diadem10:
See Atiku state. Couldn't even uplift his communities despite the billions he looted after overseeing the privitisation of our properties to his thieving cronies.

Thank God for Buhari coming in to stabilize us through this recession which happened because jonathan failed to save despite earning 60% more than Buhari. Note the global fall in the price of crude oil from $110 per barrel in 5 years under Jonathan to a paltry $50 per barrel under Buhari administration yet Buhari was able to give us many project such railway, Baro port, Revival of fertilizer mills etc as well as keeping us afloat through the recession while surprising Iweala and Soludo who all predicted recession in the coming years regardless who wins between Jonathan and Buhari in 2015.

PDP, Neva again.

please,check the list again.I saw something that look like Kastina.The last i checked,the first man in Nigeria is from kastina.

If u are an election official,u see a child that u can swear with ur two balls the he/ she is underage,what do u do? is underage voting not another means of snatching ballot box or election rigging.

Kidaholic:

My Life, My Problem
When you get yours, treat 'em like trash.
Mind you, there's a huge difference BTW toasting and bugging, girls hate being bugged all the time and yes that's where the partially ignore part comes to play. Toasting on the other hand implies remind
/showing her how much love her, little things you do that makes her feel you
Take me for example, I'm a guitarist (acoustic) so I sing her love song like Ed Sheeran's "All of the stars" which she enjoy so much, at times she even asks me to play something for her during calls.

If I am what you call a weak man, then I'm proud to be one!

please, do u need a deputy girl friend?

NwaAmaikpe:




Alhamdulillah.
Nothing brings more joy to my heart than seeing the teaching of our prophet inscribed in the impressionable hearts of these young ones.
This way they will never grow up to depart from the truth or be led astray by Kafirs.

Imagine they already know that male and female should not mix. The females are submissively seated at the back just the way the prophet taught us.
Unlike the conventional schools where boys and girls sit together encouraging feminism.

I have no problem with the state of this Karatu centre. What matters is that knowledge is being imparted.

will u be able to sleep after typing this?

The North that need all the animal dance like,lion, cheetah,dear zebra etc.No one is saying anything about them

Omeokachie:
Na when dem count us nau?

i blv them,this last census,i and my family were not counted infact my compound no dey inside oooo

Tout and lout.It is lout not tout. bachelor's eve is wrong.eve means the day before

magicminister:
Naija is a very very dangerous place for females.
We all know someone that has sexually assaulted women or been a victim of sexual assault.
My cousin was raped when she went for POST-UME in Uniben.

Our culture accepts and encourages such behaviour. Instead of helping victims, We brand victims derogatory tags like "runz girls", "slay queens", "ashawo" and all that. We have to do better.

Us men should rise up and protect our women.
Even if a girl is drunk and passed out, its not a reason to rape her
Even if you freely spent alot of money on a girl, its not a reason to force yourself on her
If someone entrusts their child into your care, do not sexually violate that child
If you find a stranded child, help the child
Masturbate everyday if that is what it takes to control yourself.

Please this has to stop!!!

u are the apply of my eyes

magicminister:
Nice!!

If yorubas and igbos unite and work together to break the northern hegemony, Nigeria I’ll become Dubai in 10-20 years.

I’ve never seen so much intellectual capacity concentrated within two tribes in any African country like that of the igbos and yorubas but we keep getting ruled by mostly illiterate northerners that can’t tell their right from their left!!

Ibo amaka, Yoruba Amaka.

Let’s work together!!!



Igbos are political disorganized.
Yorubas keep aligning with the wrong side.

If yorubas bring their political expertise and vast knowledge and igbos bring their doggedness and innovative spirit, it will be an excellent combination. We will rotate president and Vice President amongst ourselves until we fix Nigeria.

y only u come collect all the sense wey dey this world? u too make jooor

Atiku dont waste ur energy on Igbo votes,use yoruba person because u already hv Igbo votes as APC dont hv any chance in Igbo land.U need yoruba to disintegrate yoruba.Someone who can compete the votes with osibanjo.

AK481:


Sorry bros,no vex o.
I don think this thing well.i say make I ask you,

Why don’t you want Biafra to leave in peace.

best question ever,i love u pass my boyfreind.Lol

Please ,is it true there will not be another batch till june/ july next yr?

