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tintingz:
The Titanic was built NOT to be sinkable but it is sinkable ONLY IF it is hit by rock, iceberg creating a break or hole for water to gush in. It is even hard for storm to sink Titanic.

A balloon is design to float, it can only come down when it hit by a sharp object.

You're the irrational person here.

My friend, according to dictionary, UNSINKABLE is not being capable of sinking, the inability to sink.

Need I tell you that a comment was made about TITANIC that even God cannot sink it?

Since it finally sank, it then means that it was NEVER UNSINKABLE

If you sell me a balloon telling me it's of the best quality and I buy it and later, it was knowingly or unknowingly punctured by or with a sharp object, I have no problem with you
BUT
If you sell me a balloon telling me it's unpuncturable, I pay for it and right before your presence throws it at a sharp object knowingly and it gets punctured, my guy, it's only my self control that can stop me from doing something irrational to you in a civilised environment.

SalamRushdie:
You dont have understand me okay ..My thinking realm is far different from yours it seems ..Bottom line is that nothing will happen to any ant the day Obasanjo son gets married jsyt because his megalomaniac mum suffering from delusions of grandeur said so

Surely our reasoning differ greatly.
It's good that you've finally realised that any perfect thing has no dent even against all odds. A 100% that was a 100% in no longer a 100%. #fact.

I never supported her claim neither did I condemn it 'cos I don't understand it. I am still indifferent about her claim.

I'm glad I made you realise that just because one is travelling in an armoured car is not a guarantee of safe trip.

SalamRushdie:
You are the stupid one if you don't know ..Those engines are more trusted than any juju or any prayer you can utter ..The odd of two power plant failing at once is 1 to 1 billion and whats the even that your prayers can bring down a plane on that day Zero !! ...Yes the Titanic was unsinkable if it had not hit a really big iceberg ..Was it designed to hit an iceberg NO so if you put two grenades in a plane engine what will happen ? Of course they will shut down because the planes engine was not designed to operate with a grenade in it ..

Guy try and use Ur head for once please because I am tired of having diatribes with 1D thinkers

Thanks bro for corroborating what I said earlier about your reasoning, it really came in handy .

... and engine failures are the only cause of plane crashes just as bad engines and/or bad brakes are the only cause of road accidents and poor body build the only cause of ship wreck, right?

The TITANIC was unsinkable but it SUNK so what's the evidence of its unsink-ability?

I guess it's better to have 1D thinkers with witty and straight reasoning than having UHD thinkers with reasoning issues after all.

SalamRushdie:
The Obasanjo are clearly megalomaniacs who think their selves more important than they really are ..Imagine this woman believes that some Boeing 737 with two working General Dynamic power plants will just fall from the sky just because her yoruba son wants to marry Nonsense nothing will let happen if her son marries only Jollof rice and meat will suffer in Ogun state

Lol, my guy you couldn't be more stupid.

... and TITANIC (the well acclaimed unsinkable ship, the strongest ever made that the mumu wey talk am say even im papa no b God can sink it) sunk in its first outing despite its perfectly working condition.

Shey if ah vex na e go b lyk say ah two dey vex, ba?

CYBERCRIME:
Please can someone recommends a good system for me, the system we normally used for Auto-card and other HD drawings and app, Watching movies and playing games etc a very strong brand
I5 or i7 processor, good battery life. Between the price of 100k to 150k. If is more than the price you can still recommend. Please recommend more than one ooo thanks.

My gy u can get it within that range but not in a brand new option. U can get a 3rd gen i5 (over 2.5ghz) with dedicated graphics card of about 1gb for about 130k (used one)

Goin for a brand new one will cost u a fortune say about 250k and above (according to ur budget).

U can look for Dell or Hp.

I can suggest HP probook 4540s wit 3rd gen i5 (2.6ghz to 3.2ghz) 1gb Radeon graphics card and 4gb ram or above plus great specs too.

I owned it and was satisfied with it.

Gud luck.

LatestAmebo2:
As shared on Instagram by Paul. He is pictured watching cartoon with his son. Money! Money!! Money!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYS-zWjs-8/?taken-by=rudeboypsquare

SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!

dhardline:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Reasons I've always suspected that this man was called

by his Belly and not by God but a lot of Nigerians don't have the spirit of discernment. Well

newsflash people more of them will still be exposed cause mighty men have taken the matter to

God in prayer. Let those who have eyes pray that they might see.

My gy reason things wella naa, all these allegations with its supposedly evidences neva showed up until after the agitation over his comment regarding the attacks on Christians. Bro reason things wella naaa.

Inspire08:
Who else got an email recently stating that you passed the minimum mark after the siwes test and will be contactd soon??

I did too.

Anyone received a message from them yet?

Anyone received any message from them yet?

Anyone here heard from NLNG since the exam was written? Let us know.

pessotto:
Client, name, or password is not correct; log on again

even after creating new profiles with new email accounts.

Send me your details let me see if I can start registration for you and then you complete it. Request for my email if you agree.

deewon56:
can someone re-register of the same account used to register to correct some mistakes?

No. Since it does not recognize that email as yours, you don't have access to it hence you can't correct any mistake in it.

pessotto:
For several days now, I have been trying to login to the NLNG SIWES Portal.
1. When I create a profile by filling in the page, I check the box at the bottom right and then send it.

when I send the form is supposed to you know indicate that it has been accepted.
but nothing happens and when I try to re-register the the same name again it says "the email is already assigned".

before this I was able to successfully register my sister last week and it went smoothly.

