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Technology MarketRe: Razer Blade 15, 16GB RAM, 256GB SSD, Core i7-8750H , GTX 1070 by ujem(m): 4:23pm On Feb 08, 2021
Hello is this still available and what is your best price?
AutosHonda Accord EX 2008 V6 Full Options For Sale!! 1.5M Slightly Negotiable by ujem(op): 8:16pm On Nov 15, 2018
Sweet Honda Accord 2008 V6 Ex For Sale Features include : leather interior,Navigation System,Reverse Camera,Premium Audio System,46k Plus Mileage[b][/b] VCM (Variable Cylinder Management) and Lots more call (08187770124)

EducationRe: Universities To Open Next Week, With Or Without ASUU - FG by ujem(m): 5:33pm On Nov 01, 2013
I dare say the reasoning of majority of Nigerians most often times is baffling and leaves me in a quandary. The Problems of Nigeria are caused and further encouraged by Nigerians themselves imagine an irresponsible government incapable of performing even the most basic of functions and senile idiots are cheering them on. Question(s) did the FG not reach an agreement with[b] ASUU in 2009[/b]huh Was the government forced to put pen to paper?? Why now that[b] ASUU [/b]is trying to get the government to uphold the agreement they willingly signed 4yrs ago; ASUU is being labelled the black sheep. The Truth is the[b] FG[/b] owes some responsibility to the People they serve(Not Lord Over) and the People have a responsibility to make the FG accountable until we begin to think along such lines then i'm afraid there is no future for us as Nigerians!!

Codedrock: WOW! I AM SERIOUSLY LOVING THIS. FUC.K THOSE BITC.H THAT CALLS THEMSELVE ASUU.. GO ON MR JONATHAN I AM WITH YOU! Guys wetin you think?
Like this post if you support me!
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AutosRe: Fairly Used ****2008 Acura Mdx**** / Mint / Used / Reverse Cam / Dvd / 2.5m by ujem(m): 4:11pm On Aug 30, 2013
Hi please what is the mileage on this vehicle and what's your best price also could you kindly paste pictures of the interior would be much appreciated.
PoliticsRe: Christiane Amanpour To Interview President Jonathan Tonight by ujem(m): 3:06pm On Jan 23, 2013
6 Times is even an understatement is it not obvious that GEJ is the dumbest individual to assume the mantle of leadership since the foundation of this hapless entity called Nigeriahuh Nigerians and our hypocrisy let's call a spade a spade GEJ is Plain Dumb!!

Flye: I felt insulted when one tweeter tweeted that she is 6x integent and exposed than my president, that is an insult to the whole nation an we never see that as nonsense. Well i don't blame him/her cos that is how we disrespect each other including our leaders
PoliticsRe: Drop A Comment For Jonathan For His 2012 Performance. by ujem(m): 1:11pm On Dec 18, 2012
Really yu must be high on cheap drugs e.g Panadol huh

dejust: He has performed well despite the enormous challenges ranging from security, corruption, ...etc.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by ujem(m): 12:46pm On Dec 14, 2012
hehehehehehe I laff in swahili the kidnappers don collect money they largesse you dey here Police they plait dada for your head with them gist say dem no drop moni

thelastPope: The kidnappers cannot make 1 kobo from this. It is the wrongest personality to abduct! When you abduct a personality of this status, you bring the whole of the nation's security against yourself, your family and even village! It is like a declaration of war! It is obvious the kidnappers panicked and drop the woman off and fled! Wrong move by the kidnappers. They probably thought this would mean big money for them but it is wrong judgement.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by ujem(m): 12:06pm On Dec 14, 2012
The voice of NPF

gboss4sure: No money was paid to anybody.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums May Take Over Nigeria – Afenifere by ujem(m): 1:54pm On Dec 13, 2012
Wrong Header Hoodlums take over Nigeria and not Hoodlums may take over Nigeria

Gbawe: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/hoodlums-may-take-over-nigeria-afenifere/
AutosRe: Clean Registered Honda Accord (2004) V6 1.150M Negotiable Call 08022220124 by ujem(op): 3:03pm On Dec 05, 2012
Kindly find attached pixs with the seats in view

solank: This car doesn't have seats or you just neglected to upload the picture of that part. Kindly share that with us

AutosClean Registered Honda Accord (2004) V6 1.150M Negotiable Call 08022220124 by ujem(op):
A clean Honda Accord EX 2004 Model is up for grabs price 1.150M Negotiable

This car is in fantastic working condition the only reason for sale is that the owner is upgrading to 2009 accord.

