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CrimeRe: Man Caught Sleeping With His Teenage Step Daughter In Akwa Ibom. Photo by ujampie: 5:36pm On Jan 24, 2019
Hmmmmmmmm...... Sexual harassment and rascality is an epidemic bedevilling our men of today....... Control your sex drive to save your self from colossal embarrassment..
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Narrate Your Past To Your Partner by ujampie: 5:46am On Jan 21, 2019
Am sorry to say this........ Am not a fan all this relationship stuff but there are some past I can't tolerate especially ABORTION AND SINGLE MOTHER....
RomanceRe: Guys!! Is It Wise To Give Her The Spare Key To My Apartment? by ujampie: 5:33am On Jan 21, 2019
I can't allow any lady a wife role in my life when am apparently not ready for engagement,..... Or better still doing home chores and having my spare keys. For you to appreciate a lady more, she needs to be far a little and not always available........ You might get used to her and break up with her bcus of excessive closeness, before you know it she will do your property harm......
PoliticsRe: My Mother’s Death A Big Loss, Says Jimoh Ibrahim by ujampie: 5:23am On Jan 21, 2019
Rest well mama...... Such a great lost....
CrimeRe: How Ladies Should Guard Their Pants From Evil Acts - Opinion by ujampie: 9:30pm On Jan 19, 2019
Very soon they would start using the skin tight...... God have mercy on our younger men whom wish to make it to the top with poor ladies destinies..... Mind you, pant theft is real, pant rituals are real too.... Females also steal pants too.... So as a lady always protect your clothes and everything you wear under your honey � pot,,,,,,
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Rock Igbo Traditional Attires by ujampie: 6:47pm On Jan 18, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Just look at that beautiful BENZ...

How many pants man pikin go thief wen go buy this benz?
Chai.......... Can you imagine your odd and ridiculous thoughts........ May God help our youth...
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Rock Igbo Traditional Attires by ujampie: 6:46pm On Jan 18, 2019
IGBO AMAKA 4LIFE
PoliticsRe: Osoosi Day: Ooni Of Ife Steps Out Barefooted From The Palace 2 Itapa Temple(pics by ujampie: 11:51am On Jan 18, 2019
Chai
Foreign AffairsRe: Bodies Of The Terrorists Killed In Kenya Riverside Attack (Graphic Photos) by ujampie: 1:37pm On Jan 16, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Will Allah still give them 77 virgins after this?
They died in the Hands of infidels, so no virgin or heaven for them..... Hmmmmmmmm such an irony of life..
CelebritiesRe: #10YearsChallenge: Linda Ikeji Shares Throwback Photos Of Her Cars by ujampie: 6:40pm On Jan 14, 2019
Nice one already..... She's been making it for so long...
CelebritiesRe: Simi And Adekunle Gold Loved Up In Throwback Photos by ujampie: 12:05pm On Jan 09, 2019
Humble beginnings..... More like besties
RomanceRe: What Is The Biggest Lesson You Learnt From A Past Relationship? by ujampie: 5:08am On Jan 08, 2019
Love is a compound word and relationship is a level playing ground........ Give your best to it and don't give your all, just to avoid being hurt at the end of it all. ... A partner cheating on you doesn't necessarily mean you aren't good for them, but in their own quest for exploit...... Go for a cool headed lady whom is contempted with what you can offer..... Run from flashy lights slay Queen �... They would run your savings down and still cheat with your uncle.
CrimeRe: Makeup Artist Scary Experience: "Yahoo Ritualists: No Nigerian Lady Is Safe" by ujampie: 2:14pm On Jan 07, 2019
Ritual everywhere
CelebritiesRe: Cee-C Slays In Bum Shorts (Photo) by ujampie: 12:57pm On Jan 07, 2019
Hmmmmmmmm....... Mary Kay sisters
PoliticsRe: 2019: Federal High Court Restrains INEC From Accepting Any Candidates From Riv by ujampie: 11:56am On Jan 07, 2019
Too bad for APC in rivers state
HealthRe: Hayat Foundation Reaches Out To The Less Privileged And Disabled Persons by ujampie: 8:42pm On Jan 05, 2019
Chai........ The man in the last picture.... Hmmmmmm
CrimeRe: I Only Killed One Person, Blinded Another, Says Suspected Cult Leader by ujampie:
Cultism everywhere...... Hmmmmmmmm God have mercy....... Can u replace the life you've taken?.... You still have mouth to say u killed only one...

CareerRe: My Salary Is Way Lower Than My Colleagues, I Am In Pains!! (please Advice) by ujampie: 6:08pm On Jan 03, 2019
Chai....... Too sad.............
FashionRe: Oluchi Blessing Nwizugbo Wins Face Of Okija Cultural Pageant 2018 by ujampie: 4:30pm On Jan 03, 2019
One million this new year... Hmmmmmmmm such blessings come my way oooo.... Congratulations to the winners... .....
She actually looks like my bestie..........

CareerRe: 7 Deliberate Ways To Start 2019 By Being Patient And Trusting Your Journey by ujampie: 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2019
Great job OP.... M.. you are a master at what you do...... May God bless you for such a master piece ( especially ur advice on social media madness)...... God bless ur family.. Work hard cuss you are hitting the top already....

CrimeRe: Army Declares Perry Brimah Wanted For Raising Funds To Feed Soldiers by ujampie: 1:48pm On Jan 02, 2019
Nigeria my country......
CelebritiesRe: Kingsley Amafibe And Wife Mimi Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary With Family Pix by ujampie: 10:11pm On Dec 30, 2018
Happy anniversary Boss
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Looking Dapper In A Tuxedo As Host Of Miss Africa Calabar 2018 by ujampie: 12:49pm On Dec 28, 2018
Nice wears
IslamRe: Is The Basmalah (بِسْمِ اللهِ) An Actual Verse Of Al Fatiah Or Not? by ujampie: 10:48am On Dec 28, 2018
Allah be praised
IslamRe: No New Year Celebration, Special Prayers, Etc. by ujampie: 10:41am On Dec 28, 2018
Good morning all ...... Preach on my brother..... Let's pray for more peace come 2019.......

IslamRe: Is It Obligatory To Obey A Ruler Who Doesn't Rule According To Book Of Allah? by ujampie: 10:40am On Dec 28, 2018
Good morning all
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Beat Thieves Till They Look Like Identical Twins (Photos) by ujampie: 5:26pm On Dec 26, 2018
Why was the beating only focused only on their faces?.... Ehhhhhh...

FoodRe: Name The Food You Hate, But Other People Like Eating It by ujampie: 9:47am On Dec 25, 2018
Indomie.........

FamilyRe: See Moment A Little Boy Kicked His Mom's Pot Of Stew While Dancing(See Reaction) by ujampie: 6:02am On Dec 23, 2018
Beating alone has ended his Christmas � enjoyment

CelebritiesRe: I Don’t Depend On Movies Alone To Make Money –mercy Aigbe by ujampie: 5:49am On Dec 23, 2018
It's her success...... Let her succeed more

HealthRe: 10 Morning Wood (Erection) Facts You Probably Didn't Know by ujampie: 9:04am On Dec 22, 2018
...my brother easy ooooo............. Hmmmmmmmm.......
buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place cry

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...grin

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least ..... sad

SportsRe: Jose Mourinho Spotted For The First Time After Sack by ujampie: 9:59am On Dec 20, 2018
Earned more after being sacked...

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