nnenna.1:



Seun said that

Tolexander: seun said that?

Yes he did! Although he replaced the 'dckk' word with 'joystick'.

Btw, why are you guys surprised he said that? He's just as human as you and I; not a stereo-typed computer geek with zero social life.

Now, back to the cannabis; we need to rename the weed from 'igbo' to 'yoruba', what do you think??

Tolexander: who are you refering to?
Come out straight!

I'm referring to the boss of NDLEA and not the minister of Agriculture

Btw, I'm straight! As straight as a happy joystick (seun, 2012)

Lol @folks trying so hard to see the silver lining in this dark cloud; this report came from the boss of NDLEA, not from the minister of Agriculture

#nairaland rules 8 and 9 has been broken#

Onlytruth:
They however hailed Jonathan over the release from prison of Major Hamza al-Mustapha, just as they promised to get most voters in the north, especially North West to support and vote for him.

According to him, Major Mustapha’s release would not have been possible by the ordinary fiat of the court if not for the underground work of Alhaji Bamanga Tukur and the consent of the executive of the President Jonathan led administration

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http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/2015-northern-elders-youth-endorse-jonathan/

I'd love to keep the bolded. The info will be very useful in the near future when some peeps will like to tell us that the release of Al mustapha had no political underline and was not influenced by GEJ just to score some political points.

Abacha had more endorsements!

#Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha '98#

PapaBrowne:

Some fellows are just simply unintelligent!! So you want Jonathan to steal money like Tinubu and use it to build fertilizer plants in his name before you understand that the role of Government is to create an enabling environment?

Why is it lost on you that for over 30 years, not a single fertilizer plant had been built in the country by the private sector then suddenly in 2 years of GEJ, 3 companies suddenly just start building plants valued at $6 billion.

You need to up your intelligence man. Read, watch documentaries, play IQ games and think creatively. It would work.

Smh! If our past presidents have this kind of shrewd mentality, we wouldn't have had four (4) functional refineries, ajeokuta steel mill, eleme petrochemicals, onne fertilizer plant etc. Damn, we wouldn't have had 3rd mainland bridge, onitsha bridge and so on. The private sector is mostly not interested in investing in the country mostly because you can't guarantee them adequate power supply. Tell me how GEJ has provided the enabling environment? By blowing hot air that he would fix the power sector? 3yrs later, where are we? About to fix!
The Nigerian environment is not business friendly, and GEJ is not doing much to improve on it. All the 9 refineries at Egypt is owned by the Egyptian General Petroleum Corporation. They are still run and maintained by their government which is not relying on private enterprise to come and run their economy.

Let your Gej keep running around the whole continent 'begging' people to come and invest in the country. They will sure be having a nice laugh at him. You don't lure private enterprises by kissing their a'r'se; you lure them by providing basic facilities like power, efficient transport system, security. The few that invested already are having a hard time keeping track of the oil they drill; all because your GEJ has empowered militants like tampolo to legally steal oil in the creeks.

Don't quote me again if you have nothing meaningful to discuss.

#team-ar-s-e-lickers#

billante:

Notore plc has revived onne fertilizer plant and are producing,http://www.notore.com/index.php/about

indorama are building one of the biggest fertilzer plant at eleme petrochemical complex, dangote is also building Africa biggest urea/fertilizer plant in edo to start production 2015

So WTF are you blabbing about!?

Dude, did your post above in any way contradict the fact that the presidency has no plans of either building new fertilizer factory or reviving the moribund one? Thank God for the few private individuals that still has the interest of this country at heart by making plans to build factories. If left for the FG, we will keep importing and importing; even toothpicks.

You would expect a country of over 160mil people to have more than 6 functional fertilizer plants and not rely totally on private firms to build them.

#team a-rs-e-lickers#

Maggi all the way! knor cubes on soup is a taboo! #for me actually#

Maggi rocks!

Sincere 9gerian:
Crumbs? Well, if the past leaders had delivered these basic things, you chose to call "crumbs", the current president would have taken things several steps forward.

