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FamilyRe: 10 Things Your Mother Never Told You… Warning! This Will Leave You In Tears! by Uffakowoicho(m): 6:13pm On Mar 16, 2015
but these are not secrets,only a fool n an ingrate will not know these n appreciate d marvelous deeds of his mama.
it pains me each time i remembered what i made her pass through for me.i cannot honour my mama enough
PhonesRe: Smartphone Thieves Will Hate This New Android 5.1 Update. by Uffakowoicho(m): 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
so d phone recognizes only d owner?what if it is on at d time of theft or loss will it turn itself off or deactivate?
dem want sell another specie of phone,so to boost market,dem go add up one useless tin like say no b human being write d software or invent d device undecided
HealthRe: Advices Needed Urgently. I Want To Petition 7UP PLC by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:58am On Mar 15, 2015
u can only get verdict for d money spent in buying d drink,since u. haven't suffered any damage in consuming it.d company can however b fined by d court n dat money goes to even a more careless government coffers.
what a pity
HealthRe: HELP PLS...Very Hot And Badbreath Coming Out From My Nose.. by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:50am On Mar 15, 2015
u don collect one evil spirit wife bah? gen gen gen! just find one man of God for deliverance o
CelebritiesRe: See How Your Favorite Celebs Would Look In 40 Years(wizkid, Genevieve & More) by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:33am On Mar 15, 2015
where tonto dike n timaya own?
CelebritiesRe: 2015 List Of Highest Paid Female Musicians In Nigeria And Their Fees. by Uffakowoicho(m): 11:50am On Mar 14, 2015
how many show dem dey attend per month? dey fit make 5 shows per year without new song or performance? longing for glo advert jarey
FoodRe: 15 Ways Of Drinking Garri by Uffakowoicho(m): 5:15pm On Mar 13, 2015
garri and palm karnel vs. garri and indomie
Forum GamesRe: Where Is The Cat In This Picture by Uffakowoicho(m): 3:00am On Mar 08, 2015
it's a dead cat,i saw it's ghost near d sink
FoodRe: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by Uffakowoicho(m): 11:25am On Mar 04, 2015
there's one pardi soda or something soda.i hope u re aware how refreshing those drinks were
RomanceRe: Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by Uffakowoicho(m): 10:12am On Feb 27, 2015
a girl dat gives u a Mouth Action and send u to the peak of ecstasy is called zenith bank.
mine is however koso'owo bank
EducationRe: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria... by Uffakowoicho(m): 10:46pm On Feb 26, 2015
op u forgot "i am gandoki,the father of garba,gandoki the..." what about binta n co. lovely days of education
CelebritiesRe: D'banj And Tonto Dikeh Strike A Pose As Tonto Flaunts Boobs by Uffakowoicho(m): 7:22pm On Feb 25, 2015
i can't see her second leg,or d banj cover am
RomanceRe: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by Uffakowoicho(m): 6:37pm On Feb 19, 2015
beauty is in d eyes of d beholder not in d eyes of d acclaimer.hahaha
where ur pix madam beauty
RomanceRe: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by Uffakowoicho(m): 6:10pm On Feb 01, 2015
advice for girls wey don throway am

RomanceRe: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by Uffakowoicho(m): 6:03pm On Feb 01, 2015
i know say u go don masturbate tire na only (p)enis remain.
just bcareful b4 dat one happen.may God help us all
RomanceRe: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Uffakowoicho(m): 10:47am On Jan 26, 2015
so the lady should plant a GPS device on him so as to monitor him to observe those fact
PhonesRe: Tecno L6 Discussion Thread by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2015
why didn't u snap the power pack or power bank? i know the battery is wack
TravelRe: Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos by Uffakowoicho(m): 12:23pm On Jan 12, 2015
OP "people do" and not "people does".
jos' cold is crazy,dis year's experience is like in 1998 many new borns couldn't survive it.Moscow in Nigeria!
CultureRe: Handsomeness Of Middlebelt-nigerian Men by Uffakowoicho(m): 6:41pm On Jan 08, 2015
idoma boi

Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:44am On Jan 07, 2015
no matter how osho~free girls chop you reach na toilet go enjoy am atlast
abeg ask Google for d meaning
RomanceRe: Need Advise:she Is 35 And Doesn't Even Have Toasters by Uffakowoicho(m): 8:02am On Dec 25, 2014
we have many things in come save for d fact that I'm male and girls don't need to come toast me.i don't have any girl friend and I'm feeling i can stay single all my life. advice me please
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by Uffakowoicho(m): 10:32am On Dec 14, 2014
I'm a natural celibate,i have had sex since i was born,I'm 34 now n have no relationship nor partner.i kissed 3 girls btw 1999,2002 $ 2009. mine is natural n i can stay my whole life in celibacy
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Performance At APC Primaries Shows His Weakness - Former CNN Reporter by Uffakowoicho(m): 5:02pm On Dec 11, 2014
it's a pitiable abysmal dismal dat dis so called reporter does not know what is land slide victory,considering d likes of atiku,kwankwaso n nda,core northerners as co_contestants.pulling over5000 votes to me is grand_land slide victory wish preserves buhari's popularity.
that indeed is above 70% and no weakness should be ascribed to that.thank u
CultureRe: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by Uffakowoicho(m): 3:13pm On Dec 07, 2014
person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket o
person wey u know for night u no go take torch dey check am for afternoon o
person wey i fit beat i no dey pray make God help me again
mouth wey chop plenty pepper no get love for yaghch o
CelebritiesRe: I Have No Boyfriend And Am Not Looking For One Either - Genevieve Nnaji by Uffakowoicho(m): 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2014
u really don't need a boy,all u need is a man friend or a husband.
I'm 34 n i don't have a girl friend neither am i looking for one.i only need a woman friend or a wife.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Ozone Layer Is Growing Back by Uffakowoicho(m): 5:28pm On Sep 16, 2014
all the albinos can smile big .pray answered grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Could Be One Age Forever, What Age Would You Choose? by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:54am On Aug 27, 2014
50 where u're neither young nor old,u enjoy what d young n old enjoy n celebrates multiple birthdays@ 50
hahaha!
FashionRe: What Is The Name Of Your Body Cream? by Uffakowoicho(m): 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2014
engine oil and karnel oil embarassedengine oil and karnel oil
Christianity EtcRe: Giv God A Great Name From Yr Heart by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:58am On Aug 04, 2014
fear killer
confidence builder winkfear killer
confidence builder
Christianity EtcRe: Giv God A Great Name From Yr Heart by Uffakowoicho(m): 9:57am On Aug 04, 2014
fear killer
confidence builder
Jobs/VacanciesDSS Recruitment,2014 by Uffakowoicho(op): 11:13am On Jul 02, 2014
DSS,department of state security service is recruiting.only first class and second class applicants in any discipline .Application is to be submitted at applicant's state office of Dss before end of August.see mallam nasril el~rufai Facebook's page .

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