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Romance / Re: 11 Terrible Mistakes You Should Never Make After A Breakup by Uglymind: 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2019
Yuceeluv:
Heard about HPV for the first time yesterday. I never knew something like that existed. Its really scary.


Yeah early symptoms are poxes similar to chicken pox on the private part..
Its also called genital warts
Romance / Re: 11 Terrible Mistakes You Should Never Make After A Breakup by Uglymind: 10:33am On Jan 16, 2019
First of all.......I just want to give thanks to the Almighty God for touching the head of scientists ,bringing them together to produce BABY OIL,..The Almighty God has known that there is no hope again in all this Nigerian girls.. From one problem to another.. What can a Nigerian girl contribute to a relationship.. Sex? Why do guys suffer and spend a lot just to have sex ? Sex sex sex ... STD is real.. If you are not afraid of HIV fear HPV or staphylococcus you can still contact those two with protection..

Let's be wise
The side effects of using baby oil will be little and cheap compared to contracting STD

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Romance / Re: (Not too late)Romancelanders fun thread #10yearschallenge. by Uglymind: 11:06am On Jan 15, 2019
Valerie47:
Here cheesy cheesy cheesy
Lol

Romance / Re: #10YearsChallenge: Curvy Lady's 10 Years Throwback Vs Recent Photos by Uglymind: 7:39pm On Jan 14, 2019
First of all.......I just want to give thanks to the Almighty God for touching the head of scientists ,bringing them together to produce BABY OIL..The Almighty God has known that there is no hope again in all this Nigerian girls.. From one problem to another.. What can a Nigerian girl contribute to a relationship.. Sex? Why do guys suffer and spend a lot just to have sex ? Sex sex sex ... STD is real.. If you are not afraid of HIV fear HPV or staphylococcus you can still contact those two with protection..

Let's be wise
The side effects of using baby oil will be little and cheap compared to contracting STD

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Romance / Re: TheBoobMovement Founder Lets Her Boobs Out As She Explains The Goal by Uglymind: 6:27pm On Jan 14, 2019
shocked
First of all.......I just want to give thanks to the Almighty God for touching the head of scientists ,bringing them togeether to produce BABY OIL..The Almighty God has known that there is no hope again in all this Nigerian girls.. From one problem to another.. What can a Nigerian girl contribute to a relationship.. Sex? Why do guys suffer and spend a lot just to have sex ? Sex sex sex ... STD is real.. If you are not afraid of HIV fear HPV or staphylococcus you can still contact those two with protection..

Let's be wise
The side effects of using baby oil will be little and cheap compared to contracting STDS

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Romance / Re: Don't Commit Suicide Yet, You Promise To Lick My Thing. - Lady Tells Asiwaju by Uglymind: 8:33am On Jan 14, 2019
First of all.......I just want to give thanks to the Almighty God for touching the head of scientists ,bringing them togeether to produce BABY OIL..The Almighty God has known that there is no hope again in all this Nigerian girls.. From one problem to another.. What can a Nigerian girl contribute to a relationship.. Sex? Why do guys suffer and spend a lot just to have sex ? Sex sex sex ... STD is real.. If you are not afraid of HIV fear HPV or staphylococcus you can still contact those two with protection..

Let's be wise
The side effects of using baby oil will be little and cheap compared to contracting a sexually transmitted disease..

Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Deeone Dragged For Saying Dino Melaye Should Be Treated With Respect by Uglymind: 2:59am On Jan 14, 2019
Who is deeone?.
What does he do for a living

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Romance / Re: Mention Two Celebrities You Would Cheat On Your Boyfriend/girlfriend With. by Uglymind: 1:34am On Jan 14, 2019
Amakababe:
hold up. He never said he was gay, he simply admitted "TYLER THE CREATOR IS MY BOYFRIEND", and that doesn't mean anything. The whites are free with themselves, and the relationship could be simply platonic if you look deeper. I can say "AMAKA IS MY GURLFRIEND" or "RIHANNA is my girl crush" doesnt mean i want to see her nàked or I'm coming out as lesbian bcuz I'm STRICTLY DICKLY. It only means i admire something about her, like beauty or we've been really close for a long time. A CELEBRITY IS NEVER GAY, UNTIL THEY COME ONLINE AND TYPE IT OUT OR SAY IT OUT!!!!(bcuz they're bound to have rumors, as per famous people)
Tyler the creator on the other hand, knows this is a joke, and you can see it from his reaction that day.

Meanwhile, Jaden dates a lady called Odessa Aldon, since 2015 they've been together. Try harder.

Small girl

Politics / Re: Soldiers Detonate Boko Haram IEDs In Borno State. Photos by Uglymind: 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2019
pedrilo:
Pls buy equipments for our soldiers.
In saner climes bomb detonation squard have a special body protective vest.

