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Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by UjSizzle(f): 11:59am On Oct 29, 2012
cdamsel: Register her in a gym,den u both can exercise 2gether,u can b there wit her 4 moral suppose,u didn't need a pastor 2 tell u dat,it is dat simple undecided
what if she likes being fat?
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by UjSizzle(f): 11:58am On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Why did i get married?[/quote]yeah that's it.
Maybe OP should watch it
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (5th Edition) by UjSizzle(f): 11:54am On Oct 29, 2012
Mexican peperoni, Italian macaroni....what's next? Iranian Spaghetti?? *rolleyes*
Romance › Re: Does Your Wife Irritate You When U Remeber This Fact?....be Very Sincere Pls. by UjSizzle(f): 11:51am On Oct 29, 2012
I don't have a wife or a husband but i think its a normal to wonder how many pple have been with your spouse in the past and how jealous it makes you feel.
Whenever that thought comes just remember she chose to be with you, tell yourself you are a better man than all those that dumped her in the past and you are lucky enough to see what a wonderful person she really is which is why you chose to spend the rest of your life with her. Most importantly enjoy the se.x, it part of the whole package; you couldn't get it better elsewhere grin
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by UjSizzle(f): 11:39am On Oct 29, 2012
No long thing. Dump her, your loss. Since you obviously can't look beyond her size and see every other thing perfect about her; you remind of a Tyler Perry movie...what's the name?....
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry At 22-25 As A Man? by UjSizzle(f): 11:34am On Oct 29, 2012
swizz01: As long as I'm concerned,22 Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ too early for a guy τ̅☺ get married....lemme let U̶̲̥̅̊ all knw somtin...a lot of U̶̲̥̅̊ all here are talkin abt maturity bt uve 4gotten dat marriage Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ a long life stuff nd it takes serious maturity τ̅☺ get in2 it...u can have all †ђξ money i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ world bt U̶̲̥̅̊ av τ̅☺ ask urslf if ure qualified τ̅☺ endure †ђξ problems i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ marriage.....we aint talkin abt normal relationship here oh bt somtin dts meant 4 life time.....as a guy 22 Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ too small bt as a gal no probs ώį̸̸̨ƭƕ dat....!!!

Dts all I can say...MONEY DOES NOT MAKE U MATURED 4 MARRIAGE...
I think the girl part's only gonna work if she plans on being totally subservient.
Romance › Re: Do The People We Attract Tell Something About Us? by UjSizzle(f): 11:26am On Oct 29, 2012
nekaa: I dnt fink so, personally am shy, quiet n very cautious, buh d pple arund me are way opposite... Dats oil n water mixing if u ask me.
sometimes opposites attract too smiley
Romance › Re: Do The People We Attract Tell Something About Us? by UjSizzle(f): 11:25am On Oct 29, 2012
Like attract like but then i think there are exceptions to the rule.
If you have a positive vibe sometimes you attract those with negative vibes. Some people get attracted to people who make them feel they can be better people; it doesn't mean you're like them.
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry At 22-25 As A Man? by UjSizzle(f): 11:14am On Oct 29, 2012
Lol @marrying for legalized se.x
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (5th Edition) by UjSizzle(f): 11:01am On Oct 29, 2012
Smart: Gree die
Daring: Mrs Chima
friendly: cow gurl
Then there's Acidtalk. Dunno where to classify him but he's always on point.

I can't pick any really funny person by my standard....i looove sarcasm and no one's really got it yet.
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry At 22-25 As A Man? by UjSizzle(f): 10:53am On Oct 29, 2012
I don't think any man below 25 should be getting married whether he's matured or not.
People need to give serious thought to marriage before jumping into it.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Fruit Are You? by UjSizzle(f): 10:48am On Oct 29, 2012
Water melon
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 8:27am On Oct 29, 2012
breezy047: I doubt that. . . grin
I dont see him going for ANYTHING. . .
I only see him after the sexiest, coolest and classy kinds. . .
Aint I correct? wink
never seen an unsexy, unclassy, uncool babe in it before :/
Literature › Re: Guess The Author Or The Book by UjSizzle(f): 8:25am On Oct 29, 2012
I read Patterson and I've never seen that book :/
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by UjSizzle(f): 8:19am On Oct 29, 2012
Who's relaxing on a Monday?
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by UjSizzle(f): 8:17am On Oct 29, 2012
...great motivator.
Motivator is what we
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 8:12am On Oct 29, 2012
breezy047: I'm sure he loves ladies who speak smooth french
Johnny B loves anything in skirts(or trousers?)

