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Gombs: ..Well, number 6

There's dis girl, anytime she wanna come over my place for the night I by default have this answer why she can't

1. I really love her
2. I show her to all my friends, both male n female
3. I love moving with her I public n during day times
4. I dnt keep in touch with ex..they kip in touch wif me
5. I answer calls infront of her, with loud speaker sef
6. I really love meeting her friends n relatives sef


OP, your theory is kinda not true sha

BTW she nearly always say "I think you have another lady somewhere"
Dat sentence sabi vex me die eh, evn wen I've done 1-6 above and much more sef, wen she says dat my answer mostly is "I wanna go home now, cnt start proving wot you said is a lie" or "I'd be quiet"

Cos really, she's d only one...d ONLY one

Women sha, I cnt understand em

Mr. Seun and other ogas at the top,gombs should be banned for violating Rule 21

Mr. Seun and other ogas at the tops,i hope all those who have violated the rules in the course of this trend have been banned duly,if not just remove those portions of the rules that have been violated.
I am watching you ogas like EFCC Oooo

Please i don‘t understand how STONE THROWERS is an insult,i need xplanation,tankz.lmao

When i saw this topic in d morning it was “...once a cheatER is always a cheatER“. I caught headache & refused 2 comment. Tank God it has been corrected, my headache has gone too

Another story again?

People,especially nigerians are already in hell,why tell dem wat dey‘re feeling but what dey need. It‘s obvious

Okworigeorge: ok Op....mama iyabo, giv me bread n ewa, top am wit stew(no b oil o). serve am wit virju milk n 3 pure wata...1 more tin, if u gt groundnut mak u mix am wit d beans....OP, kum join me o

Bros no mess/fart inside dis room if u chop those mixtures finish ooo

Una just dey here dey speak plenty grammar about immortalized robot,when north korea release dia nuclear bomb soon na den una go understand reality,even dat robot go perish. Mtcheeeewwwww!

Op, i can see only one advantange & one disadvantage. I believe d mnp stuff will b fair. We need 2 give it a try

Only champions & leaders are most jealoused & hated.
Thousands will hate man united,ten thousand will hate barca,hundreds will hate bayern munich. It‘s natural but i love all d clubs & i watch dem play & thrill me. Eyimba 4nife

There‘s a law prohibiting such marriage in nigeria. D Marriage Act,2004 sections 32 & 35 - 48 & D Matrimonial Causes Act sections 3-5. U cannot marry a person dat is related 2 u by blood(prohibited degree of consaguinity) or related 2 u by marriage(prohibited degree of affinity)
It is a ban & will only b allowed in exceptional circumstances like wen u‘ve already impregnanted her unknowingly

More than 75% of these signs has been happening since 2000years ago. D real sign of endtime is rapture,wen d sacrilegeous one sit at d holy place & rule over d earth

A Greek footballer,katisdi giorgor has been banned for life after he celebrated his goal with a salute in nazist style. D Greek FA considered d salute provocative & insultive,remind relatives of victim molested,sexually harrassed & brutalised by adulf hitler during d war. www.operamobilesport.com

So crazy,i‘ve been banned!
My oga at d top has warned me not 2 talk about my oga at d topest ;DSo crazy,i‘ve been banned!
My oga at d top has warned me not 2 talk about my oga at d topest

Shocking news! Mali has never played at the world cup since their break into soccer world.
Unbelieveable! Please someone tell me this isn‘t true. Link-
www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/mali-closed-to-brazil
They‘re currently on 23 spot in latest fifa ranking

Those have written b4,if u have anoda text 4 a make up,know dat ur cut off make is not enough so endeavour 2 rewrite. Tank u

If u‘re invited den pass d computer test but if u‘re not invited, u failed. It‘s not just by prayers oO.

The 5mb on glo Gbam is a scam,they don‘t give any daily 5mb. Mtcheeeeewwww!

The National Identity Management corporation(NIMC) has started sending messages to those that applied for various position to print out their examination slip in preparation for their forthcoming test. “dear applicant,please print your exam slip for nimc job from www.nimcjobs.com“ is what i received yesterday night.
It seems the date & venue of the exam will be on the slip.

ISAKABA
SHIKAYA
SKULL MOUNTAIN
PASSION OF CHRIST

So chris brown has actually caused d pope 2 lose faith in God & resign so cheaply.
He can stay up 2 90 years & work as pope. John paul could barely sit yet he continued 2 work as pope until he died.
Wat is he resigning 2 do or achieve

It‘s chelsea 2:1 wigan

Just because mali dey train boko haram members una just use anger dey score dem; it‘s not fair o, nothin concern d boyz oO

Scratching ur ears with a clean fowl feather gently

Joseph yobo

El-Rufai defile/profane the name of christ & his mother mary magdalene. El-rufai has on his twitter page yesterday cracked an expensive and stupid joke of nigerian politics,using Jesus christ & mary as sex caricature.
He said; if you talk about the federal govt like Ekwesili,okupe, maku & co will say you are saying Jesus christ is having sex with mary magdalene..
If it were prophet mohammed‘s name,muslims all over d world would have started riot & destruction of things.
What a mess for el-rufai anyway!

What information is etisalat spreading about discount in their call rates. Can someone tell us the official call rate of etisalat network and the purported discount offer

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LMAO-laff my arse out
I tot N.A means Not Applicable(rather than Not Admissible)

It‘s a good policy shaa but i hope it won‘t kick bucket or lie in limbo like d cashless policy

I pray we always come up positive like dis 4rm dis year on-ward

I‘m sure b4 facebook database capture such info,google would hav bin years in it