Features:


Mileage:72k
Factory Leather seats
Automatic transmission
6-loader CD, AM and FM player
Power windows
Power seats
Seat heaters
Steering controls( Volume & Cruise)
Power mirrrors
Factory A/C system
Alloy wheels
Driver, side and passenger airbags
6-cylinder engine
All 3 Original Keys Available

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Sets-up Committee To Examine Ribadu Report And Others by ujem(m): 10:32am On Nov 16, 2012
And you arehuh a total ignoramus i must say which scrutiny did govt do before removing oil subsidy earlier in the year and plunging the entire nation into a week of total chaoshuh

Billyonaire: What baffles me is that people have totally forgotten the roles of their state governments in. The nation state and pour all annoyance on the President even for their sour soups and overgrown weeds on their farmlands. GEJ is a President and not a governor, he is doing what is standard in governance, no government will implement a report of findings from any taskforce without scrutiny and white paper issuance. Nairalanders should educate themselves on standard procedures than insult people that are highly more intelligent than them.
SportsRe: Nigeria Needs N7bn For 2016 Olympics — Sports Minister by ujem(m): 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2012
Mr Globe honestly are you for realhuh

Mr. Globe:
some people are just plain stup1d. go check how much other nations budget for olympics. After the same folks complaining will say no medal was won. y'all think olympics is a childs play. you should be worried about corruption that will hijack the money
Christianity EtcRe: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by ujem(m): 1:28pm On Sep 22, 2012
Dudu_Negro or whateva you call your self please do us a favour and shut that hole in your face so because you insult what i hold dear i should go into the streets and start killing and maiming innocent people who have no inkling to our dis-agreement

Dudu_Negro: .....to the point of the post, it should be expected that Christians will react in outrage that the image of Jesus was tarnished by such a blasphemous revelation. The revelation was made by followers of Jesus. Who should this outrage be directed against?

Muslims do not riot and go wild when one of their own blaspheme against Mohammed. Its only when its done by non-muslims that they react this way.

In your family if your sister or brother insults your parent it is less offensive than when an neighbor insults your parents.......and you show your displeasure to the neighbor, right? This behavior is valid for all of mankind.

America may not go on rampage for Jesus but they surw went wild when France refused to support Bush in attacking Iraq. They brought out french wine and wasted them on streets and renamed french fries to freedom fries.

So what im saying is this behavioral pattern of becoming enraged when something we hold dear in our hearts is violated is a human trait, it is human nature to do so. What is sacred to you may not be sacred to me......what is patriotism ti me may not be a symbil if patriotism to you. We live and die by ideologies......it is human nature.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Orders CBN To Stop N5,000 Note Plan by ujem(m): 9:34am On Sep 21, 2012
Ohh Really and what happened to his ears during the January subsidy saga in which scores of Nigerians lost their lives??

Zenas212: Am really proud of our president. He is such a listening president always putting the interest of the masses first. May God continue to bless him and grant His wife quick recovery. God bless the federal republic of Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Celebrities At 2Face Birthday Party by ujem(m): 1:29pm On Sep 20, 2012
More like preggers to me!

hornipipe: Whatever happened to genevieve she looks sick huhhuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tricks You Played On Your Parents And Got Away With As A Child. by ujem(m): 7:46am On Sep 20, 2012
Haahahahahahahaha Ejine abeg this one really cracked me up you be real PDP Senator hope say you no they politricks now oo!! because e don tay wen you start grin

Ejiné: One of my numerous crimes was inflating my Junior WAEC fee like a PDP senator. I remember I presented popsie a looooong list of things needed to register for the exam, with 65% of the items being things I 'kurukerely' filled in there.
Chineke nna, come and see format.

Dad: Son, number 14 says "handling charging". What exactly is that?

Me: It's the levy that takes care of the charges for the handling.

Dad: Handling of what?

Me: It handles the charges.

Dad: Charges based on what exactly?

Me: The overall handling, of course.

Dad: How?

Me: I mean the charges.

Dad: Of what?!

Me: The handling!!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Releases 155-page Book On His Achievements by ujem(m): 7:38pm On Sep 17, 2012
Dear Dedike I think you must be delusional or on some kind of cheap drugs e.g panadol! shocked

dedeike: I don't know the document you read but I will chronicle my own assessment for you.

In Finance,
For the first time, our recurrent expenditure profile was cut down by 12% thereby increasing funds available for capital projects. Tight fiscal policies and due verification before release of funds for budget implementation. The creation and inauguration of the Soverign Wealth Fund for a three phased development.
 Bio metric evaluation of MDA'S  which has exposed massive corruption in police pensions and subsequent prosecution of the suspects by EFCC.  The  restoration of transperancy and due verification for subsidy claims to oil marketers by NOI.  Introduction of the new integrated online payment system which helps the minister monitor transfer of public funds across MDA's.

Our foreign reserves have risen again to a tremendous high of 41 billion dollars. 