Good morning my people,please i need help on how to teach literature in primary school.What are the topics to teach them? I know topics to teach in normal literature class but dont know if the same can be applied in primary classes.Help a sister

Went to Atm,waited for 2hours only to discover it was my schl ID i came with.I nearly cried that day.

Please ,someone should help me.I hv done my jamb regularization 2 times yet is still showing admission not given.I hv written to jamb but no reply yet.

Fuqman:
Nothing can compare the succulent kisses and touches of a woman, her warmth, her cuddles, her wet tightly pu*ssy gripping ur d*ck. Her smooth sensation and heart to heart conversation... Sex doll die dia...

guy abeg,u dey turn me on.My boyfriend no dey,stop tempting me oooo

Mine was " wrong" i was spelling " rong"

Dpharisee:
IVF conception.
This is also an advert for the hospital that successfully carried out the IVF process. Congrats to the family.
The only issue is that the rate at which the IVF is producing boys, the number of women in their generation could be far less than men and this can have some consequences, see places like India where men now outnumber women due to high abortion of female foetuses and the regular incidences of rape.

if u knw this woman u will not be mentioning IVF. This is a woman with four children,one room apartment,husband is a keke driver,hardly feed,the husband almost escaped.The last i checked,IVF is for the rich

Stycon:
Learnt from this piece and wanna share it with you guyz. I hope you find it useful too.

1. First come, first served

The proper way to write this expressions is "first come, first served," because the people in the scenario will be served in a specific order. The idiom is often mistakenly written as "first come, first serve."

2. Misplaced apostrophes

Adding "apostrophe 's'" to a noun indicates possession. A common area where people misuse apostrophes is with last names.

If your last name is Johnson and you want to invite people to a party, the invitation should read: "The Johnsons invite you to a summer soirée," not "The Johnson's invite you to a summer soirée."

3. i.e. and e.g.

These two abbreviations are often used interchangeably, but their meanings are different. I.e. is Latin for id est, which translates to "that is." Thus, i.e. should be used to clarify something.

It can informally be replaced with "in other words." "He is training for the marathon before work, i.e., he puts in over a dozen miles each morning."

E.g. is short for the Latin "exemplī grātiā," which means "for example."

"I've recently started cooking with local ingredients, e.g., tomatoes and corn."

4. Whet your appetite

This common phrase is often incorrectly written as "wet your appetite." "Whet" means to sharpen. Thus, "whet your appetite" is correct, as it indicates that you're sharpening, or prepping, your appetite to enjoy a meal.

5. Invite/invitation

Formally, "invite" is a verb, and "invitation" is a noun.
However, the English language is constantly evolving, and Merriam-Webster now allows for "invite" to be used as a noun as well.

Thus, both "I haven't responded to her invite yet" and "I haven't responded to her invitation yet" are correct, but the former may annoy some of your more grammar purist friends.

6. Pique your interest

People can often distinguish between the homophones "peek," which means "to look," and "peak," which refers to the top of a mountain or a similar shape.

However, "pique" is used in the phrase "pique your interest," because "pique" means to excite or energize. Thus, if something "piques your interest," that means that it excites you.

7. Brands and 'they'

A brand is a singular entity, thus is takes the pronoun "it." "Kleenex is my favorite brand because they have the softest tissues" is incorrect, since Kleenex is a singular noun.

The sentence should read, "Kleenex is my favorite brand because it has the softest tissues."

8. Piece or peace of mind?

As "peace" and "piece" are homophones, or words with different spellings and meanings that sound the same, be sure to use the correct spelling to be clear on your meaning. "Peace of mind" refers to serenity. To give someone a "piece of your mind" is to harshly express a concern.

9. Then/than

Another classic case of word misuse is between "then" and "than."

"Than" indicates comparison. "I have more time than you do."

"Then" is an adverb used to indicate time. "I had a meeting, and then I went to lunch."

10. Due diligence

To do your due diligence on something is to do a very thorough job. However, "due diligence" is often mistakenly written as "do diligence."

"He exercised due diligence in preparation for the case" is the correct, as it means that the subject went to great lengths to get ready.