I am trying to register a friend now.
Is any1 experiencing this as well.?

I experienced it too. I had to create another email then register with that email. I advice you do same so that you don't get unfortunate.

deewon56:
I think nah only one is required to choose out of the wan u mentioned sir?

No, all that I mentioned are needed bro.

AlphaMaximus:
I've read the stuff multiple times, its just a general guideline.....I'm specificly asking for the Qualifications section of the application. Just wanna know if Supervisory Level HSE Appreciation is a valid "qualification", as far as this SIWES application is concerned

The guide states that you are required to upload I.D card, SIWES letter, School fees receipt and passport. Education details. No requirement mentioned in that guide but strongly feel it's necessary for an advantage to you, then go ahead.

AlphaMaximus:
Good Morning house. Abeg, under qualifications , can one include certifications like HSE(Level3:Supervisory Level) , or not?

Read the 'HOW TO APPLY FOR SIWES' to know the things needed from you.

AlphaMaximus:
Thanks mehn

Thank God bro.

AlphaMaximus:
Pls what is one meant to fill under location?

Alpha It is your location i.e the town you are in. E.g. Yaba, Ikeja, Iyanipaja, Owerri, Onitsha, Awka, Port Harcourt, the town in the state you reside.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
screenshot of your application please

It's confidential bro. Just check and see for yourself that the link is open.

On what grounds did you make draw this baseless conclusion? I was expecting to see papers with a A LETTER OF APPLICATION SCATTERED addressed to Nlng at the NLNG entrance but alas! I only saw a neatly packed envelopes at one end of a wall. Now let me tell you, NLNG is not the ONLY company in that site, there are about two or three other companies also developing their site right there at Eastern bypass. Secondly, NLNG's jetty is also located along that eastern bypass and lastly, there is no concrete evidence showing that it is at the entrance of NLNG's site so there are chances that the NEATLY kept envelopes was kept at that spot to attract the attention of pedestrians so that the owner who misplaced it while either going to Bonny island or to any other company located there can pick it up or worse still, you took those files next to your door step, snapped it and posted it here just to taint NLNG because if you can make such a mountain from a mole hill without concrete evidence, doing it yourself won't be much of a difficult exercise for you because I can't see any evidence showing that, that place is an entrance to NLNG.

Now, for your information, NLNG is a world-class company and as such, can never be careless with any confidential document neither will they litter their environment. If you've been their Bonny gas plant, Intels estate or truly been to eastern bypass as you claimed, you'll understand through the serenity of the environment, that integrity is a lifestyle.

My advice: Dear, stop creating baseless gossips On what grounds did you make draw this baseless conclusion? I was expecting to see papers with a A LETTER OF APPLICATION SCATTERED addressed to Nlng at the NLNG entrance but alas! I only saw a neatly packed envelopes at one end of a wall. Now let me tell you, NLNG is not the ONLY company in that site, there are about two or three other companies also developing their site right there at Eastern bypass. Secondly, NLNG's jetty is also located along that eastern bypass and lastly, there is no concrete evidence showing that it is at the entrance of NLNG's site so there are chances that the NEATLY kept envelopes was kept at that spot to attract the attention of pedestrians so that the owner who misplaced it while either going to Bonny island or to any other company located there can pick it up or worse still, you took those files next to your door step, snapped it and posted it here just to taint NLNG because if you can make such a mountain from a mole hill without concrete evidence, doing it yourself won't be much of a difficult exercise for you because I can't see any evidence showing that, that place is an entrance to NLNG.

Now, for your information, NLNG is a world-class company and as such, can never be careless with any confidential document neither will they litter their environment. If you've been their Bonny gas plant, Intels estate or to Easter bypass as you claimed, you will understand through the serenity of the environment, that integrity is a lifestyle.

My advice: Dear, stop creating baseless gossips just to keep rumor mongers busy, there are other meaningful things that can be done with excess time. Thank you.

UJIC:
Alpha you're on, the link is now active (as at November 15 2016) and I have also registered. You should not hesitate if you are interested. I leave the rest to my Almighty God for a good fate.

Good luck to us all.

Also endeavor to read the 'how to apply for SIWES' instructions before registering.

AlphaMaximus:
Alright, but if you get word that the link is going through , pls don't hesitate to alert us here .thanks

Alpha you're on, the link is now active (as at November 15 2016) and I have also registered. You should not hesitate if you are interested. I leave the rest to my Almighty God for a good fate.

Good luck to us all.

adebam17:
first degree (Bsc)

No bro, it's for students with I.T letter.

AlphaMaximus:
Any time I click the "Apply for Internship/SIWES" button, I keep getting this message of "500 Dispatching Error". Any advice please? If I am clicking on the wrong link, help me out with the right one

Bro do not panic, the link is not yet finished for the registration process to start.

nevi12:
This is for nxt yr batch ryt

Yes bro.

DONADAMS:
I'll be going on I.T by march...can I also apply?

You can only apply when you've gotten your I.T letter.Sorry bro.

pass111:
Thanks for the info

Okay bro, no problems, friends are for helps.☺

pass111:
They could easily make provisions via their e-forms for filling such details.

Okay bro, no problems. Remember I said you are EXPECTED to have and not you MUST have.

It is always better to have excess oil in your lamp than expected needed.