[b]Meanwhile, bad-belleitis is a killer disease. Beware!![/q]

So is a-r-s-e-licking! Deal with it.

#Association of a-r-s-e-lickers# this is the 3rd thread you guys are opening today; just to praise the mediocre performance of your pay master.

Taharqa, jmine, lastpope, solomon will soon join.

kutchs:
Listen up bro, I dont care what y'all say.I dont care weda it was imported or produced locally, all I care is that I have fertilizer to improve my farm yield ok. When the fertilizers get to you pls dont collect bc it was imported na you sabi .

Besides, I have as much right to celebrate what I like, it is not ur right to decide what I celebrate or condemn. I have seen enough of GEJ to celebrate him, aint nothing bitter and sad souls like you can do.

Its understandable that you would rejoice at crumbs being thrown at you. I was just trying to show you the bigger picture; the one that will allow you to buy fertilizer much cheaper than the subsidized price because it is locally produced. The one that will diversify our economy, make us produce more and consume less.

But you prefer the crumbs being thrown at you!

#team-a-r-se-lickers#

maximunimpact: Hello Gejites,

In order to put credibility and a more realistic aproach in bringing fresh air into nairaland, if any1 have a programme or achievement innitiated and accomplished by GEJ, kindly share to make belivers from anti-GEJ folks out there.
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Still waiting for a response to this clarion call.

Ohhh! I have one! He has successfully depleted our foreign reserve, made our naira worthless, implemented schemes that causes economic sabotage, budgeted over a billion naira for his annual feeding, acquired more private jets and doesn't give a damn!

There it is! Didn't take me 12 seconds to compose that.

#a'r's'e-lickers#

kutchs:

The distribution of fertilizers is going on presently in all the 16 lgas of Taraba State. I just took selivering of one bag @ a subsidized rate though am not a full time farmer. Farmers in the state are all smiling cos they have never has it so good b4 now.

I can see how myopic you guys now are! You are praising the scheme that subsidizes fertilizer Seriously Are you kidding me? We have abundance of potassium, phosphorus and sodium in this country yet we don't have a single fertilizer plant that can manufacture fertilizer. Onne fertilizer plant at Federal ocean terminal, Onne, Rivers state has shut down for over decades now and can't be revived! Do you know how many youths a fertilizer company can employ? From the mining of the raw material, to processing, to production, to storage, to marketing etc; do you have any idea how many people can be employed both directly and indirectly from a single fertilizer plant?

They import and subsidize it for you and you're here licking their a-r-s-e!!! Poor lads with impoverished brain cells!

Another reason why prostitution should be legalized. At least, let it be directly under the portfolio of the Ministry of Women affairs; who will ensure that no under-aged girl will be licensed to practice the trade.

Good development! The impeachment plot against Amaechi has to be postponed indefinitely. Kudos to the lawmakers.

I said it last month when he was released. . .

ujchief: Wouldn't be surprised if he picks a PDP ticket next week.

I remember being accused and counter-accused on that thread.

Napoleon is always right!

ujchief: Wouldn't be surprised if he picks a PDP ticket next week.

I knew it, and I said it! Now the PDP in Yobe are wooing him make I laugh small abeg!

Any update yet?

I don't know if this SAN of a lawyer was just hired because of this case; if he has always been chdid's lawyer, he did a lousy job.
As a SAN, he should have filed for a restraint from the police which would have prevented the police from inviting his client in the first place. A SAN will definitely have a pal among the magistrates of the high court at ph that will easily give a restraining order according to the Legislative House Act. But he waited until his client was kept in custody before reacting.

Chidi did nothing wrong; he tried to protect the constitution according to the oath he took. His actions are protected by immunity and he CANNOT be protected.

Moreover, isn't there a police station at Rivers state? Why did he allow his client travel down to Abuja? Those at Abuja have no jurisdiction over this case at all!

What sort of SAN is this?

LastApostle:
Decisions you made on the floor of the house is covered by immunity and not the actions you took.