Source: https://www.businessinsider.com/grammar-mistakes-almost-everyone-makes-2018-8?IR=T


Hey lalastica, does this worth more views?

tout and lout

teemy:
Actually sarcasm of when some men say they want a 'house' wife

my friend ur brain dey work wela

trustyshoess:

A lot of those testimonies are true. How many Nigerians do you think can afford ivf? It's not a simple procedure. It requires experts and high end equipment and is therefore quite expensive especially being that there are chances it won't work

u are the apple of my eyes

fraspree:
“Firstly women over-30 have a lower fertility. If you want to build a family with these old donkeys be prepared to possibly have a downs syndrome child.

When you marry a 30+ woman, you’re marrying her 30+ joysticks she’s had over her long life on earth. She has more bodies than a grave yard.

Women over-30 are very bitter from the wasted prime spent on failed relationships she hoped would lead to marriage.
Now that you’re marrying her, she should be grateful, but she’s not. She’s always just angry.

By marrying a woman over 30+ you are investing everything in a rapidly depreciating pleasure provider that has already lost a lot of its aesthetic value…

She will be wrinkled in the next 5 years and already having back problems.

Many guys these days are marrying early 30’s women, and then, almost immediately – Bam!.

It’s over almost before it began. Its because you are trying to make ancestors housewives. Leave these dinosaurs.
Marrying an over-30 woman is like buying a used car 1Km short of its 120,000km servicing.

The over-30 woman can fix herself up enough to fool the prospective provider/hubby for a short while, and once the line that is dotted is signed her true colours come out.

Many women who are not married in their late 30s today ever saw it coming.
They had a plan: finish their first degree, masters, a job, a promotion, make money, be independent and settle down by 30, latest 32.
Over the years, they turn down potential husbands, go on a partying spree like they have frozen time, only to arrive at 35 with nothing to show for it other than a dead end job, a car, and sometimes a child from a relationship that never quite worked out.

So, now they are stuck in a phase where they will never find a man of their dreams and have to settle for any man who will be gracious enough to even suggest marriage.

By now, all those flimsy and shallow standards they used to have are gone, humility is their second name.

I have seen many women on Twitter in their 20s buy into the misguided, feminist belief that men & marriage are bad for their academic & career advancement.

What feminism does not factor in is that the older a woman get, the less a chance she stands of marrying someone desirable.
This is a fact of life, don’t come here with your Nywe Nywe Nywe misogyny… VOETSEK

Very few men would marry a 35+ woman when we live in a highly hypergamous (act of marrying someone wealthier than you) society.
There are plenty of young and hot beautiful women ready to settle into a marriage where they play the second fiddle as long as the man provides.
It is good to be ambitious, even better to break the stupid glass ceilings, but at what price?

Bottom line, at some point, you will need a man in your life. My experience of having observed women 30+ has proven that they mostly live a life full of regrets.

Let me share with you from my observations the signs that a woman is likely to end up single, and lonely and stay away from these types!!

1. She values education and career over marriage and relationship. She’s always throwing statements like “Marriage isn’t an achievement”

2. At age 30+ she has more liquor in her refrigerator than fruits and vegetables.

3. She can take down more shots than any of her peers at 30+ who have kids

4. She’s into smoking cigarettes and addicted to weed.

5. Her idea of fun at age 30+ is a night out with the girls.

6. At age 30+ she still insists on only dating men based on what their career is or according to his achievements. “He’s a lawyer” “He’s a doctor” “He’s an engineer” “He’s Successful.

7. The idea of cooking for a man is a total turn-off to her.

8. She has never forgiven her father for abusing her mother, or her first boyfriend used to abuse her and she now thinks every man is violent and controlling.

9. She is so much into fashion, and hair-styling she doesn’t want to be identified as being old in her circles

10. Her job involves a lot of travelling.

11. She can easily find a parking spot at Taboo than her way to church.
My brother if you find an ancestor over 32+ Love yourself…… run for your life from these dinosaurs.

coming out as menstrual blood would hv been better than forming as a human being.Anyway,i blame government for not making condom free at least to save us from the likes of u.

Jirate:


Why Not Tell Us How Akpabio Tweets Are Like, There Is Always A Picture of His Prick, Abi? ....... Dummy.

chai! u allow the small custard i manage see this moni to pour frm my mouth as i dey laugh for this ur question

IsaAbubakar:
don't tell me this lady is getting all these money from acting
even endorsement sef

professional ashii everywhere

If this news was about Yul,Mike etc what would you have called them?

Ejimagift:
USA is just a change of location. Doesn't mean you're fulfilled or successful. Your mum is dumb.