@Firestar....mawning.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by UjSizzle(f): 8:10am On Oct 29, 2012
*comes in with military squad*
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by UjSizzle(f): 8:04am On Oct 29, 2012
Bone crunching punch
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by UjSizzle(f): 7:59am On Oct 29, 2012
Thank you Lord for a new day and an already perfect week smiley
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:57am On Oct 29, 2012
firestar: ^Mrs[i] Johnny Bravo [/i]I presume?
Nah i dislike womanizers. His stewpidity's funny.

@Mynd...good morning
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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:19am On Oct 29, 2012
Okay so what did i miss:

Johnny Bravo haters
Clash of the Mods
Playing Catch Up
Football analysis?

BTW UP UNITED!!!
Forum Games › Re: The Last Man Standing "Game Of The Mind" Let's Try It. by UjSizzle(f): 7:08am On Oct 29, 2012
Rent is paid on land
Romance › Re: Advice To Every Lady In Her Early 20s by UjSizzle(f): 9:46pm On Oct 28, 2012
Nice one OP. This is the best thing in way of advice I've seen here.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by UjSizzle(f): 9:20pm On Oct 28, 2012
Lets see......
I talk to myself; have a lengthy conversation with no one in particular....i say something and then imagine their response. Then i take it a step further and talk to the objects around me; talk to the radio, my phone(that's regular), my pillow(tellin it exactly how comfy i want it to be)..i basically talk to everything including animals n insects.
I imagine acting a movie and play all the roles *rolleyes*

I'd compose a song and dance to stuffs playing in my head(even when I'm with people).

Basically i do a lot of weird things; can't begin to mention them all.
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Seen An ANGEL Before? by UjSizzle(f): 7:39pm On Oct 28, 2012
I think i saw one when i was about 5 or 6. I saw a lot of things at that age and never really spoke of them.
Some times i'd walk outside at night and see a group of females dancing around a fire like they'd come for a meeting or walk to the gate in the day time and see a person in white standing there(didn't look like an angel to me, twas actually the opposite) funny enough i wasn't scared seeing them. Today i'd think of it and pass it off as childish imagination but i think deep down i know that's not the case.

Now my angel story...he came in form of a man.
I was going home one day with my lil sis(she was about 3) from school; decided to take an alternate route. After walking for about 15mins or so i realised we were quite lost. A lady noticed we'd bn walkin aimlessly for a while so she called me. Told her were i lived/school's name, while we were yet speaking a young man in white(shirt n trousers) showed up from nowhere..spoke with the lady n said he'd take us back to school. I assumed he was a student anyway. He walked behind us never saying a word while my sis n i chated happily in front.
Few mins later we got back to schl, he told me to always take d familiar route home. I turned back in less than 3secs to thank him n he was gone. Just like that. It wasn't a busy street n nobody clda disappeared in a split second.
Got home n forgot about it, i wasn't scared the least.

Took me a few yrs to realise i had met my angel smiley. Woke up one morning and it hit me.
I was a child with a responsibility, scared n lost but God sent me help smiley.
I'll always be grateful for that.
Christianity Etc › Re: NAIRALANDERS!!! This Has To STOP!!!!! by UjSizzle(f): 7:12pm On Oct 28, 2012
OP needs to understand that this is a public forum where everyone is allowed to air their opinions on everything. It mustn't fall in line with your beliefs; you must therefore learn to turn your head away from every annoying post and try hard not to comment on them.

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