nov 10, 2022

DamnnNiggarr:

It's okay,
I'm a man, but some men out there are just there to destroy the lives of some ladies.
Firstly, you prevented her from working so that she can be fully dependent on you there by rendering her financially incapacitated to cater for her kids since you chose to be irresponsible. Ladies please and please, run away from any man, be it your husband, partner or boyfriend, that prevents you from working to make your own savings, in order to be financially independent, that's not love. There was a time I wanted to try that rubbish ( yeah, it's rubbish) with my wife, until I received a brain-resetting backlash from family and friends, but later on, I began to enjoy my wife's financial independence. There would be a time she'd take care of utility bills and other payments without my notice.

So lastly, you paid her back by breaking her heart thereby rendering her more wretched after a whole 16 solid years, and to think you went against your parents' wish makes it worse.
Some men have bones in their liver.

Well, this is a thoughtful write up.
Before delivering any hasty judgment,may we call on the "irresponsible man" to state his case please. It could be a sordid version!
Just maybe....

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Family › Re: How Should I Punish My Brother For Doing This? by udomma1005(m): 12:55pm On Nov 10, 2022

You've to be firm but not heartless!
If you can get the locks changed so he has his own, fine. If not, get the key from him, he has to wait till you come back, you paid for the crib, not him,besides the sorry incident you narrated will certainly reoccur because his style of habit is exclusive to independent dudes;get high, blast jam, sleep for your crib without disturbance(you're now a pest in your house tongue

. If you don't make him know your stance as the bills taker, next time might not be rosy, probably the vigilante will shoot you dead(God forbid but your village pipu would rejoice and be glad in it) or you will jump from the fence and now break that your fine yellow legs grin

, even that your weed bro will not even help you push the wheelchair when you from hospital dey come. If he's uncomfortable with your terms, let him move over to his peers place till he can afford a crib. This advice is because of your mom ooooo, if not I for tell you tell your guy call one or two fine boys, pack him things drop for the closest junction cool

Brother wey go good, go good. The one wey nor go good nor matta you cut your head Givam, na banzah. Imagine the insolence of rejecting egg for this economy huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Midterms: 8 Nigerian-Americans Win Seats. Buhari Congratulates Them by udomma1005(m): 4:07pm On Nov 09, 2022

PlayMaker14:
Really happy for these Omoluabi's making us proud... I will advise them not to reply Baba Lifeless so they won't lose their seats just like the way Anthony Joshua lost his belt.

Sounds true!

Autos › Re: Fresh Toks Golf 4 by udomma1005(m): 1:22pm On Nov 09, 2022

diportivo:
Toh... Tohhh...... Tohhhhhh

toh

Celebrities › Re: Dablixx Oosha Is Dead!!! by udomma1005(m): 12:30pm On Nov 09, 2022

Probably crams from overdose of big things, just maybe......!
Dagrin sang about dieing...... He died.
He sang about Dagrin coming back & his mom seeing him die....... He has died!
Hmmmmmmmmm huh

Romance › Re: Man Drops Girlfriend At Park Not Knowing She Was Traveling For Her Wedding by udomma1005(m): 10:58pm On Nov 08, 2022

Nor need to brood over this.
He needs to sit down, calm down & strategize how to make her forever miserable. So many options abound, if actually he did nothing hurtful or offensive to her but she decided to play smart, he should make her suffer, even with the last pint of his blood. She should be forever confined to a wheelchair.......whatever it takes!
Forgiveness in this regards, is a sin!

Family › Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by udomma1005(m): 7:16am On Nov 06, 2022

Madampauline:
She knows me well

Knows you well!
As........... a what to the family..... Friend or foe?
Be careful, make this your new born again good deeds nor come kill you. Some of us, nor dey forget, nor dey forgive ehhh.

Food › Re: What Cheaper Food Can I Buy Instead Of Rice? by udomma1005(m): 6:59am On Nov 06, 2022

DREAMHOMES6970:
You guys should try AGBADO, CASAVA, EWA AND GARRI. IT'S A BIT CHEAPER

Hmmmmm...
Here we go.......

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Food › Re: What Cheaper Food Can I Buy Instead Of Rice? by udomma1005(m): 7:07pm On Nov 05, 2022

mariahAngel:
Una no go kill person.

Buhari don finish Nigeria, I swear!

Finished as in, from top tu buttum...... tongue

Food › Re: What Cheaper Food Can I Buy Instead Of Rice? by udomma1005(m): 6:03pm On Nov 05, 2022

mariahAngel:
The one wey we dey buy normally, no dey tay done. (Big white or big brown)
Also, if you have an electric jug, you can quickly boil some water to cook the beans with, to save you time and gas.