How much was condom the yr you were conceived? How could u be this brutal?The last i checked this woman is not buhari.So y imposing ur frustration on her?

Jokerman:
This is bad.... may God keep the remaining soldiers.... however why always Southerners....

because the northerners soldiers are in the east,west and south.Flexing no war down here

AZeD1:

What did you do(drink/eat/smoke) to come up with this sh*t?

Do you know the work of a mechanical engineer? Heck do you know the job of an engineer?

my brother is learning mechanic at papa chioma's mechanic shop.He is a graduate of mechanical engineer.

Pls someone should help me.Cough want to take over my life.I hv finished two bottles of cough syrup to no avail.Any drug that cn handle it within days will be appreciated.I cough out some irritating things.

franchasng:
Hey ladies and gents, I am here to reveal to you, some of the major reasons rich guys marry rich ladies.

This thread is not talking about some classless guys who by chance or luck or whatever reason stumbled upon big money not really wealth per se because wealth comes with persistent gathering of riches with years.

So before you read further, note that Yahoo boys and their likes are not rich by my own standard!


Truly rich guys don't and will never marry a poor or broke lady, and you know why

1. Their Daily Activities Run Opposite Direction:

In as much as majority of women wish, desire and daydream of getting married to a rich guy, many won't achieve this not because they are not pretty and sexy, but because their daily activities does not match with the daily activities of rich guys, which makes it highly impossible or let me say, difficult for rich guys to get to see them often.

For instance, Paddy Adenuga who we all know is a rich guy, wakes up, prepares and heads straight to his office to start the day's business activities, where he will be probably be meeting with other top company CEOs, directors, top bank marketing executives, brand ambassadors, etc, and maybe during lunch, he drives down to his usual lunch spot at maybe Lagos Atlantic or any other top class restaurant to have his lunch, and probably heads back to his office from there to continue meeting with other top executives and business gurus in his field.

While he is doing all these....Folake, a very pretty girl who has been daydreaming of marrying a rich guy like Paddy Adenuga is at home with her phone logging in from Instagram to Facebook to Snapchat to Badoo to Twitter, changing her best photoshopped and filtered photos hoping to catch one rich guy that will end up marrying her.

Folake refuses to get busy with a career or business that will increase her chances of meeting potential successful guys.

Advice to Folake:
Start a business and be dedicated to it, or get a job, if you can't get one, learn a trade, something like fashion designing, etc, maybe from there, you might get to make a dress that Paddy Adenuga's sister or niece likes and from there, she makes you her regular designer and gets to introduce you to her family members and you may probably get to meet Paddy Adenuga or other of his rich brothers and cousins who may probably fall for your beauty haven get to see you as a dedicated, hardworking, pretty fashion designer and not just a usual fine girl they come across everyday and possibly chop and clean mouth

pls Paddy is not rich.Adenuga is rich i dare not argue with u on that.Dont add Adenuga to his name and see if anyone in this country will know who he is.When u want to gv an example of rich guys pls use someone that made his money or who started frm the scratch.

pol23:
APC PDP ADC....let's leave party now.
Let's be real here.
What has Abiola done to deserve this?
Have you heard about ITT?
Abiola is just a thief like Buhari,Obasanjo and the likes of them.
Hypocrisy is when APC Sue GEJ for honoring MKO with Unilag and jump up when Buhari declare another day as the democracy day.
Same thing APC did when GEJ removed subsidy..occupy Nigeria,they're feeding people at the stadium ,bring various artist...and when buhari did...nobody said a thing...not even the NLC.
Back to the matter...Abiola is a man that died for his selfish Ambition...as a matter of fact what I loose when that Man died can never be quantify..it's way too much...
Yes I was just a little boy then,but our parent and their finances has a big role to play in our life.
Abiola is another Buhari...just hyped without the people asking themselves what does he have to offer or what has He done in the capacity He had served.
If Buhari had died before He became the president,zombie will be shouting the only man that would have save the country don die...But God made them see the old man lack Capability and sense to govern a local government talk less of a country...
Now we're here.
Talk one thing that Abiola had done in the capacity he had served.....The man died chasing his selfish ambition.

please do u smoke? if yes what brand? i want to supply the one that will last for a yr.U made a whole lot of sense.u are one of the best thing that has happened to Nigeria.