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hey, long time me not post here. been busy + lazy +busy(again)
i wanted to upload somethin i did but it appears the "upload folder is full" (Seun wot does that mean?).
anyway guys I'll try posting it again 2moro

kemji, wat up?

go easy guys!
this is the internet, remember obafemi martins.

if yu so much as sabotage this team with yur guesses, mmmmh!!!!!!!!

wham
abeg how were yu able yo use the buyright website. am in 9ja.
do they have wacom for sale?

bibi has a medical condition called "I am one of them Niger deltans, I believe in oil and I no go gree go skool"

sharap bibi or stop typing. soon you'll tell us your neighbor sat on your keyboard and his ass typed the gibberish, kolomental!

Hey God!
yu guyz are worse than me, i actually thot my case was pathetic, has anyone burnt kpomo before? pot turned pretty black and i had to scoop and find good ones, washed them and cooked them in a fresh pot.
of course i finished one canister of air freshner, soaked and hid the pot before my mom came home and yep she's not a nairaland member

i guess u said it all- its kinda hard to pick out a best from that lot. they all now suck.
so why don't we get a "control noodles pack" from jand and check it against what we have here.

was the eba like akamu?
cos I kinda remember my 1st eba days,
I always ended up sprinkling raw garri on the already made "eba wannabe"

Fish head is the Koko!
especially when yu jam it with Bole'

Haaaaaaa!
I just wacked one cob of hot corn about 3 minutes ago! with soft pear, mmmmmmmmmmmmh!
this is one thing I remember and I almost wish rainy season shouldn't stop,

Kemji,
I dunno what they did to that globe, but I think I can still see some marks (brick--like lines) on it as if it was a by-product of the road, I'll still keep looking

MP007:
people that ate my first whatever fought to use therest room(toilet) for the whole day, hehehehe

no be small thing! pls what was it you cooked?

this is for real!
my brother's first time of frying an egg: the 1st one was too salty.
the 2nd one had too much pepper, and by the 3rd round we had given up hope
on him, he came up with bland egg without salt or pepper.

He then ventured to cook soup, oh my God! it was okro soup,
the okro and other ingredients went down to the base of the pot, while the water was in the middle
then the fish were floating just like a sea,
haven't seen any 1st time cookin worse than that.

it's better to truly love and get hurt than not loving at all. so they say, abi.
Sha you have to brace yurself 4 whatever reaction you get, those words have a way of
freaking even Arnold Schwazzneger out!
but hey! what the heck, say it jare!

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simply_me:
Cute Ass

I am not your class so simply f off.

when did class and phucking off enter this gist of seeing a hidden work of art. You made your rude point of

simply_me:
found it first glance - talk about people like us who have seen less d icks with our eyes and men who have seen less p ussies with their eyes.

Rent the porn movie sha, it might help calm yur blood.

Mind you, this was just meant to be a simple thread where pple will admire art (do you even know what that is?), but I guess you couldn’t help day- dreaming about the no. of d*cks you’ve held. (hissing and shaking head!!!!!)

after blurring my eyes and trying all sorts viewing techniques , i saw the baby.
it's a fabulous work!

hey Zillionaire or any other person that may have received the dumps, it's ujuslims@yahoo.com. send abeg,

what's yur email add, i have sometn yu may like

Ini Edo!!!! hey wonders will never ever end. pple's tastes really differ.
Why on earth will I even want to remember Ini edo while eating alone, and
here u wan give am 1 million naira, 2 come and smile with Black Lipstick and False accent
Abeg!

lysaa:
who is spreading lies? if u know better then say it with proof

i don't see any proof attached to your gist either, so stop spreading f-lies

The 1st Time You Cooked - What Was It Like?

Guess I'm not alone. First time I cooked- it was boiled Yam everything was going smoothly until I forgot that my hand hadn't been thoroughly washed after peeling the yam. I touched my face with the hand! and it was a terrible day! I itched like what i don't know, anyway momsy had to apply palm oil on the spots that were swollen on my face- chei! it was an experience.

When i cooked soup, it was Ogbono soup- it was very tasty o. but i can still remember those lumps! I guess everyone in my house ignored the lumps and praised me, What was it like the 1st time for you?

this kind of stuff happened to my system a while back, the name of the site that colonized my system was ZINBLOG. at the end, sha
when i tried to install kaspersky to fight it, it stopped me from logging into the system, bottomline, I ran my recovery disk again
but now I use NOD 32, it literally nods away viruses from my sys, if u cant see NOD, go 4 kaspersky, but pls quit the avast, which
I guess is the Home edition. rescue your system b4 yu go thru what I did. try downloading some antivir stuff from www.scanwith.com
cheers

what's yur email addy,
I'll send you a recipe book,
darn girl! and yu married and Igbo man, that guy really loves you, cos my igbo brothers love good food and women who can "toast"
we'll up yur game, aight?

abeg rodent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how did you do that airbrush thingy? pls teach me, abe!!!

Hi,
please I need to know how much it will cost to create a website for a record label, in this site one should be able to pay to purchase stuff (e-commerce with Pay Pal, and the other foreign mastercards), download songs (audio and video). In fact a truly dynamic website.

thanks,

***slims

na you sabi!

Where Grafikdon and Realborn dey sef!

Kemji, thanks, I know not to bask in that glory because I have seen yur works and sirgai's , broda, you r tight! I have alot to learn from yu guys abeg!

SirGuy, as for the currency lines, the interactive blend tool, did most of the work, I put alot of stuff in container, and trust me i showed the old N20 Note pepper!
chrz!

Kunta Kinte!

they were Montessori products

and when NEPA strikes?,

Seun God bless yu jare!,
this is something that most search engines are doin for free that some guy wants to take 5k for, mhhh!

Sirgai the Gai!
the currency lines i did are repetitions of whatever shapes i created. like duplicate one, rotate the second a bit and I kept on duplicating. It was actually a client's voucher, I just tweaked it around 4 nairaland,
Gamine, U have bam art in you,