So mad people full this country

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 13th January 2019 by Uglymind: 5:18pm On Jan 13, 2019
Where can I stream this match
Celebrities / Re: Boluwatife Balogun Sends Traditional Wears To Ayo For His 3rd Birthday by Uglymind: 4:25pm On Jan 13, 2019
Joystark:


Be body shaming people up and down, when u cannot even create an ant

You're wicked

Romance / Re: The Funniest Couple Conversation You May Ever Read by Uglymind: 3:43pm On Jan 13, 2019
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Mention Two Things You Know Are Sweeter Than Sex by Uglymind: 4:42pm On Jan 11, 2019
1.Masturbating
2.Credit alert

But nothing is sweeter than masturbating with your baby oil
It feels so good!

Music/Radio / Re: Falz Shades MURIC, APC, PDP And Senate In New Video Titled "Talk" (Watch) by Uglymind: 8:15am On Jan 11, 2019
Nice one from falz
Romance / Re: I Hate Relating With People by Uglymind: 7:53am On Jan 11, 2019
Gaspardd:
Too much bad energy.
Who is with me?
I am
Mine is even worse

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Romance / Re: How Do You Manage The Urge For Sex? by Uglymind: 9:34am On Jan 10, 2019
Masturbate and chase money!

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Crime / Re: Man Publicly Fights For His Girlfriend After She Was Gang Beaten By Four Ladies by Uglymind: 8:35am On Jan 09, 2019
ValCon888:

That was how i fought an okada man she was insulting and after everything she still broke up with me.

Dislocated my jaw for nothing

Some girls are not worth fighting for.

I no fit laugh

Romance / Re: See What Two Female Students Were Caught Doing At A Party, That Got Many Talking by Uglymind: 6:59pm On Jan 07, 2019
That boy on black ,...... grin

Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Slays In Mini Denim Skirt by Uglymind: 4:03pm On Jan 07, 2019
Crime / Re: Meet 16Evie 16-year-old Nigerian Porn Star Dragged Over '40K Premium' Invitation by Uglymind: 12:14pm On Jan 07, 2019
I'm not suprised
Car Talk / Re: How To Drive 2019 G-class SUV Through The Water Explained By Mercedes by Uglymind: 10:46am On Jan 07, 2019
Wow
Education / Re: What Are Those Courses You Won't Advise Anyone To Study In Nigeria? by Uglymind: 7:37am On Jan 07, 2019
Deicide:
Computer Science
Why?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Nairalander's Photo-realistic Drawing Of Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Uglymind: 11:53am On Jan 06, 2019
Slimszy:
Greetings everyone, my name is Kalejaye O. Tosin, a Nigerian Photo-realistic artist.

Here is my drawing of Zlatan Ibrahimovic made with Graphite and Charcoal pencil on Paper.

What are your thoughts?


Impressive

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Romance / Re: . by Uglymind: 8:08am On Jan 06, 2019
Paxie55:

Energy draining.
Weakness.
Your mind will always be channelled towards it.

I mean for consistency.
For men, masturbation may help prevent prostate cancer. Toxins build up naturally in the urogenital tract. Men who ejaculate over five times per week decrease these toxin levels. This significantly lowers their risk of prostate cancer.
When men ejaculate, a little cortisol gets released, which is the stress hormone. This boosts their immune system.
Masturbation can release stress and tension from the body by flooding the system with endorphins. Endorphins trigger a positive feeling in the body and can lead to sound sleep.
With age men naturally lose muscle tone even in the penis. Masturbation or regular sex in a way exercises the pelvic floor muscles and prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence.
Masturbating releases feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lifts your spirits, boosts your satisfaction, and activates the reward circuits in your brain.
It can enhance your relationship with your partner since you know yourself physically.



The advantages outweighs the disadvantages by a far margin
Romance / Re: I'm Fat, I Have Cellulite, Folds, Big Tummy & Stretch Marks - Nigerian Lady (pix by Uglymind: 7:58am On Jan 06, 2019

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Romance / Re: . by Uglymind: 7:50am On Jan 06, 2019
Paxie55:
Lol.

She should get a grip of herself biko.
Masturbating every night, una be correct super Mike.


Tell that whenever the thought comes to her mind, she should take her bible and read, sleep or watch funny movies, go out with friends and see that there's more to life than masturbation.
It kills faster than normal sex.




How?
Computers / Re: Laptop world clean sales : Warranty On Laptops : Delivery nationwide by Uglymind: 6:58am On Jan 06, 2019
balosammy:
hit me up on
07014945955
very clean and perfect like New
How much
Romance / Re: Why Are Pretty Girls Attracted To (not So Fine) Ugly Boys by Uglymind: 12:48am On Jan 06, 2019
there are so many children on nairaland

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Music/Radio / Re: Teni - 'Uyo Meyo' (Video) by Uglymind: 12:24pm On Jan 05, 2019
Onyi22:
Another trash loading, I can't waste my MB downloading dat rubbish coming out from that Fat,Shapless Teni, How come she even made it to the Music Industry? Just because she is an Afonji girl..... Yeye dy smell


Jealousy dey smell

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Slay Queen Gets Mobbed Over Her Massive Backside (Photos) by Uglymind: 2:06am On Jan 05, 2019
shocked

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