In Energy, a lot of reforms. The president is keen on transparency and thus has set up probes into the sector viz KPMG AUDIT and AIG IMOUKHEDE. The president sought to close the window of corruption by removing subsidy but the cabal misled Labour into a protest. That notwithstanding, the reforms are still ongoing and the full deregulation of the downstream sector being vigorously pursued. 

In one year, the  FG had concluded the PIB which remains a landmark legislation that will revolutionarize the petroleum  industry and increase the stake of oil host communities in the management of their oil.
Refineries are undergoing repairs and an American company, VULCAN is to build six more new refineries.

For the first time in this country, a govt has engaged the oil cabal in an anti graft war. We have seen EFCC take subsidy suspects to court. No one is spared. Even the sons of PDP leaders are undergoing prosecution in court for subsidy loot

In roads, Zaria-Funtua-Gusau roads, Oshodi-Apapa with expansion and drainage works,  dedicated bridge frm liverpool roundabout to Tin can ports, trailer park, re award for reconstruction of ENUGU-Onitsha, completion of OWERRI -Onitsha,    9th mile, ongoing reconstruction of Benin-Ore-Sagamu highway measuring over 26km, Kano-Maidugri Dualisation. Keffi -Akwanga-Lafia,  Auchi-Okene being handled by Setraco. Loko-Eweta-Karishi bridge, Kolo-Nembe -Brass  to mention but a few.

Just last week, govt announced the re award of abandoned Abuja-Lokoja highway and the East-West road under SURE P.

In Transport, massive reforms at the ports. Sanitisation and reduction of operating agencies to 7. Introduction of 24 hrs ports operation. Ongoing Construction of light gauge train railways. rehabilitation of Minna-Kaduna line. Award for reconstruction of Lagos-Kano railine to Chinese giants CCCEC. Abuja intercity railway's too.

In  Aviation, massive reconstruction of major airports in the land, Enugu airport is undergoing total rehabilitation. The domestic wing of Abuja airport is also being reconstructed with expansion of roads and car parks. Same fr the international wing and the kano airports. 11 terminals are also being remodelled and rehabilitated.

Just this week, the govt secured a loan facility for the construction of new airport terminals for four major cities viz, Abuja, Kano, Enugu, Port harcourt.

In Education, establishment of 9 new federal universities in less than 1 year. Constructed 2 new campuses of the Nigerian law schools in Yenagoa and Yola respectively. Launched the Almajiri schools for education of itenerant Islamic pupils in the north wFhich Buhari and other northern leaders abandoned. Increased funding to almost 400 billion to education thereby setting an all time highest record. Reinvigorated the inspectorate oversight of schools leading to the revocation of some licenses from universities. Executed the landmark upgrade of university lecturers retirement age from 65 to 70. 

 In agriculture, for the first time in our history, we have a clearly defined agricultural policy which is targeted towards maximum utilisation of cassava for growth thru the launch of the cassava bread campaign. The policy is intended to reduce our reliance on imported wheat so as to encourage local production of cassava and it's conversion to flour for bakery. The FG has in less than one year eliminated the middlemen cartel that fed fat on fertiliser distribution at the expense of local farmers. Now through deregulation reforms, fertiliser is now accessible in the open market. he has also embarked on massive construction of silos and has increased import duties on the importation of rice in order to encourage local farmers. The efforts of the minister has been so appreciable that the world bank assisted with over 50 billion Naira for fertiliser redistribution scheme/ silos. The CBN has also set up a 500 billion loan scheme which is to assist farmers.

In power, the NIPP has been revived with the subsequent refurbishment of Afam, Alaoji, Calabar, GEREGU, Omotosho, Ihvbour, Egbema, power plants. This has led to the all time generation record of 4,477megawatts.

To address the problem of distribution,  the 18 successor companies have been slated for privatization.  The media is already awash with news of the proposed privatization. The reforms include the review of tariffs in order to ensure a cost reflective tariff that will encourage private sector participation in the building of gas plants. Already, this has started yielding dividends as SPDC has commenced processes towards building a gas plant in IMO state.

The best Petroluem minister ever, Diezani Allison Madueke, has responded to the  emergency need for gas supply to the power stations by completing several gas projects and pipelines to evacuate gas to the NIPP's. 

She has successfully  completed the 27kmX24inch permanent gas supply pipeline from Itoki to Olorunshogo via Ewekoro, all in Ogun State; the 56kmX24inch Escravos-Warri gas pipeline - doubling the pipeline capacity and enhancing gas evacuation from Escravos, as well as the 130kmX36inch Oben to Geregu pipeline.

The grand effect is the significant improvement of power nationwide.
PoliticsRe: Court Refuses To Stop Jonathan’s Impeachment by ujem(m): 4:57pm On Sep 14, 2012
News Flash Nigeria has long being in darkness and in the hands of the demonic forces!!