Wia the light nahhhhh?
Electric jug or boiler with prepaid metering, na economic mega meltdown shocked

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NYSC › Re: Mother & Son NYSC Photos (Before & After) by udomma1005(m): 3:19pm On Nov 04, 2022

myami:
you are a big møron

You just identified yourself, grow up soon scoundrel undecided

NYSC › Re: Mother & Son NYSC Photos (Before & After) by udomma1005(m): 11:17am On Nov 04, 2022

Abilistic:
Stunning!

The mother hasn't changed much

Imagine someone asking "Your mama carry belle for camp"

Such is the level of stupidity of MOST young people now.
Very appalling yet they tag it "cruise"!

Celebrities › Re: Davido Teaches His Son, Ifeanyi, How To Swim (Photo, Video) by udomma1005(m): 11:00am On Nov 02, 2022

UyaiIncomparabl:
You are not okay.

Honestly, he's not!
They rush online to spew trash just to garner likes & shares, while supporting stupidity. Everything done by celebrities is okay by them,good or bad.
Now the chips are down. It's a pity the innocent boy died, my anger with the father will never fade out soon, he caused the death and you did give a warning !!!

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Travel › Re: Amos Poubinafa: Flood Forces Bayelsa Traditional Ruler To Sleep In Car (pic) by udomma1005(m): 9:02am On Nov 02, 2022

BATified2023:
This is the time Jonathan is needed d most,it doesn’t matter if he’s d president or not but I believe he can do a little to turn things around

Nope, he can't do a kobo!
That clown's house is submerged.
He was busy trying to please almajari masters,when we all sounded our fears about the imminent calamity and clamored for the dredging of the canals and facilitation of drainages and demolition of structures in the right of waterways, nope he was so unconcerned!

Travel › Re: Amos Poubinafa: Flood Forces Bayelsa Traditional Ruler To Sleep In Car (pic) by udomma1005(m): 8:52am On Nov 02, 2022

Sasi54:
Abeg make una answer me, na still Dickson be the governor of the state?

Nope, Douye Diri is the new money bag!

Crime › Re: My Cousin Have Plundered Every Thing In My Dads House In My Hometown!!! by udomma1005(m): 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2022

udofia234:
hahaha!! idioko

Song idem, Uko ke ekong.... lol

Crime › Re: My Cousin Have Plundered Every Thing In My Dads House In My Hometown!!! by udomma1005(m): 8:40pm On Nov 01, 2022

udofia234:
Thanks baba! The mother came begging me,that she will talk to him!!! Be on stand by in case he continues this rubbish

Abadie?

Technology Market › Re: Iphone 12 Available For #45k by udomma1005(m): 2:27pm On Nov 01, 2022

BrazilianOG:
Actually sir I went to see her at the hospital at Anambra state.

Story...........
Story........
Story.....

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Food › Re: The Sweet Rice And Beans I’m Cooking by udomma1005(m): 1:20pm On Nov 01, 2022

Oesophagus99:
started on well garnished and ended up looking like offerings for an oracle..

this looks like poor people's food and a waste of igredients!

Op, are you from a poor family?

Is this a joke or you just want to be noticed as being a slowpoke?
A guy has passion for cooking, displays these online & people commend his skills, while others advice him on better options. You talk about being rich?
Are you rich and to what extent?

Food › Re: The Sweet Rice And Beans I’m Cooking by udomma1005(m): 1:11pm On Nov 01, 2022

obagofizzy:
Hahahah e Dey now boss

When I grow up, will certainly chop life like u ehhhh kiss

Culture › Re: Ijaw Women Of America Elect New Executives With Deborah Abbey As President And by udomma1005(m): 10:13am On Nov 01, 2022

akwesenana:
Am urchin to the best if my knowledge, is a young child who is not neatly dressed and roams about aimlessly.

And going by this definition, it's wholesome to address another ethnic group on social media and tag it "catching cruise"?
Very interesting.

Culture › Re: Ijaw Women Of America Elect New Executives With Deborah Abbey As President And by udomma1005(m): 10:09am On Nov 01, 2022

akwesenana:
Am urchin to the best if my knowledge, is a young child who is not neatly dressed and roams about aimlessly.

And by this definition, it's wholesome to address another ethnic group on social media and tag it "catching cruise"?
Very interesting.

Culture › Re: Ijaw Women Of America Elect New Executives With Deborah Abbey As President And by udomma1005(m): 8:35am On Nov 01, 2022

akwesenana:
Sorry, is urchin reserved for a specific tribe?

Definition is what I asked to ascertain if it's derogatory or not!

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