₦airaland Forum

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He wants to eat his cake and still have it

Rossikk:
YOU HAVE NO SHAME. WHAT STOPS YOU FROM PRODUCING TOOTHPICKS? YOU EXPECT GOVERNMENT TO PRODUCE TOOTHPICKS FOR YOU? WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU BLAMING IF TOOTHPICKS ARE NOT PRODUCED IN NIGERIA? THE BLAME LIES SQUARELY WITH YOUR LAZY SELF WAITING FOR MANNA TO FALL FROM HEAVEN. GOVT WILL ALSO WIPE YOUR ASSS AFTER YOU SHIIT ABI?

IN FACT..

The dude I quoted asked a question and I replied him and I never criticised or blamed the govt .

Flexherbal:
Does that means we have been importing pencils?

Not only Pencils even toothpicks

lrguru:
pls bloggers in the house, how do bloggers receive the money they made into their account in Nigeria. I need to know because a friend is interested in blogging but need to know some few things and this too.

I believe there are good online business guru's here that could be of help, as I already have promised him that I will get him an answer.

Is that your friend interested in blogging because of the money or what?

ESCROW system

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youngaz:
Iz dat black guy iz broda ni dey kinda luk gud togeda sha.......make i go find my 3 years old betday pics put am for nairaland also ...wu knws i might make it to FP





HBD papa flavour

Ya that's his brother the dude is a DJ

DualCore1:
Re-order it and choose DHL. There is a 50 USD fee for using DHL however you are guaranteed to receive your card in 4 days (with tracking).

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Infohelp:
reorder again bro... when i reordered, it took just 8ays before i got it. make sure your street and state sort code is correct

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Infohelp:
THANKS I HAVE RECEIVED IT

Wow nice... I ordered since last year October but I am yet to receive it. The post office guys come make me da waka up and down.

SA

USB= united state of bayelsa

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Environer:
And Enugu?

Airport flyover

Environer:
And Enugu?

Airport flyover + many more

NigerianMusic:
At first, one might think it’s just a mere social media daughter, but digging further we found out she’s his biological daughter. She even wished him happy birthday with beautiful birthday message few days ago that the Reggae Blues singer added a year. And has in the past shared many pictures and moments of herself together with her Mom and dad (Harrysong.)

> http://hypenigeria.com/2016/04/06/meet-harrysongs-22yrs-old-daughter-carlisa-who-has-an-unbelievable-ukwu/

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3571481_carlisasongz12716498431107367085465336008133n_jpega48e58bfd28f75276c3bedbc0d361352

According to google Harry is 35 (March 30, 1981) and the said daughter is 22 that means Harry had her at age 15 #issoryt

So after digging further can you provide us with some evidence like medical report, birth certificate, DNA test result or any of the things you found after digging abi no be you dig am !!!!.

Harrysong VS Panama

Best Regards,
Chris.

True or False

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CEOcountry:
Errm, i was compelled to join NairaLand. i did and was not active. i later was compelled again to get active.... (dont ask me who compelled me o..... lol)

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today... ill be giving out

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Ill be giving it free

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You can get yet to be released songs on MTN music+

ujoatu:
All is ready as Gov Rochas Okorocha is set to Commission Shoprite in Owerri

Tomorrow him go carry am put for newspaper,billboard,TV call am the good work of APC

Xposer:
Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg seems to have a very good working relationship with his employees. The 6th richest man in the world with a net worth of $35.7 billion -shared on his page a photo of a trap set for him at Facebook headquarters by his Nigerian software engineer, Olaoluwa Okelola..

He captioned the picture; One of our engineers set a trap for me using an Oculus sensor. I'm not going to fall for it, Olaoluwa Okelola!

This is how the trap was set; When someone (Mark Zuckerberg) eats the nuggets, the cable will be yanked and the box falls on him -trapping him in the process...but he (Mark) found out on time and averted the "danger"....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-how-nigerian-man-set-up-facebook.html

If you try this in a Nigerian company Dem go give you VIP sack letter

Mystorybase.com

cozy7:
GCE result will certainly not be out wen OAU will begin their admission, bcoz GCE result comes out around November. Best option d person had is to sit for NECO which it's registration is currently on.

GCE is November/December

Parkac:
Before you proceed for Change of course, endeavour to check the post-UTME cut off marks for all universities and polytechnics in Nigeria from http://campusportalng.com/jamb-cut-mark-universities-polytechnics-nigeria/

Bros how correct is this cut off mark

Donald3d:
MONEY WISE I accept and even better than him, character wise- i reject it in Jesus name, that guy is an ass

Lol

agarawu23:
don't try the bolded. Thank or curse me later in future.


You already know Nigeria party na. especially if they know say the husband no base Nigeria. I doubt your 200 won't turn to 500 (your wife church members alone gan)

The only option is to rent a good hall with security and it will be only with IV pass.

That's the only solution make it based on IV but he might turnout to be the wicked and stingy type after the security must have bounced out like 100 extra people

Donald3d:
cOOL !!!!!, I have always admired her tenacity,

LESSON : The moral of the story is that she used her time well, and unlike some people here she didnt waste her time fighting for FTC,FP, begging for likes .Be productive people !!!! use your time well !!!!, God's Speed. #DonaldHasSpoken

Donald Trump

Is that not a Cruiser bike

that bike is expensive oooo

I haven't seen someone riding a cruiser around I only see the regular Sports bike.

I went somewhere while returning this police guy stopped us his name is Sunny (I have forgotten his Surname/Number) so he started shouting at the driver because the guy previously gave him a bad money.

He said:
"U no my right and you no what I can do. U no that power Pass Power u thought I was a fool and you gave me torn money abi see am warning you don't try it again or I will deal with you"

holuphisayor:
Can i see ur channel? Maybe u'll use a partner network. U can drop ur whatsapp if u nid help.

Ok drop your email address let me get across with my number