WAKE UP!!

sconsults: [size=14pt]There is an attempt by the demonic powers to usurp the seat of the nigerian presidency by the use of legistlative powers supplemented by demonic and satanic powers in order to throw nigeria into the hands of the dark ones and suck the life blood of the nation, so as to support the growth demonic and antichristic charade.
I want to tell nigerians to fight with all their spiritual weapons so as not to be demonized by theses agents of the foul spirits from the deepest craters of the bottomless pit.
Thus said the lord hear the word of the lord oh you men and repent for the kingdom of God is at hand[/size]
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Is A Good Farmer But A Bad Economist - Sanusi by ujem(m): 12:25pm On Sep 12, 2012
Confirmed i'm in full support of this
There is but one path.....
We Kill them!!
We kill them all!!!

(Spartacus)

petnkool: BY THE TIE THERE IS A TRUE RADICAL REVOLUTION IN THIS COUNTRY . ALL THESE COCONUT HEADS CALLING THEMSELVES ELITES WOULD BE ENDING IN JAIL IF NOT LYNCHED . THEY KEPT DEVISING WAYS TO FOAM MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE THROUGH ASSORTED POLICIES UPON POLICIES ...MANY OF UNA "MUMU" NO SEE AM . ANYWAY , TWO THINGS ARE INVOLVED :IT IS EITHER THEY TURN NIGERIA UPSIDE DOWN TOR WE START LYNCHING THEM NOW .
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Monaliza Chinda In 2012 Shoot Out by ujem(m): 5:36pm On Sep 09, 2012
How na?? I think yu must be high on cheap drugs e.g Panadol cheesy


kulyie: Shes soooo beautiful,as far as am concerned shes prettier than d over hyped geneieve
HealthRe: Normalcy Returns As New Lagos Doctors Resume by ujem(m): 10:20am On May 11, 2012
Hmmmmmnnn I weep for this apology called Nigeria!!Hard working men and women are given the boot Just because they ask for fairer working conditions whilst illiterates and semi-illiterates rule us and reign supreme collecting Jumbo packages! for doing absolutely next to nothing in case many have forgotten it takes 8-10yrs to become a medical doctor given Nigeria's sorry educational system no thanks to the same idiots in government yet some people have the temerity and audacity to taunt and laugh @ this Noble men and women yet we root and cheer for thieves.. shocked
PoliticsJonathan Has Started Panicking But Ngozi Okonjoiweala Threatens To Resign If: by ujem(op): 5:58pm On Jan 04, 2012
Latest information reaching us from the FEC Meeting:

World Bank stooge Mrs Ngozi OkonjoIweala has threatened to resign from the Federal Executive Council (FEC). A source in the presidency hinted that Mrs Okonjo Iweala the Honorable Minister of Finance who also doubles as the coordinating Minister of the Economic Council on Wednesday during the first FEC meeting in 2012 threatened to quit the cabinet if President Jonathan should bow to pressure and reverse the removal of fuel subsidy.
AutosRe: Pick This Mazda Millennia For 800k by ujem(m): 5:01pm On May 21, 2011
can this fly for 700k ?? pls post pictures of the interior too
AutosRe: 2002 Acura 3.2 Tl For Sale! by ujem(m): 9:51pm On May 19, 2011
1.5M for a Naija used Acura guy yu must be kidding hw much come be the toks na??
AutosRe: 2004 Volkswagen Passat by ujem(m): 10:40pm On Sep 02, 2009
Luvly ride , But the manual transmission just spoilt it for mi
CareerRe: Should I Quit My Programming Job? (Can't Cope) by ujem(m): 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2009
Na wa o!!!
Why should u quit ??
You should only do that if u don't have any interest in programming or IT as a whole,
I recently switched jobs i am an Oracle person by training n was asked to develop an application using VB.NET
My broda at first i was like what the, huhf****K

But i learnt VB.NET in one Week!! since then i never looked back so my broda d sky is d limit u can do it!!
Just believe and study the rest is history,
ProgrammingRe: Principles Of Great Coding by ujem(m): 12:20pm On Feb 05, 2009
Always have comments in your code especially when scripting this allows for easier understanding by a third party,
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 1999 Model 4 Sale by ujem(m): 4:02pm On Jan 27, 2009
Can we buy something we can't see abeg do the necessary o jare!!
Jokes EtcRe: Warning: Only Geeks Will Find This Funny! by ujem(m): 4:01pm On Jul 27, 2008
Nice One Jare na only geeks fit appreciate these lines
I feel ya
RomanceRe: "just Friends" = Very Rare! by ujem(m): 1:01pm On Jun 10, 2008
lol
i totally disagree with you fine there is a thin line between friendship and other things however when this has been clearly defined
and mapped out there is no reason why you could not be friends with members of the opposite sex and very good friends at that.
However u must never cross the line between friendship and relationship or sex because once you do you neva knw what lies on the other side
most times the outcome is neva gud

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