Its either you're dumb, or you have selective amnesia! The Legislative House Acts provides immunity for both words and actions taken by a legislator at the floor of the house. Stop misinterpreting the law, it makes you look dumb.

maximunimpact: Hello Gejites,

In order to put credibility and a more realistic aproach in bringing fresh air into nairaland, if any1 have a programme or achievement innitiated and accomplished by GEJ, kindly share to make belivers from anti-GEJ folks out there.

GEJ got accolades, let's make it known to Niralanders!

Yea! I'm waiting to hear the GEJ accolades. Apart from the propaganda of Lagos-Kano train that insincere-9jerian has been bugging us with, let's hear more white-lies.

#team-jobless-youths#

Association of deaf, dump and blind a-r-s-e-lickers!
#spats on thread#

Nanscenze!

Breakfast!

Wake up children: Beans with onion salad.

Is this in the right thread or should I move it to the worst food combination thread

Molue on air The only airline with planes that hit turbulence even on clear weather. I hope they stooped their air hostesses from selling dry meat pie for N1,000

The police PRO was wise enough to avoid responding to the question of them detaining him. They can't detain him without charging him to court, and since theirs nothing to charge him with, he had to avoid the question.

He's as free as a free man.

Bipi should be charged for treason.

Waiting seriously to see what they charge him with. Bunch of biased police officers, dancing to the gallery of the executive. Why didn't they invite Bipi and his bunch of touts that infested the house firstly? ACTION and REACTION are EQUAL and OPPOSITE!

Thank God that the Gaya led committee resolved that the president is behind the rift, supporting a minority of 5 that wanted to overthrow the house leadership and had also recommended that the police commissioner should leave. Two cannot work together unless they agree, and since its obvious that the governor and the police boss don't agree, the one that is not elected has to leave.

The BB desktop manager I have is quite different. It v4.6, there's no synch at the bottom right hand as you said, and there's no menu bar. There's just a main menu, with icons such as Application Loader, Backup and Restore, Device switch Wizard and Synchronize.

How do I configure my BB using this version.

Abagworo:

The road you are talking about was constructed by Amaechi and not FG and is Port-Harcourt/Owerri expressway. She died on East/West road at Elele Alimini.

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Same road dignitaries avoided that made them use an helicopter to the burial at bayelsa and Gen. Azazi died after an helicopter crashed.

Just saying.

Lol@ryhm, its called freedom of information. You may want to respect her privacy for personal reasons, but not everyone has the same personal reasons as you have.

So, please, feel free to share the second pix of her 'affected' body so that we can all join hands and condemn this barbaric act after seeing the extent of damage.
Thanks.

This thread is a huge success and has achieved its aim. I've been in Nl long enough to know how seun acts, so don't think he will swing into action immediately. He likes protecting his mods, and even when they are wrong like in this particular case, they will receive a warning. Its not like he is paying them, so they are actually doing him a favor.

He has seen this thread even before it got to its second page. Mynd will remain a mod, but must have been cautioned to review his ways. Two new mods will certainly be introduced since the section is becoming more volatile. Its obvious that if he calls for a vote for a new mod from the stakeholders, it might degenerate to a near fight as witnessed in this thread, and as also witnessed years back when mukina started a thread for election of new mod at the Romance section which saw supporters of sexkillz and those of 190 almost tearing each other's neck; so he will definitely appoint and impose; just like he brought in mynd when cuddle resigned.

Apart from all that I mentioned, don't expect anything from seun. He has seen the thread, r231 is a mod here and must have informed him long ago. Once again, this thread is a huge success.

Sincere 9gerian: The group began from an obviously biased point by stating:

"In the past few weeks, the Nigerian public has been inundated with claims of ‘unusual’ achievements by the administration of President.."
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Why do you find the phrase derogatory? Afterall, the government have been going on the media advertising what they termed "uncommon transformation". It is these "uncommon transformation" that the panel called 'unusual' in their report.

It is not an unknown phenomena that you avoid the truth and chase shadows. Instead of deliberating on the points raised by this panel of refined gentlemen of impeccable standard, you are chasing shadows.